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I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by agoadiv(m): 11:55am On Feb 10, 2015 |
a girl i had been admiring since 2014-11-5 till i finally asked her out on 26th December last year , she delayed the reply n was like I WAS HEART BROKEN BY THE ONE I LOVED MOST,I CAN'T TRUST U' this made me feel so sad but i never lost hope,she has a sexy body,greatly endowed and this girl the formmmm...before she told me that she was hrt broken i had to take her out to a bar....she shakes her bombom wen she de waka for road ehhh! she finally accepted me on 30january wen she saw i was serious to love with both cash n hrt SUMMARY:::: i went to their house day bfor yesterday n dat was the first time cos she said her parents traveled n were gonna b bak on 10th(today)..she has a lil sis dat is 9years n am fond of her..i called her that i was on the road n she said OK..i went to their house,de sis opened door for me,immediately i stepped my foot in,i was greeted by SH!T SMELL in every corner of the house,it was so much bt i managed to stay,initially i thought twas her sis that mayb POO on her pant oo...little did i know dat my shody POO na im de smell so! her sis told me IFEOMA IS IN THE TOILET LET ME GO AND CALL HER FOR YOU' mehn it dawn on me that na this girl the pollute this air oooo,quick quick,i tear race cos i was embarrassed n ashamed n i felt like vomiting... I NEVER KNEW A GIRL AS BEAUTIFUL AS IFEOMA DO SH!T SEF TALKLESS OF DE poo SMELLING.... FEAR GIRLS! now i cnt even call her again cos am disappointed,i never knew girls also excret faeces..... gosh! n they shake that bombom like its only for servicing n lapdance....WHAT DO I DO NOW? WILL I EVEN HAVE THE MIND TO CHYKE ANOTHER GIRL?? PLS HELP 3 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 12:11pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
hahaha!! you thought they were angels? 1 Like |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Brugo(m): 12:13pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Ha ha ha? |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Gboyeboy(m): 12:19pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
You never knew pretty girls did droppings. Wetin you think say den dey use the yansh do before? 1 Like |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 12:21pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Yeah, we poo, fart and menstruate too Excuse us for being humans 27 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 12:23pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
What an _idiot! You didn't know she's human and passes out wastes like you do or your brain was blacked out momentarily at the point in time or you thought pretty girls fart and shiit smells like roses? Absolute stupidity! 5 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by demelza: 12:30pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Kids everywhere! 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by kenex4ever(m): 12:42pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
agoadiv:hahaha!! Tell anoda lie 3 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 12:47pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Op, if I slap you eehh na inside that poo you go find yourself. See waste of free mb 10 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by olasmith10(m): 12:51pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
don't even know what to say cos even me am disappointed too don't even know what to say cos even me am disappointed too |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by LadyX(f): 1:07pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
MzNelly: Don't mind him. He is a kid that doesn't understand anything. When he learns about biology in school, he will understand major functions of the body. 1 Like |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by ggrin(f): 1:21pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
U go fear fear |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 1:24pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Another mad patient again Seu.n it's high time you did something.... 2 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by agoadiv(m): 2:09pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
zick19:and English was murdered again 3 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 2:20pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
agoadiv:Go school, you no gree go...... Hw u wan take knw correct english Olodo 9 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Edwardhead(m): 2:23pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Am I in a jokes section or romance? 1 Like |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Agybabe(f): 2:58pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
@Op mine smells better This is hilarious. 1 Like |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by dahreyM: 3:11pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
MzNelly: r u pretty? |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by dahreyM: 3:25pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
you guyz should reason with the OP lah. Some galz cn FORM. Some galz r fine to the extent that one will think, going to the toilet is a taboo for them. The fresh skin, the spotless face, the physique, the sonorous voice e.t.c, U will doubt they even MENstruate... That's hw they r made. Galz go through a lot beneath them buh u will nvr knw cos the smiling face will cover it up. Shout out to all d female folks around d world. 2 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by mrkay101(m): 3:28pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
and y'all believe this shit OK op.. next!!!! |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by bobbyluis(m): 3:37pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
No... they don't poo,they recycle waste. 2 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by hotwax: 3:40pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
LadyX: But the way u form, I do think you dont have hole form bottom. And the most disgusting thing is you open their legs. There Vir.gi.nal is so more disgusting than gutter. |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by PHgirl(f): 3:43pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Lol. You guys should time out of your lives for five minutes. It's hilarious. So, |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 3:43pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
dahreyM: Lol, naah |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 3:46pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Yu are mad |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by nonsoben: 3:46pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
who no de poo? abi coz say w bi galz? |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Dorisbest(f): 3:52pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Lunatic |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 3:52pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Na one rm apartment she dey stay? Abi dia toilet dey near entrance door? |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by LadyX(f): 4:08pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
hotwax: So you want us to neglect ourselves so that you prove we have hole, abi? Why must you open their legs? Did someone hold a gun forcing you to open their legs? 2 Likes |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Nobody: 4:24pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Agybabe: See this one yansh! |
Re: I Never Knew My Girlfriend Does This! by Maamin(m): 6:04pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Yeye dey smell for this thread |
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