Where are the females who need prayers? Come to my room, let me lay my hands on you

Let me hear BusyBein make so much noise about this dude again.

earTHMama:

Not in my dreams abeg. A picket fence , a large pool and a garden where me and my boo will re enact the activities of Adam and Eve  at  Eden.

Our first son will be called Zoro and the second child will be Akmed.

Zoro ko Zara ni.
U think Pataki will name his kids Zoro and Akmed??
The last time i was with me crystal ball, I saw you in a white wedding dress with an albino as the groom.

earTHMama:

Gas dey belle, yansh dey open. Why imprison farts abeg?. Are you a saddist?

rotflmao.

You're so nasty, it's funny

ibkaye:

Chai, don't let my husband hear you say that o

LOL - you and this imaginary man sef!

Treetop20:

i'm too hot for a lot of you lot

Oh no he DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you seen Heatfusion? MissyB? Ibkaye?
I bet they are too hot for you. . . I'm only being nice by asking them to dream of considering you

LOL - heatfusion, I will start firing prayers now. Since we're both on the gulfcoast, you should recieve them shortly

Dayokanu - who is giving me out to you? Are you paying them?  

Heatfusion - e pele o! Won't you register you and Davidylan here? Let me begin to pray for you.

Chamo and MissyB too should be in our prayers. . . They are scheduled to get married in November.

@Moonstone aint you lucky?  

@Sauron, Consider the monetary benefit in this credit crunch. Regarding the fart, Douse her with petrol, and spray the house with tear gas. I bet your would be better off perceiving tear gas that DZ.

@heatfusion,
I am trying to eat na. DOnt make me puke with the thot of DZ in the same city with moi. I would rather wait for you to divorce

Moonstone:

LOL - you and this imaginary man sef!
Oh no he DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you seen Heatfusion? MissyB? Ibkaye?
I bet they are too hot for you. . . I'm only being nice by asking them to dream of considering you

LOL - heatfusion, I will start firing prayers now. Since we're both on the gulfcoast, you should recieve them shortly

trust me, i know what i am on about

J-Girl . . .help advertise ma agency O.
my Gurls and Guys are still waiting.

Moonstone:

LOL - you and this imaginary man sef!
Oh no he DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you seen Heatfusion? Missy B? Ibkaye?
I bet they are too hot for you. . . I'm only being nice by asking them to dream of considering you

LOL - heatfusion, I will start firing prayers now. Since we're both on the gulfcoast, you should recieve them shortly

She is taken!

Moonstone:

Look at this fake pastor! Stephen P, why is your name not here? Should I start praying on my own for you. I am getting ready to attend your own wedding as well.

Please my mission this year isn't to get married but to help these women find true happiness [size=2pt]under my sheets[/size]

HeatFusion:

Haba, we're all not Tope, we don't fall for that trick.  

Maybe moonstone might sha    

lol It isn't a trick, I want to help you out.

earTHMama:

Let me hear BusyBein make so much noise about this dude again.

Ugh!! It was my alter ego that wrote that.

~Sauron~:

StephenP, i got your missive.
That clown is a stalker. . . . .Please do something about him.

Aiit.

Moonstone:

LOL - you and this imaginary man sef!

Jealousy no be good thing o, you will soon get your man

@Dayo
Now you know I don't do divorce

And I've seen DZ, she's hot like fire. For real

Treetop20:

trust me, i know what i am on about

Proof

@Moonstone
Stop using my name like this. I'm married

Moonstone:

LOL - heatfusion, I will start firing prayers now. Since we're both on the gulfcoast, you should recieve them shortly

Lol, fire away.

Just dnt bring a hurricane my way

Stephen,

Concentrate all your effort on Earthmama. Let her marry anyone and have her honeymoon in Antarctica where she can melt polar ice with her farts

I guess she is planning to marry Osama since she want to name her kids Akmed bin wateva

Heatfusion = Toyin? 

dayokanu:

Stephen,

Concentrate all your effort on Earthmama. Let her marry anyone and have her honeymoon in Antarctica where she can melt polar ice with her farts

I guess she is planning to marry Osama since she want to name her kids Akmed bin whatever

ROFL!!!

tOO FUNNY,  

HeatFusion:

@Dayo
Now you know I don't do divorce  

And I've seen DZ, she's hot like fire. For real  
Proof  

@Moonstone
Stop using my name like this. I'm married
Lol, fire away.

Just dnt bring a hurricane my way

in what way

Treetop20:

in what way

What other way?

dayokanu:

Stephen,

Concentrate all your effort on Earthmama. Let her marry anyone and have her honeymoon in Antarctica where she can melt polar ice with her farts

I guess she is planning to marry Osama since she want to name her kids Akmed bin whatever

LMAO, na TOYOSI's inlaw you dey yab like this?

Missy B:

J-Girl . . .help advertise ma agency O.
my Gurls and Guys are still waiting. She is taken!

Taken by what? Abeg jare - you're veryyyyyyyyyy single!

