Now that election has been postponed, and Febuary 14 is sure as air . It is an unpleasnt news to some guys, and best news so far for ladies this year.
Between now and friday, so many break up will happen.
Sometimes you will hear some breakup lines and you will be like WTF.
Some will sound weird and some will sound funny.
Here are some few lines and you are free to add yours

Just keep calm and be ready to get your rib cracked.....


# I flashed you twice, you didn't call me back. Two of us can't be broke at the same time...... ITS OVA

# Just because you are menstruating, you fainted, what will happen to you when you are in labour? I don't want to be a young widower....... O DABO

# I told you my favourite colour was ewedu green, but this shirt you bought me now is ugwu green.... It shows that you don't care about me or what I like........ IT IS OVER

# How dare you snub my Dog when it was greeting you this evening...... It shows you didn't respect my family, I can't cope with that.... BYE

# This is the 5th year we have been having sex ATLEAST SIX TIMES a week, and you've not for ones say "Thank You". Its ova, you are soo ungrateful

#I said I want to eat beans, you prep me white beans.. I tried to manage it. Told you I will like to take it with gaari, but u insisted I use bread. Is it by force? Can't I have my say anymore? ITS OVER

# I told you I received my salaries from party that used broom as logo, and my dad will be a minister if party with umbrella wins. And u still telling me you don't know which to vote for? Your indecision will cause limitation for me, come back after election!

#OMG, and you can't wake me by 6, meanwhile I told you I will be goin to church by 10am, and this is JUST 7:15am...... Witch Alert! Its ova.


Please add yours jare

by feb 13,14,15&16th i will be going to my community polling unit to vote for my next community KING......

akinsal:
by feb 13,14,15&16th i will be going to my community polling unit to vote for my next community KING......

Community king? Imagine. which kain lie be this?

Lol, the ewedu green nd ugwu green's own got me ROTFL

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kia kia kia, rotflmfao

*Falls off pawpaw tree*

# Why did you put more effort in your worship, when the choir lead the song "do something new in my life"? So you need another bf? Very good. Its ova

# My pastor said I should not go out on feb14 and you are asking me why?........ Why? Are you an enemy of progress? Thank you for showing me whom u are now...... Its ova.

So Limpopo is my personalized ringtone on your phone . . . I'm your maga abi? Goodbye.

Iyaf laugh scarra oh

I told you to send me money and alert came in of only N500.

Do I look like Bambi-Ala to you?

God punish poverty and release me from you, it is over!

I called u during d day... U ddnt pick up, u nw dey flash me for xtra cool ! Itz ova

lols@witch alert!

# You are too perfect, I need a break

mirexxx:
lols@witch alert!

lols

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Kimmo:
So Limpopo is my personalized ringtone on your phone . . . I'm your maga abi? Goodbye.

This is sooo cray-

I will be in a medically induced coma from Feb 14-20th


I said you should get me panadol, you got paracetamol claiming it's the same thing, you want to kill me abi?

So you were shouting for that agbero that you need change, you are tired of me abi? It's over

why u dey look me like dat, shey i look like winch abi?
ITZ OVER

You don't Bend Properly When Sweeping...Iyaf Finish For Us!!

I asked you to cook rice for me and you cooked. Jollof Rice Without asking If Its White Or Fried I might want You don't Care About Me....O Dabo Jor !!

Kimmo:
So Limpopo is my personalized ringtone on your phone . . . I'm your maga abi? Goodbye.

Aooux:
# You are too perfect, I need a break

Guy, you bad gan o.

What's funny nitori oloun

You save my number with my name on ur phone

ggrin:
What's funny nitori oloun

*grin*

I saw you chasing me with a cutlass in my dream. It is over between us.

I told you to catch a grenade for me instead you dodge a stone thank you now I know you can't die for me it's over

Cklent:
I told you to catch a grenade for me instead you dodge a stone thank you now I know you can't die for me it's over

Bad guy!!!!

# You have been calling baby for the past 2 years. Thought you meant something nice, not knowing you were trying to tell me I behave like a baby...... Chai!! Its over oooo, me baby?