1. I can’t believe his code was his birthday.
2. I’m actually surprised I know his birthday.
3. Does he even know my birthday?
4. Is he setting me up? *looks around*
5. Whatever, time to take advantage of this great opportunity.
6. Hmm, now where to begin, where to begin?
7. Do I start at the emails?
8. Wait, what?
9. Who has over 300 unread emails?
10. Why do I even care what’s going on in his phone?
11. I sure as hell wouldn’t want him going through mine.
12. That would suck.
13. I should definitely change my password from my birthday.
14. Time to get to the good stuff.
15. Damn, I just liked this girl’s Instagram.
16. Now I’m cheating on myself.
17. Do I unlike it?
18. Guess I have no one to blame but myself for this one.
19. All right, let’s get down to the texts.
20. Why does he know three Eniola's?
21. Oh, wait that’s a guy.
22. …Who happens to be his drug dealer.
23. That’s awkward.
24. Jesus Christ, why does he have so many pics of his Johnson in
here?
25. That’s really odd since I’ve never once gotten one.
26. I don’t know which I’d prefer, him sending these to other
girls or him just looking at them for his own pleasure.
27. That is just sick.
28. I mean I have some in my phone, but those are just the
ones I’ve saved that my girl friends have sent me.
29. WHOSE BOOBS ARE THESE?
30. These are not my boobs.
31. Who is sending him these boobs?
32. I really hope they’re just screenshots.
33. Does that make me a freak?
34. Does that make him a freak if they are?!
35. Oh well, better than the alternative, I guess.
36. Yay, Voice notes!
37. These should be interesting.
38. WTF? Who is this doctor and why does he need to see
him immediately.
39. I don’t even want to know.
40. This was an awful idea.
41. Why does he never answer his mom’s texts?
42. How many gym selfies can a person take?
43. This is embarassing even if they don’t go on social media.
44. No wonder he’s always at the gym for so long.
45. And to think I thought he was working out this entire time,
SMH.
46. Why did I think I wanted to do this?
47. Is he going to figure out that I did this?
48. I didn’t even get anything good and I’ll probably get
caught.
49. I wonder if he has BBM buried somewhere in his apps.
50. At least I could find some good conversations in there.
51. Nope, there’s nothing even good in here, WTF.
52. WHERE’S THE DIRT?
53. WHERE’S THE GOOD STUFF?
54. This plan has certainly backfired.
55. I’m an id1ot.
56. I’m just going to slip this phone back in its designated
spot and pretend this never happened.

funmilayo32:
whats the use going through some one's phone when they will still lie.

senorova:
Mznelly,

I know that every nairalander has the liberty to create whatever threads...

But hey, this was in no way reasonable...
So disappointed

MzNelly:

senorova: