vickerz:
THE OWNER OF THE WALLET SHOULD ALSO BE LYNCHED FOR BEING BROKE....

DATS HOW A GUY WAS BEATEN BLUE BLACK IN ILORIN,, HE STOLE A LADYS PURSE, AFTER THEY CAUGHT THE GUY, THEY CHECKED THE CONTENTS OF THE PURSE, IT WAS ONLY A LIP GLOSS,,, IMAGINE



SOME PPLE WORSE PASS THIEF WEY STEAL THE MONEY SEF

lolllllzzzzzz o swear u r mean n wicked!!! lol. is it a crime to n poor in nig?

Na today? Mine was at education flyover in '96....and the funny thing was the dude picked the front pocket of my shirt..... But fortunately I noticed re on time and chased him down. The id.iot returned the money with a silly grin I nearly smacked of his face with a backhand.....

One thing i love NL about is...

If you think the OP was funny, please read the comments, you would laff your head off!

#iLoveNL

I am sorry to bring my own problem to this thread. I need an urgent advice. I worked in a New generation Bank as a full staff for 8yrs and I rose to the level of cash management officer. I had always worked very dilligently with full dedication to my job. In 2013, my Dad was critically ill and we needed to send him abroad and we needed money. I was not qualify to obtain a loan from the bank since I still had one running. I then approached a registered money-lending company ( from whom I had borrowed money in the past and pay back), who lent me N500,000.00 with a total interest of N160,000.00 making N660,000.00 for 6months. Meaning I will be repaying N110,000.00 monthly for 6months. That was on October, 2013. I was to commence repayment on October 26th. The lender did not take any physical collateral, they only took a guarantee from one of my junior coleaque, a lady who was very loyal to me. She issued an undated cheque signed, why I gave 6 posted cheque to be presented for repayment on salary day. Of course, my salary could comfortably accomodate the debt.

On 17th of October, I authorized a wrong transaction that resulted in a loss of USD15,000.00 to the bank, and concidentally, it was posted by this same Teller. I was summoned to Head-office on 19th of October, my Account locked, kept in Head-office till January 2014 and refused to pay salary, eventually, I was sacked in the first week of January, 2014. The lady was also summoned to Head office and suspended for a month but resumed back.

The bank paid me no entitlement and since then, I have been on the street. I have a family to run. I was in the system till January 7th 2014, yet the last salary received was that of October, 2013. As a result of this, I could not meet my obligation to my lender. They contacted me through phone and I explained the situation of things to them.

Since I left the bank in 2014 January, Life has been seriously unbearable. Infact, myself and my family have gone through serious hunger! I had tried to get another job, but to no avail. I had try businesses, but for lack of capital and other factors, it has not really work. I have been leaving like a pauper. My wife is not engaged. She has HND in Accounting, , I discovered she is not employable. I don't know why I did not notice that through courtship. I guess I was blinded by love. I wish to help her overcome the challenge, she does not seem to see it as a problem and besides, she beleive there is nothing she can do to solve it. The problem is that she cannot read. i mean she cannot read at all. I still wonder how she managed to graduate. She is a very beautiful and look classical and executive. She cannot also converse in English. She cannot write.

Now to the loan issue, because of my financial situation, I have not be able to repay anything from the loan. The company keeps calculating and adding interest on monthly basis and they stopped contacting me. They wrote a stinker to the bank regarding my guarantor. It was written to HR and HR passed it to the branch manager. I was called and wrote a letter to the lender to give me a little time, yet they did not stop harrasing the young lady and blackmailing her. Last month, they were in her office and they had to force N40,000.00 out of her. This is a lady on a salary of N120,000.00. She cried as she paid the money. This month again, they will be going to her office tommorrow, to force money out of her. Meanwhile she had a shortage in the course of the month, she had to pay 60,000.00 from her own money. I am jusy tired of the whole stuff. Now, they are claiming the whole outstanding amount now is N1.2million because of the interest they have been calculating.

Meanwhile, one of the newly appointed Honourables in the national assembly just offered me an appointment as a Legislative assistant, I never know what to expect, but I understand their salary is not much.

Pllease, I need your candid advise on how to solve the whole issue, most especially that it should not cost the lady that assisted my out of trust her job and embarrasment at work and also how I can handle therepayment considering there new intimidating figure and they keep mounting interest on monthly basis. Thank you.

Sweetguy25:
It happened to me four years ago at Park n Shop/Garrison junction. I was heading to FCMB at garrison to deposit the 150k wrapped in my pocket, when I alighted, I checked my pocket and I didn't see the money again.

Dem No Pick Ya Pocket, Dem Jazz Ya Pocket!

chai!! eledumare!! at last

Nice commedy,

A 2month old post just making front page. E be like say d babe just gree for Mod..

adanduka:
[b]This post is inspired by the thread- Ways to identify pick-pockets...

