alberto2k:


Wow! Great!

I checked your twitter profile and your pic looks like someone I know

Itz like u don't stay in k.west, anyway its my pleasure meeting u sir

N'L is my e-home... U can always contact me in here, Do have a lovely night sir.

Thanks! I live in kwest up till nw. What about u?

MY GOVERNMENT TEACHER THEN WAS CALLED SHORT DEVIL.PHE TEACHER= WA BOMB.

Had a geography teacher who had a big boil on his forehead that just wouldn't go away. We gave him the name Contour... God pls forgive me

Timijo:
Thanks! I live in kwest up till nw. What about u?

Sure... I still live there too

DaZion:
I also had dis Young female Yoruba teacher, We called her "Baby".Becos she's 2 hot.

Are u still in secondary school

U don't know d difference between past and present tense

lol we had one literature teacher. Local legend says he bleached. He was always a boiled red color and sweating. So we called him The red worm or Slimey. Then we had another english prof who had a scar on his face *which he was highly insecure about. he was fond of his cane and you would just be chilling and he would enter the classroom, come to your desk and ask you "you are looking at my scar right" * We called him Scar face because of this

My economics teacher, very thin and tall, d funniest tin z that dz man ll put his samsung( d old fashioned one wit antenna) beside his belt with his shirt tuck intu his trousers above d abdomen.....so we du call him - Letter 'I' .

Quick question; Did anybody here attend "Federal Government College Ijanikin"

Funny

chemistry teacher----Mr u don't knw anything. English teacher-----heavens gate ...because of her short short skirts

sir medge: the guy d*** long we dey see the shape for en trouser and en like woman too much
crayfish: my primary 4 teacher she slim wella kum wicked join
u get the sumtin?: this guy no fit explain 1 line witout asking " u get the sumtin? "

My maths teacher was called "Jango" mehn, mathematics made him kinda mad... U will see him on a tree solving maths, in d air. walking on d road too... Or even @ d stream in d sch compound. I think he is solving maths with d fishes dere. LOL .
My biz std teacher was called 'Osuji drunkard'.... Hez name is mr Osuji. D man sabi drink no be small... He often drinks to stupor cuz he falls into a ditch (es) most tyms n sleeps dere. @ tyms his family members will hv to search fr him wen he doesnt come home @ nite....it was dat bad. Tho he was gud @ d subject he taught.
My econs teacher was called 'Class Eh' she was always fond of saying dat word even bfr he lectures kick off.... Class eh, do u know eh bla bla bla. Lol. She was quite funny tho.

Up Awo

Hear mine and tell me it aint funny. Uncle pap, Gbenga cos the teacher too tall, 0scar, sigidi, zogbese lisa has treatd me thus, Deju, swegbe, kpunke, B. B dn show (dat 1 na 4 our dean then, the man too dy form), literature man, physics teacher own na Spiderman, crs teacher own na Abner, Igna, Shelac, paul the apostle, mhen names plenty bt e get 1 wey i dey try remember.

Musu (cat)

A tall,dark and hairy man. Got posted to our school and got his nickname same day he was introduced to us. He had this goatee that made him look like Albert Macaulay. Unfortunately for him that they he wore complete cat jeans with the cat's logo looking exactly like him ,that's how he got the name 'musu' before the principal could do the proper intro.

Two of the most memorable.

* Mr. Next Sentence - Had dis Geography teacher who in course of dictating would frequently say (and we'ld chorus), "Let Us Move On To The Next Sentence" . .It was such fun pre-empting this declaration we made sport out of it, but, when den start to catch boyz that year......

* Mrs. Ya'bak - Dis woman was a Terrorist! yellow, stern looking & uptight...shamelessly strutting a cane as big as herself....put us guys on a tight leash! Never really knew what she taught, but I swear, just when we think we have a lil' breathin space she'll just pop up from nowhere screamin with an accent, "WHAT ARE U STILL DOIN HERE? I WILL DESIGN YA' BACK"...Lolz

kilokeys:
no school in Naija gives better names than command guys

ex-commandos lets pour in our fav nicks

robocop

sha sha sha

Terminator

Jaguar

pa joe...cdss oshodi

Our Togolese french teacher when flogging you and you are not staying still, will say in Yoruba with a funny accent ma sese bere, meaning I will start all over again. So we started calling him ma sese bere.

dragonlord=our principal,animalfancy=she looks like an animal,merlin=she z always saying incoherent words,obey d wind=this man z as tiny as a broomstick...........lolz

Lols..my govt teacher we call him reuben because of his head..
Nd will never forget ogun esun my econ teacher he can beat

xreal:
'Fight Lion'
His tribal marks were terrible.

She taught u Oral English

Our lit teacher was"akara tharchy(30)bread forchi(40)purewacha one"...commerce teacher was "long head"..government teacher was "cerfiticate"...biology teacher was "marchu"(matthew)..account teacher "demon"... CRk was "sooooooooooo"...chooi na akara sch I go oo lol

Oju Opolo [frog eye] dis man eyes are just too big

my economics teacher was very ugly and we named him 'handsome gorilla'

My maths teacher in ss1 is after every statement be lyk "u understand it now"

So we started calling him, "u understand it now"

Malam Kpaka......Eng. Lang. Lecturer in Abdu-Gusau Poly.

There is no day we have him in class that we won't sit for a test. And all his testpapers are named according to the condition of the environment at that point in time i.e. During Sallah it would be named ''barka da sallah test'', fasting period would be ''asha ruwa lafiya test''

mayflower sec school
owiggy for our physics teacher that was always on wig
chame(chameleon) our hostel warden cos he looked like one

Our Goverment teacher: Eze Ushi(eze ushi was a slugan we used to describe someone who is dry)This man's class is always dull and no matter how u drink coffee while attending his class,u must sleep.

Our Principal: Ishi aki(Palm kernel) he has a bald head and we named him ishi aki(palm kernel head)

Hanger...e tall like anytin

Anifowose338:
Otimothy are you frm egbe oba high sch?

awori college ojo

Math teacher... Ojuyoboo

chemistry g unit
physics acceleration dis 1 use 1 term treat am ]