Heatfusion, married to what? Abeg jo! You're very single in my book - no oruka on your finger.

Treetop20:

trust me, i know what i am on about

Oh wow, When you kneel to pray, I suggest you pray that you meet a girl like those girls. They are too hot for you not the other way round!

DK - you're bribing your way into me? LOL! That's impressive

Ibkaye, I have many - I don't need to be jealous of yours

StephenP:

Please my mission this year isn't to get married but to help these women find true happiness [size=2pt]under my sheets[/size]

You are not a good pastor at allllllll. Don't let me pray for thunder to faya you o!

Zoro ko Zara ni.
U think Pataki will name his kids Zoro and Akmed??

Who is making children for Pataki?. His sperm will not be motile enough to impregnate a woman anyway.

The last time i was with me crystal ball, I saw you in a white wedding dress with an albino as the groom.

Albino or oyibo?. Every man that has light skin is not albino. Come out from that village in Ekiti and see light abeg.

I agree - Give us Proof, Treetop. Let's see how "hot" you think you are.

Moonstone:

Taken by what? Abeg jare - you're veryyyyyyyyyy single!

Heatfusion, married to what? Abeg jo! You're very single in my book - no oruka on your finger.
Oh wow, When you kneel to pray, I suggest you pray that you meet a girl like those girls. They are too hot for you not the other way round!

DK - you're bribing your way into me? LOL! That's impressive

Ibkaye, I have many - I don't need to be jealous of yours
You are not a good pastor at allllllll. Don't let me pray for thunder to faya you o!

stop kidding yourself

Stephen,

Concentrate all your effort on Earthmama. Let her marry anyone and have her honeymoon in Antarctica where she can melt polar ice with her farts

I guess she is planning to marry Osama since she want to name her kids Akmed bin whatever

Lol, you don't like Akmed?. That name is the sexiest name in Arab world. My son is getting one abeg.

@Sauron, Consider the monetary benefit in this credit crunch. Regarding the fart, Douse her with petrol, and spray the house with tear gas. I bet your would be better off perceiving tear gas that DZ.

This is coming from a man that considers beans a staple food. Your farts can be cultured and used as insecticides.

@J-girl
Mschew! You see, you have 'many', it's best to have only one

And I've seen DZ, she's hot like fire. For real

I am tired of telling them because bad belle will not let them believe it.

ibkaye:

Heatfusion = Toyin? 

Moonstone:

I agree - Give us Proof, Treetop. Let's see how "hot" you think you are.

Lmao!!
I'm ready to laugh just in case.
Oops!! Sorry!! I was thinking aloud.

Ibkaye, I have many - I don't need to be jealous of yours

Many what??

DK - you're bribing your way into me? LOL! That's impressive

Just one small hurdle for you, You have to be screened by Toyosi. SHe is the only sista I trust

ibkaye:

@J-girl
Mschew! You see, you have 'many', it's best to have only one

Really? Why one? There are so many. . . so many. . . I might as well help out now!

Treetop20:

stop kidding yourself

With this mouth, I think you need proof. The only person here that can say he's hot without me kicking too much dust is StephenP. Any other has to show proof.

Who else needs me to register them. I am having a prayer session tonight.

dayokanu:

Many what??

Just one small hurdle for you, You have to be screened by Toyosi. SHe is the only sista I trust

Many options

dayokanu:

Stephen,

Concentrate all your effort on Earthmama. Let her marry anyone and have her honeymoon in Antarctica where she can melt polar ice with her farts

I guess she is planning to marry Osama since she want to name her kids Akmed bin whatever

That would take many hand laying sessions.

Moonstone:

You are not a good pastor at allllllll. Don't let me pray for thunder to faya you o!

Your body language tells me you are still looking for that one thing. Come now before it's too late.

Where's Tope and DaPhoenix?? This year mustn't go by without me praying for them.

i will put my picture up but
only for one minute

@J-girl
abeg, am not a follower of polyandry

StephenHP that BusyBein trusted so much is a creep. Wonders shall never hand. Who knows how many nairaland women he has baptized in his holy ghost bedroom?. BusyB must hear this. Trust men like the fox.

StephenP:

Your body language tells me you are still looking for that one thing. Come now before it's too late.

Where's Tope and DaPhoenix?? This year mustn't go by without me praying for them.

I'll put you in my prayer too.
You need to discard the spirit of lust from within.
I don't need you to lay hands on me o.
Get behind me, O ye spirit of lust!

Treetop - that would be very nice! Tell me when you put it up.

Ibk - na wa! You are fine with that man.

@J-girl
Who is single?

Moonstone:

I agree - Give us Proof, Treetop. Let's see how "hot" you think you are.

abeg, help me ask him

earTHMama:

Who is making children for Pataki?. His sperm will not be motile enough to impregnate a woman anyway.

How do u know??
Have u been tasting his semen??

Albino or oyibo?. Every man that has light skin is not albino. Come out from that village in Ekiti and see light abeg.

Village tramp.
I said Albino not oyibo . . . . . . . .Are u dyslexic??