onye isi ndi nne- my Igbo teacher! because she always on wrapper crazy woman tho

Efcc- business studies teacher. That woman is literally everywhere in school holding a cane, so we started calling her that

Womanizer- Chemistry teacher. Rumor has is that he always like checking the girl's badge above the chest just to feel the size of the boobs. lwkm!

We had this government teacher that talked, walked and wrote so slowly it was annoying.

So his name was changed from Oyerinde to Oderinde- the fool has arrived

Cnt remember sha..

But there was this time I was asked to make a sentence in yoruba..

My yoruba teachers name was Mrs Aluko..

Then I stewpidly said: Aluko lo we. meaning Aluko go and bath..

See beating

look... name for my secondary schl teacher

AFRO TRAINER.
THE HAIR BUSH NO YEA

English teacher- Samanja
Physics- gbuo mmadu
Literature- skin
Inter science - Nku lab

Geography - Reptile.
Yoruba - Jati jati. He always said "maa na e jati jati"
Biology - Emi kini yi. She be feeling like wonderwoman. She wicked die!!

Well he wasn't a teacher in my school, but our Bursar, a bald headed man, but because he was not friendly wit d students, we referred to him as "Mr Apari" (a bald headed man) whenever we discussed abt him. An innocent boy frm d south eastern part of Nigeria joined my school around dat time. He was in the teachers' office one faithful afternoon when one of d teachers asked him to deliver a message to d skool bursar. In order to be sure dat d innocent guy got d message clearly, the teacher asked for d name of the bursar, then my innocent Michael Okwonko responded with confidence, Mr Apari is d name now. D teacher was like enh, then he said again Mr Apari. The innocent boy actually tot that was d actual name.
Come c beating.
He got bk and told us, we cudnt help but lol.

Then we sat him down and explained d meaning of d name.
Then he joined us laughing too

Hun good old dayz

Nice
we had 6'0 clock cos of his eyes,
we had social animal cos of his great quote 'stop making noise, i've told you, you're not animal, if you're a social animal i'm a rational animal. Whatever that meant

bad d
ete ba
oboy
tomss

English teacher : Undertaker

Vice principal : Ogidan

And baba boss


The first 2 fit sense for ur body

Baba boss na assassin ....

JSS 3 Maths teacher = akpachi akpachi
CRS = Antioch
Biology = Mimicry
Acatana acatana

We had this maths teacher who always rode his bike to school,
one day, on his way coming to school, he had an accident due to a goat crossing his path unexpectedly, though he escaped with minor injuries,
but the goat lost a leg,
Since then we started calling him,
Tor ebot(which in english means hit goat)

upsonn:
My English teacher did not know spelling, so she will tell us that.. If we want to write.. For example "house" she will stop @ hou and put sp. When we demanded d reasons for that.. She said that's how they do in higher institution.. She said if you wanted to write something and u can't remember the full spelling.. That its allow.. That's how we name her "sp"

We called our government teacher Incumbency.

We called our male patrons "bingo" and "whisky" cos they always barked at students like mad dogs. They always be like:
IF I USE MY HAND TO CATCH YOU THERE. before nko? Na head you wan use.
THOSE OF YOU INSIDE THAT TAP. shuo! Inside kwa?
KNEEL, I SAID KNEEEEEL DOWN "while decorating you teenage skin with his panel beater's hands "
Whiskey ll see me and be like "Onyile if i slap you eh if i slaaaaaap you, your face will be red for a month"
Lmao.
Marist comprehensive college, Nteje. Class of 2010.

My Igbo teacher..... 'IHE NLELE'

Another Igbo teacher.... 'Ten Marks'
(She pronounces the 'm' in 'marks' with this thick Igbo accent)

Another G & C teacher..... 'Pregnant ape'
(If she sees ur zip down or unhooked skirt, she calls u pregnant ape)

Geography teacher.......'Omo'
(From his initials)

CRS teacher........ 'Old school'
(Old fashioned dressings)

Another teacher....... 'No Movement'
(Hates the slightest movement during night prep)

VP........ 'Mr Ogbomosho'
(Many of us then thought that was his real name)

VP(female)........ 'Swagger'
(She once wore swagger pants to assembly)

Economics teacher........ 'Birrions of dorrars'
(She can gbaguan shaa)

Economics teacher....... 'Five textbooks'
(She likes to think she's more than 5 textbooks, with God oo)

Physics lab attendant...... 'Onu ntu'

Mr Brown........ Almost all his clothes are brown in colour

'Baminda'........ Chemistry teacher

A physics corp member we had then......... 'Dagger Master'
(His own gbaguan no be here)

ETC

I REP FGGC ONITSHA!

How you take know...abi naa you e dey send?

bloxyboo:
Maths teacher......no meat, cos na #50 rice nd #20 beans he dey chop witout meat

TRADELYN:


1. Kini O?
This woman no know maths wella. She go just come class dey copy & paste both questions and solutions on the board.

2. Old School.

This man's hair and dress sense naa like my great grand father type.

3. Pastor!
This naa the man wey sabi preach every wednesday...he can flog better than the maths subject he teaches.

Lemme know who can relate with any of them

I bet u attended S.S.H.S Alimosho

there is a teacher like that always moving from one class to another, searching for foreigners (students not in their class) in classes,so he would beat them back to their class. so students call him Mr Foreigner.

Drunken master

Biology teachher....sisqo(becos of his white hair)
Maths teeacher....Iya math (elderly n tough woman)
English teacher...mrs oyinbo(dat woman dey bleach die)
French teacher...mrs Kaka orobo
Agric teacher...mr agoro(d man tall
English teacher...mr nonetity

During buharI schooling earlier 60s

Knee down dere-my house master....I can't forget that man

geography teacher> fine boy
agric/labour master> lava dome
chemistry> life goes on

Sir wiper ....mehn his spectacles no be here,almost d size of a windscreen

Kambili... Though she was a ghananian,we gave her that name cos she always flogged those of us that didn't have the novel-purple hibiscus

wesa okpoi(bring money)-our guardian chancellor...she love money pass judas

sir cain-u know the rest na

UnknownT:
Our Social Studies teacher, taught us Myths and Legends, the myth of Panku, the chinese giant who when he died, the ants that feasted on him turned to humans. We nicknamed him Panku, though the teacher himself is short

CDSS Odogbo?

Physics Teacher.....English engineer

school director--- belletus (cos he had a pot belly)

My short hand teacher always teaching one part of s.h "toa d ball to epeh" so he was given d name "EPEH"
my maths teacher hamma head of horror, d guy head big ehmm... Chai

physics teacher- pay attention ( with his igbo accent pa'ttention)

Economics- Ghost rider ( he is just like a robot)

Principal- Morgana

Mathematic- All ma ladies ( he likes the word)

English- Linguistic

ifa continue listinq aswea na die. Almost all teacher both proprietor.
Secondary schoo was fun

Mende, Peter Parker and you are stupid