Pick-pockets are everywhere and rather than do jobs to earn their pay, they keep looking for unsuspecting folks to steal from.
It was 5:45pm and I was on my way home from work. I was approaching 1st Artillery having joined the bus at Rumuola junction, Port Harcourt Rd, Port Harcourt. I was seated at the last seat at the back of the four seater bus. An elderly man right beside me started coughing and from the sound it appeared he has a mucus-clogged throat or is it trachea. He then started getting up a little and leaning over the guy at the window so he could spit from the window. It was a disgusting moment for all of us at the back seat, moreso for the dude whom he was leaning across. The guy fearing that the wind might splash back some sputum on his face as the bus was accelerating asked the man to come over to his side so he could have the window to himself. Strangely enough, the elderly man kept his right leg straight and stiff and struggled “painfully” to move over continuously motioning to the leg and then it dawned on us that the leg was permanently straight and stiff or so we thought.
As the vehicle reached Artillery and the conductor called the bus-stop, the elderly man said he was alighting and the dude who was at the extreme instinctively checked for his wallet, he realized his wallet was gone. He immediately realized the elderly man had taken it and all that drama was for his purse. Fortunately for him, he sighted the ‘elderly thief’ who had crossed over to the other side of the road and he started shouting and chasing him and he was caught. He was lucky to escape being lynched that fateful day as the guy he stole from said they should pity him. The funny part was that the thief’s labour was in vain as the wallet contained only IDs and no money and he would have been beaten up for nothing.

Source:https://capturae./2015/02/27/my-pick-pocket-experience/
[/b]

if i tell you that that elderly thief has been in operation for many years, would you believe me. Encountered him once in 2001 on the bus going to artillery. wow how times fly.

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scarred9jan:


if i tell you that that elderly thief has been in operation for many years, would you believe me. Encountered him once in 2001 on the bus going to artillery. wow how times fly.

Really? Interesting indeed. Who knows if he has changed his operation base or repented.

Why can't people desist from disgracing themself#just thinking aloud# but vickerz am suspecting you.

vickerz:
THE OWNER OF THE WALLET SHOULD ALSO BE LYNCHED FOR BEING BROKE....

DATS HOW A GUY WAS BEATEN BLUE BLACK IN ILORIN,, HE STOLE A LADYS PURSE, AFTER THEY CAUGHT THE GUY, THEY CHECKED THE CONTENTS OF THE PURSE, IT WAS ONLY A LIP GLOSS,,, IMAGINE



SOME PPLE WORSE PASS THIEF WEY STEAL THE MONEY SEF

hahaha!! guy why you dey provoke nah?

tesyfresh:
Why can't people desist from disgracing themself#just thinking aloud# but vickerz am suspecting you.

tesyfresh:
Why can't people desist from disgracing themself#just thinking aloud# but vickerz am suspecting you.

vickerz:
THE OWNER OF THE WALLET SHOULD ALSO BE LYNCHED FOR BEING BROKE....

DATS HOW A GUY WAS BEATEN BLUE BLACK IN ILORIN,, HE STOLE A LADYS PURSE, AFTER THEY CAUGHT THE GUY, THEY CHECKED THE CONTENTS OF THE PURSE, IT WAS ONLY A LIP GLOSS,,, IMAGINE



SOME PPLE WORSE PASS THIEF WEY STEAL THE MONEY SEF

You should be tied and shot for this foolish comment. Why should you take or support someone that steals another person's belonging.

Every citizen has his/her rights which includes right to possession which shhould be respected.

Sadly that was how I lost my 6wks old Samsung Galaxy S4 in November of last year. The same exact method between Rumuokuta Junction and Agip Junction on Ikwerre Road. The culprit in my case was a young man and he succeeded with it. Na God win Sha in all.

Although I have but I know a friend who lost a substantial amount of money to this trick. Fake coughing and pretending to be sick while leaning over you should send you into red alert. It is their modus operandi.

Ok

holuwabumi:
My phone nearly got stolen yesterday at Ibadan around Iwo road. I was carry my back pack behind me n I fet someone unzipped my bag, the moment I faced back I saw a guy crossing the road so I checked for my phones and I saw one, immediately I crossed the roads to run after the guy. I told him to return my phone before I shout ole (thief) n he did. He has wrapped my phone with an handkerchief. Was so happy because the phone he picked has my major line on it.

The fear of the mob is the beginning of wisdom. Lol

betafuture:
I am sorry to bring my own problem to this thread. I need an urgent advice. I worked in a New generation Bank as a full staff for 8yrs and I rose to the level of cash management officer. I had always worked very dilligently with full dedication to my job. In 2013, my Dad was critically ill and we needed to send him abroad and we needed money. I was not qualify to obtain a loan from the bank since I still had one running. I then approached a registered money-lending company ( from whom I had borrowed money in the past and pay back), who lent me N500,000.00 with a total interest of N160,000.00 making N660,000.00 for 6months. Meaning I will be repaying N110,000.00 monthly for 6months. That was on October, 2013. I was to commence repayment on October 26th. The lender did not take any physical collateral, they only took a guarantee from one of my junior coleaque, a lady who was very loyal to me. She issued an undated cheque signed, why I gave 6 posted cheque to be presented for repayment on salary day. Of course, my salary could comfortably accomodate the debt.

