You people make me laugh.  Those not married need not rush look at the divorce rate!

Funmi is still fighting over "tithe" with her own

Wharreva. Muza will soon come for you. Pray for Gods guidance.

include me in your 'gele' list.

earTHMama:

Are you going to die tying gele?. Are you not tired of tying gele? Don't you want friends to tie gele for you?

I am not ready to have my friends tie gele for me yet. I'm still exploring, sowing my wild oats besides He's not ready yet.

I think we should add Yicob to that list. He's a serial crusher. He need to tie the knot.

ibkaye:

Wish kini

You wish you had a spouse.

Those not married need not rush look at the divorce rate!

Should we quit getting married because of divorce rate?

may bad belle pple be consumed by holy ghost fire, amen.
may he be loaded amen money wise and other wise amen
may he brings home the bacon, amen amen amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

karmamod is getting married to TONDO our grammarian come march

Moonstone:

This is not an avenue to start your biz of pimping, Missy B.
This is a fellowship over singles and unmarried.

What other fellowship is there than those who are single mingling?
As for pimping . . . Get ready!! Anybody who drops £5000 on your head is getting you.
I'm tired of keeping you in the house. You must marry.

*osisi*:

You should be praying for your own spouse
or do you think every girl out there is a human being?
there are spirits disguised as girls walking around
worry about yaself before you get entangled with marine spirit

ermm madam, theres no need for an outburst. this is  a light hearted thread. so calm down.

you are of the 'agadi nwanyi's' im praying looking to the heaven for.

Aunty Osisi, this is your year.

Moonstone is engaged to be married to tumfulu

He raised Lazarus from the dead and made the blind to see.
[size=14pt]It's not impossible for tpia and aloy.emeka to be joined in holy matrimony[/size]

Roflmao

***scratching head*** hmmm em em Missyb can i get one of ur cute gals (wont mind ibkaye. . . .is she even handsome? Am not ready for marriage sha

@J-girl
my dear, it has already happened, wish ko

may bad belle people be consumed by holy ghost fire, amen.
may he be loaded amen money wise and other wise amen
may he brings home the bacon, amen amen amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Marry whom you love.
_{Ojolowo ko mo enikan.}

Missy B:

What other fellowship is there than those who are single mingling?
As for pimping . . . Get ready!! Anybody who drops £5000 on your head is getting you.
I'm tired of keeping you in the house. You must marry.

Missy B, where's your name in the list? Register now so I can start praying for you O!

Chei, you are not pimping me. . . I am not for sale. Go and love-vendor Toyinrayo

Busybein, I will add you to this register o! And pray for you and PlayahP to be married. . . single or not.

Ibkaye and Yicob - Oya - e bere adura! Let us pray well for this union.

***scratching head*** hmmm em em Missyb can i get one of ur cute gals (wont mind ibkaye. . . .is she even handsome? Am not ready for marriage sha

You still want free milk,abi? Better get out of here before we go use holy ghost fire, pursue you. Oniranu

preach on earthiya. ni autherity yi o fe kin ti oju mi ni, jo o.

toad for supper
love for supper

@J-girl
abeg, am already married

earTHMama:

Should we quit getting married because of divorce rate?

u dey mind LadyT?

na her type dey do all night vigil for deeper life.

Busybein, I will add you to this register o! And pray for you and PlayahP to be married. . . single or not.

That stephenHP guy is too handsome to be straight. Something is telling me that brother may be gay.

How many of you are going to pray for AloyEmekolo and Tpia?. Will that be a match made in heaven or hell?

its not by like that o

LMAO@ Omo Ibo you didnt add 21 days fasting as well hissssssssssss

What I am saying that people need to do things in their own time.  
Thinking someone who is still in their prime but unmarried has a problem leads to people rushing and ending up in bad relationships.

No point in rushing now only to get divorced 10years later.

earthmama, u must get married this year or find a man or woman to keep you occupied.
you, seem to have so much time.
the time you spend thinking up some of these threads can be put into better use. although, the threads are fun

Are you ready to marry me?. Will you meet my requirements?. I thought you are in love with Blissfullycool.

@ ibk
happy nu year

yicob:

***scratching head*** hmmm em em Missyb can i get one of ur cute gals (wont mind ibkaye. . . .is she even handsome? Am not ready for marriage sha

Ibkaye is worth £10,000 but if I get £5,500 I won't mind.
So?

@idupaul
same to you dear, hope you enjoy your year

@missy
if i should catch you!

Ibkaye is worth £10,000 but if I get £5,500 I won't mind.
So?

10,000 kini?. She carry gold between her legs?

Ibkaye
4GET!!
Your prayer is 'bout to be answered . . .Fast one more night
I'm sure he will pay.

idu paulllllllllllllllllllllllll where have u been?

its me jenny

earTHMama:

10,000 kini?. She carry gold between her legs?

She karry pass gold!!
Virgin and almost-virgin/non-virgin nor be same price.

earTHMama:

Are you ready to marry me?. Will you meet my requirements?. I thought you are in love with Blissfullycool.

as an african im entitled to as many women as i like including lezzers which aunty blissy is.

in response to ur requirements, u need not worry about that. you need to worry about satisfying me.

@missyb
ma friend sharrap! when you know am already married