Anytime I flash back to these incidents I'm always like "God punish you"

1. The first time a girl wooed me. I was really young then (can't remember my age, but around 6- It was in a church. How did she go about it? A very bold girl (somewhat older than me) She just asked me to follow her outta the children church. She held my hand and took me to the backyard. When we got there, this is exactly what she told me, "Do you know I love you?" I was too nervous to reply and ended up saying this rubbish "I'll tell" She just begged (and I didn't know what happened afterwards). But after then she would still behave funny; always winking; always smiling; always troublesome (but the girl was pretty o, igbo girl . Not that I didn't like her, just I dunno what kind of nervousness overwhelmed me to that extent)

I and my family relocated and we lost contact, even till now, though I've met with some of her sisters several times.

That is regret one anyway. Next... comments allowed.

Trying to remember all my childhood experiences...

2. Getting her into trouble Remember those "mummy and daddy" things we did then? Me, I did it very well

We had been doing it for long. I and this girl, we were very fond of ourselves. We did kiss each other almost every time we were in private (I'm starting to be brutal here, not hiding and forming holy) We did give each other se*ual pleasure, by rubbing each other genit.a.ls. I can remember a day we were doing "police and thief" in an uncompleted building (hey, I was very young then too, a very spoilt child, but you wouldn't know with my cool face) Anytime we had the chance of being alone we would do the stuff quickly.

Cut-short. I got her into trouble in her mum's shop. Her mum sent her to do something in the shop (she was outside, we were inside) Tho she was relunctant, we did it again in a corner. We were unlucky this time, as an adult was watching from upstairs. She got us reported. Tho we were both seriously beaten, you'd pity her more.

Pr0ton:
booked

bros, na so u stingy reach U no want make anybody jam FTC

...guy u don miss bleeping..chai!

zick19:

bros, na so u stingy reach U no want make anybody jam FTC

Lol

Maamin:
...guy u don miss bleeping..chai!

Them plenty like

Sorry for my short stories

3. Missing opportunities This happened when I was in Jss2/3. We had this very bad girl in our class. Proud and spoilt. Her parents were wealthy (we shouldn't be that surprised) Infact, I had many spoilt classmates then. We would watch porns in the class, play porn games, do this "batch" stuff where we passed phone around, whoever was with the phone when music stopped playing would be asked to do some crazy thing

One day, she invited me and my friend to her house. After some fun, we were about leaving and she asked me to peck her. Not that shy type. I did, tho with lot of courage.

Ever since then she had seen me as her bf (in Jss3? Yh, we weren't that local) She had been occupying all spaces around me... A day came, invited again, only me this time. We were in the sitting room watching porn together. I must confess, it was this girl who opened my eyes; I knew nothing about interc0urse before then. She asked us to practise some..agrhh..I no gt d liver. I declined

I was 19 and she was 21, she said she wanted a child.
Her millionaire parent were getting too lonely and soon she will be getting married and leaving them and she was the only child.
Therefore, she wanted to give them a child for comfort and company and I was the only eligible candidate she had came across.
No strings attached, no marriage commitment, just sow the seed and go with your settlement.
I foolishly said no that my firstborn should be with the father.

More than decade later I still regret that decision. At least I for know that my child is a rich kid somewhere and well taken care of and I would have made a family happy

Pr0ton:
booked

guy, i hope u remember say na u get this thread,as u keep booking space abeg no forget.. keep some for us








u never chi chom chin

ITbomb:
Trespassers will be shot

Trespassers ke

chichomchin:

guy, i hope u remember say na u get this thread,as u keep booking space abeg no forget.. keep some for us








u never chi chom chin

I'm afraid you guys might occupy the whole first page.

If true then two words:BORN PERVERT......but if lying which i suspect then you are safe.....Oya continue ya story

Regret Number 4

4. My Pastor's Daughter I just hope she is not on NL I dunno why most girls who fall my hand are those older than me Anyway, she was just 2years older than me. Due to some conditions I was living with them. She's not that spoilt type. Just a moderate girl. We didn't even chitchat, as I'm more fond with the guys in the house. I was the only outsider in the house. I mean I was the only one who wasn't their family member. The rest were cousins, nieces etc.

Tho we had long distance, we had one thing in common; we loved watching movies than anyone else. We would be the first to start any movie nd the last to leave the sitting room at night. We only talked well when we watched movies together.
It was in d night. We were the only ones left in the sitting room. I was sitting on the floor she was lying just in front of me. I'm fond with trousers. I was wearing trouser she was in leggings. I noticed she was making her leg move to my groin. Instead of playing along I changed my position!

killercute16:
If true then two words:BORN PERVERT......but if lying which i suspect then you are safe.....Oya continue ya story

Born

you shpuld change your name to Dauda the s,a,zx y guy

Regret Five

5. Turning Her Down. She was the chapel prefect, back then in high school, and I was the assistant head prefect, tho resumed their school Ss2 second term (and I'm not making this up). Then in high school, I wouldn't "play well" with girls I didn't like, but I was generally friendly (to some extent sha). The chapel prefect had always been on my neck, disturbing my plan for the girl(ASP too) I had crush on. She (CP) never came that direct, but only a fool would think she had no crush on me through out her stay in the school. She would 'jokingly' tell me she loved me and I'd, also in the same way, tell her "I lost you".