On 17th of October, I authorized a wrong transaction that resulted in a loss of USD15,000.00 to the bank, and concidentally, it was posted by this same Teller. I was summoned to Head-office on 19th of October, my Account locked, kept in Head-office till January 2014 and refused to pay salary, eventually, I was sacked in the first week of January, 2014. The lady was also summoned to Head office and suspended for a month but resumed back.

The bank paid me no entitlement and since then, I have been on the street. I have a family to run. I was in the system till January 7th 2014, yet the last salary received was that of October, 2013. As a result of this, I could not meet my obligation to my lender. They contacted me through phone and I explained the situation of things to them.

Since I left the bank in 2014 January, Life has been seriously unbearable. Infact, myself and my family have gone through serious hunger! I had tried to get another job, but to no avail. I had try businesses, but for lack of capital and other factors, it has not really work. I have been leaving like a pauper. My wife is not engaged. She has HND in Accounting, , I discovered she is not employable. I don't know why I did not notice that through courtship. I guess I was blinded by love. I wish to help her overcome the challenge, she does not seem to see it as a problem and besides, she beleive there is nothing she can do to solve it. The problem is that she cannot read. i mean she cannot read at all. I still wonder how she managed to graduate. She is a very beautiful and look classical and executive. She cannot also converse in English. She cannot write.

Now to the loan issue, because of my financial situation, I have not be able to repay anything from the loan. The company keeps calculating and adding interest on monthly basis and they stopped contacting me. They wrote a stinker to the bank regarding my guarantor. It was written to HR and HR passed it to the branch manager. I was called and wrote a letter to the lender to give me a little time, yet they did not stop harrasing the young lady and blackmailing her. Last month, they were in her office and they had to force N40,000.00 out of her. This is a lady on a salary of N120,000.00. She cried as she paid the money. This month again, they will be going to her office tommorrow, to force money out of her. Meanwhile she had a shortage in the course of the month, she had to pay 60,000.00 from her own money. I am jusy tired of the whole stuff. Now, they are claiming the whole outstanding amount now is N1.2million because of the interest they have been calculating.

Meanwhile, one of the newly appointed Honourables in the national assembly just offered me an appointment as a Legislative assistant, I never know what to expect, but I understand their salary is not much.

Pllease, I need your candid advise on how to solve the whole issue, most especially that it should not cost the lady that assisted my out of trust her job and embarrasment at work and also how I can handle therepayment considering there new intimidating figure and they keep mounting interest on monthly basis. Thank you.

Open a new thread with this your story, oga.

Mine was on olu obasanjo road, close to waterlines . Entered the taxi with phone in my bag and alighted only to notice i was phoneless..water stand for my eyes

Nnemuka:
Two experiences with such guys...
First one was in Kaduna after my youth service and was job hunting. I had 200 naira on me and I was heading home after evening mass and decided to go buy bread with the only money on me. I had a large handbag with my bible in it and after buying my agege 200 naira bread I kept it also in my handbag making the bag look bigger.
naso I waka dey go house suddenly two guys on a bike from behind snatched my bag and took off. I didn't bother to shout sef, I just took off for fear that they might return after searching my bag tO only discover the content of the big bag .... Crazy boys at barnawa.

Secondly was on ma way to Owerri in A bus and this young man was asleep or so... He kept on resting his head on me and on each occassion I moved my body from him but he continued until he managed to steal my purse then alighted.
Immediately he left I started looking for my purse and it struck me that the guy took my purse and I followed in hot pursit as I saw him walking faster. I caught up with him and just as I was about to search him with the help of the guys who saw the way I was arguing with him, somebody just came with my purse that they saw him drop it there before I ran up to him.
I collected my purse and left him to the mercies of other young guys gathering at the Scene...

Thank God you were not a victim in both incidents.

sleekch1c:
Mine was on olu obasanjo road, close to waterlines . Entered the taxi with phone in my bag and alighted only to notice i was phoneless..water stand for my eyes

Very funny....
Not your experience o, the way you narrated the story.

Sweetguy25:
It happened to me four years ago at Park n Shop/Garrison junction. I was heading to FCMB at garrison to deposit the 150k wrapped in my pocket, when I alighted, I checked my pocket and I didn't see the money again.

you had i50k with you and couldnt take a drop??

vickerz:
THE OWNER OF THE WALLET SHOULD ALSO BE LYNCHED FOR BEING BROKE....

DATS HOW A GUY WAS BEATEN BLUE BLACK IN ILORIN,, HE STOLE A LADYS PURSE, AFTER THEY CAUGHT THE GUY, THEY CHECKED THE CONTENTS OF THE PURSE, IT WAS ONLY A LIP GLOSS,,, IMAGINE



SOME PPLE WORSE PASS THIEF WEY STEAL THE MONEY SEF

As funny as this comment ought to have been, it is still a foolish comment. That they found nothing worth stealing in the wallets does not condone stealing. Why must we joke with everything? They're still thieves!!!