princeshijman:
if u date a gal n she no fart for ur front guyz abeg no marry am...she wil keep alot of secret frm u....wen my my ex bae farted one day mehn i was very happy ehhhh cus per day i dey mess like 20 tyms if i dey with her.

denniece1:
This has been on FP before

Chiefpriest1:
Not all the points are valid. But when I was still 'outside', the impression I had was that any lady who intentionally farts in your presence is indirectly telling you she lacks class.

I also remember taking a lady out. While I was still struggling with my first plate, she was ordering for a third. That was the last time we met.

However, I am kind of attracted to ladies that laugh. Especially those who laugh at your jokes.

As for fighting, most ladies who fight outside without any qualms will likely fight their husband's relatives without giving a hoot.

By the way, I can wash my wife's pants. There's also nothing wrong in watching her wash them.

No be d same place wey dem dey wear the pant,una don take tongue build house put?

Medunah:

Lol, u sef buy range rover nah

princeshijman:
if u date a gal n she no fart for ur front guyz abeg no marry am...she wil keep alot of secret frm u....wen my my ex bae farted one day mehn i was very happy ehhhh cus per day i dey mess like 20 tyms if i dey with her.

chicbenita:
Here with the help of our friends we are going to disect some few immediate turn offs men see in some ladies.

• Farting In Our Presence
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don’t know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much
Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we’re too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)
Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s undies!

• Talking too dirty
Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies
If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting
Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother.

• i Too Know attitude
Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.

engrjacuzzi:
she shouldn't call another guy in our presence
she shouldn't be seen with our phones.
she shouldn't b a heavy drinker in our presence
she shouldn't expose her stretch marks and boobs to avoid kongee

defemidefemi:
the topic ought to b "how to pretend b4 ur guy".

bishopoliver:
What about checking a guy's fone call logs and text messages without permission

mytime24:

prudentcy:

Keneeby:
Don't scratch your Toto in our presence.

saaedlee:
If the lady is your wife, she is permitted to do most of those things on your list!

Meanwhile, why don't we stick to the following:

1. Go to you Polling Centre on the 14th of Febuhari.
2. Cast your vote
3. Protect your Vote till it has been counted.

Number 4 is complusory...boko broda







4. Stay, watch and hear General Muhammadu Buhari declared Winner

5. Dance Shoki
6. Repeat 5 till May29th

defemidefemi:
the topic ought to b "how to pretend b4 ur guy".

saaedlee:
If the lady is your wife, she is permitted to do most of those things on your list!

Meanwhile, why don't we stick to the following:

1. Go to you Polling Centre on the 14th of Febuhari.
2. Cast your vote
3. Protect your Vote till it has been counted.

Number 4 is complusory...







4. Stay, watch and hear General Muhammadu Buhari declared Winner

5. Dance Shoki
6. Repeat 5 till May29th