ghost1718:
time when i dey peep don pass but let me send ogun to follow u

odeshi

Blackett:
If you ask them, problem. If you don't ask them, problem. Where we go run go?

Best comment ever on Nairaland

guy; are you wet now?
girl; what kind of question is that? do I look like all those girls you've been sleeping with?

GOD BLESS U, MY BROTHER!

Blackett:
If you ask them, problem. If you don't ask them, problem. Where we go run go?

Cutehector: oh yes. Its very easy. Thank me later wen u download successfully. Just go to google and type fifty shades of grey.pdf wen d page opens, pls only click on d one dat u will see pdf at d side of it. Wen u click it, it directs u to d main ebook. Den it opens and u click save.

Done!!! Successfully downloaded...

simdam500:


Done!!! Successfully downloaded...

loool. Who ask u

This is wicked!

Nneka123:
your boxers

shadowgwalker:
guy; are you wet now?
girl; what kind of question is that? do I look like all those girls you've been sleeping with?

do they ask u dat?

Nickymezor:
figure it out now. I don't hv to spill it out

u av to dear

Blackett:
Says the goat exchanging numbers with himself on a public forum. Fooool.

lol i cant blame u coz ur mum should be executed for two charges. 1: for not eating well wen she was pregnant 4 u, which didnt make ur brain develop (afterall her scan revealed her baby was abnormal). 2: for not destroyin u at zygot stage. #tongue#

These questions ain't annoying, instead it shows the guy cares about you and all! Infact these questions are very important.

It really baffles me; we tend to ignore the little things we should pay attention to you.

Those lines forms the basis of any conversation! There's no dialogue without questions!

*sigh* Females...can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. Oh well...

Blackett:
If you ask them, problem. If you don't ask them, problem. Where we go run go?

You would hear things like "so you couldn't ask me how my day was?" then like the humble mumu...you now ask "how was your day". Next you will hear is don't ask me joor

Nneka123:
Genesis deluxe, lol the book, i will still read it

Child abuse alert!!!

oh man i am guilty of number 2 but more like when am coming over to her to spend the night and am almost close i be like what kind of panties u wearing..u know i like it when u wear that or i tell her take it off i want u wearing only skin am @ the door

Samiceman:
Women are Insatiable

Humans are insatiable.

shadowgwalker:
guy; are you wet now?
girl; what kind of question is that? do I look like all those girls you've been sleeping with?

which kind dumb & dumber dey ask that one when finger dey to take find out if u want to but ur dp sha...i like ur g string, we could make money together

Tashaamania:

hian! Okwu apugo n'okwu..
nna, biko sleep is 'kashing' me now

How can sleep catch you? You for kukuma say 'sleep is hungrying you'

Sexycleopatra:
Lol guys dr r tinz you all do evrytime dat makes us laff evrytym and the high time you stop doing it, the berra for you. Maybe its d reason why dat babe you'v been eyein doesn't call you. Now here are some funny questions guys normally ask wen the call we girls

1: have you eaten? ( Like seriously? Why why why? If I havnt eatn nko? Would u buy a whole mega chicken restaurant for me?)

2: what are you wearing? ( Fig leaves!! Duuh) watelse would I be wearing if not clothes

3: did you miss me? ( No I Ddnt miss u, I missed my period!) Lool

4: did you go to church? ( I swear we aren't pagans, dats why we pray for a God fearing guy! So we should be askn u dat question!)

5: don't you go out? ( Lol wats your business if we don't go out? We dnt want to be raped or kidnapped dats why we stay indoors)

Lol ladies add yours.

Abeg not all ladies that you ask most of this question will feel embarrass ooo.
Don't speak for all speak for your self....
All this you wrote are this things you don't like...shikena.

Cutehector:
lol wen u r totaly and completely lovestruck for d guy, u wil just send it to him even without him askn

yeah I have this crazy gal that claims she loves me... she sented me 6almost unclad pix I got wet sha

2dice:
Ehn ehn
some girls are worst all they reply is
ok
yes
no
aiite
hmnnn
u are not serious
seriously
maybe
no p...
Till the dude hangs up..
But if its that Guy she loves..
His airtime issa Gunner

meaning?

Cutehector:
nneka chai. U r a very very bad girl. I ddnt knw u were like dis. so u like wen he wil chain u to d bed and do nutty tins to u kinda romance ryt

A beg tell me d book name make I go buy am oo... am a dude

drnairalov:


1. Mtscheew!! What is bad in me asking if you have eaten, (who knows, u might not have food at home and I want to help )

2: what are you wearing? Why cant I ask that, for all I care he might want to know if you are wearing what he bought for you, or you are clothless so he helps your situation

3: did you miss me? Sigh...smh for you.. Funny enough if he doesn't ask these questions you be d one saying he loves you not

4. did you go to church?.... seriously you have no point here

5. don't you go out? .....I see you are lonely you need a man... * cheers

Yeah criously she need a wild man,not a romantic man

'high time you stopped' NOT 'high time you stop' Im allergic to bad use of English, especially from a lady

viktuur:
piratebay.se or can send it to your email

Bros pls forward the books to me too.
Ever since my colleague at the office told me about the book, I've been looking for it like madt.
echenna4u@yahoo.com

OnyeIbo:
'high time you stopped' NOT 'high time you stop' Im allergic to bad use of English, especially from a lady

Lol.....Guy abeg pity the babe naaw...shey u want make she go cry for river jordan ni?...They'll start forming "Miss Tu.sh" nd the likes yet they can't string words to make a complete/meaningful sentence

This OP sef....I be wan yab u before buh I juz dey mellow...coz wah u put up here is thrash...I swear....if ur boyfriend or husband should ask any of these questions shoot him or you kill him instantly...if I yab u now,u go just carry ur fone for head dey cry ni....

This topic makes no sense!

Hahahaha,sis,ur head is dey dia but it's a sign dt dey care sha.

Nonsense Post: sorry to say

OP.....If the guy doesn't ask you guys now it would cause trouble....It might be annoying to you...But trust me....Some girls like am....some guys don't have topics to treat dahs why...buh expert guys never run out of topics...... Now lemee ask you a question.....IF NA UR CRUSH ASK YOU ALL THESE THINGS....SHEY DEM STILL DEY ANNOYING??