My friends noticed my dislike for her, but they saw no reason why I should be treating her that way. I would tell them I didn't understand too; just a natural dislike.

She was coming too close and I was getting frustrated. Never knew how she got my contacts; I would leave most of her online messages unreplied. I did really treat her like shit and she always felt really bad.

achinaboy:
you shpuld change your name to Dauda the s,a,zx y guy

I don't grab

ITbomb:
I was 19 and she was 21, she said she wanted a child.
Her millionaire parent were getting too lonely and soon she will be getting married and leaving them and she was the only child.
Therefore, she wanted to give them a child for comfort and company and I was the only eligible candidate she had came across.
No strings attached, no marriage commitment, just sow the seed and go with your settlement.
I foolishly said no that my firstborn should be with the father.

More than decade later I still regret that decision. At least I for know that my child is a rich kid somewhere and well taken care of and I would have made a family happy

I didn't see this sha #TakeHeart bro

Number Six (most pained)

6. I Lost Her
I hope she isn't on NL. This's the girl whom I had more chances to **** but didn't Just like my post, she was the assistant head girl; fair and pretty. Right from when I sighted her I had gone gaga. The problem was I was somewhat shy talking with pretty girls in person (that was then o, not now )
I noticed she wasn't the shy type but would always be nervous whenever we were talking. I collected her digit easily, unlike other guys, including most of her social contact.
We were getting along with cool text and calls. We got closer. But she was always interested in getting me jealous by flirting with other guys (something I hated with passion )
I was in the Phy lab alone one day, she came in and we started chating. By and by it happened that she was lying on the table in front of me, telling me she felt like sleeping. My regret here is that I didn't take step I would if I was the guy I am now.
I've got many stories about her, but won't post them now.

When she asked me to hit harder..i didnt..






Until she decided to call a carpenter to hit the nail of her cupboard harder until it was firm for her..

She gave the carpenter #100

keeper1:
When she asked me to hit harder..i didnt..






Until she decided to call a carpenter to hit the nail of her cupboard harder until it was firm for her..

She gave the carpenter #100

Lol

Her retired-soldier father unleashed their dog on me after a rather civil conversation. I ran with the hope that he didn't actually unleash the dog; that it was a mistake...until I saw him emerging from the house with his rubbish shakabula gun and what was she doing? Crying...just crying #datsall. I could have been shot

Anyway, the bullet hit their forking dog instead.......oh and I'm not sorry

Charlentine:
Her retired-soldier father unleashed their dog on me after a rather civil conversation. I ran with the hope that he didn't actually unleash the dog; that it was a mistake...until I saw him emerging from the house with his rubbish shakabula gun and what was she doing? Crying...just crying #datsall. I could have been shot

Anyway, the bullet hit their forking dog instead.......oh and I'm not sorry

dz actually got me laughing out so hard.

ITbomb:
I was 19 and she was 21, she said she wanted a child.
Her millionaire parent were getting too lonely and soon she will be getting married and leaving them and she was the only child.
Therefore, she wanted to give them a child for comfort and company and I was the only eligible candidate she had came across.
No strings attached, no marriage commitment, just sow the seed and go with your settlement.
I foolishly said no that my firstborn should be with the father.

More than decade later I still regret that decision. At least I for know that my child is a rich kid somewhere and well taken care of and I would have made a family happy

maybe they just needed you for ritual, or what do you think.

Pr0ton, you were a spoilt child.
Never knew all these; and was thinking I got a good friend - how sad & dissapointed.

Pr0ton:
Number Six (most pained)

6. I Lost Her
I hope she isn't on NL. This's the girl whom I had more chances to fùck but didn't

FIXED

Just like my post, she was the assistant head girl; fair and pretty. Right from when I sighted her I had gone gaga. The problem was I was somewhat shy talking with pretty girls in person (that was then o, not now )
I noticed she wasn't the shy type but would always be nervous whenever we were talking. I collected her digit easily, unlike other guys, including most of her social contact.
We were getting along with cool text and calls. We got closer. But she was always interested in getting me jealous by flirting with other guys (something I hated with passion )
I was in the Phy lab alone one day, she came in and we started chating. By and by it happened that she was lying on the table in front of me, telling me she felt like sleeping. [size=30]My regret here is that I didn't take step I would if I was the guy I am now.[/size]
I've got many stories about her, but won't post them now.

I used to think you were a virgin.
How many avalanche of sexual escapade have you had?

and some people will blame all their problems in life on their village witches.

see as somebody just sat down to type a lot of crap and he probably thinks he's typing something worthwhile.

una life nor dey meaningful without girl this girl that all the time?

tpiah11:


maybe they just needed you for ritual, or what do you think.

Nah, I get immunity

ITbomb:

Nah, I get immunity

probably not, for them to consider you in the first place.

I'm sure they did their homework before approaching you or putting you on their list.

Booked.. Incase!