Djicemob:
These are typical mindset of an average nigerian towards relationship...from my point of view.

1.A guy must be the one to spend and offer gifts to his girl to show how romantic he is.
Don't get me wrong this aint a bad idea but why and when has it become solely a responsibility of a guy to spend on a girl? What happens if a girl walks into a boutique and get a guy a cute watch without feeling she just made a unique twist to being romantic? Why wont girls take guys out on dates or take em for shopping?

2.Symbolic gifts are too oldschool.
Present flowers to the one you love has gone almost extinct in our nigerian society.What happened to the good days of loves cards or cute photobooks.Must it be an iphone6 Or a trip to the nearest shopprite? Heck! A good text can be more romantic than any material thing in some other places of the world.

3.A guy must initiate sex or romance.
Na only naija you go see konji wan kill gal but she go still dey do "suffering and smiling" waiting for the guy to make the first move.Even if the guy makes the move,she would still make it look as if she's not really interested...then head back home to self-service for africa.

4.A girl must succumb to sex as payback for all the spending.
In nigeria, if a girl doesnt want to have sex after an expensive date,she is termed a "bad market".But wait! If you want to enjoy happy ending after "spending" time,a hooker should be your very choice...for a special treat like that(making her feel special) am sure she's gonna lick your balls as an appetizer to an explosive night.

5.We should break the bank to have a perfect wedding.
Cant we have a wedding of atleast 10 People in nigeria? Including the priest.Or a relatively simple wedding.Believe me some couple abroad have their wedding attended by only the marrying couples,parents,few witnesses,and a priest.Why go bankrupt for a 1Day or 1week(insert nigerians here) ceremony?

6.As a girl,having a long list of toasters is cool.
A girl claims she is "taken" on her facebook status but keeps posting pictures of her half naked self in exposed outfit every now and then.You then ask yourself why would a girl who claims she's taken become so desperate for attention like that?

7.As a guy,having a long list of side chicks is cool.
Every new chick straffed is an achievement to a nigerian guy.I dont really get this one.The girl feels in her mind she just got a new boyfriend,while the hunter guy feels he just caught a new antelope.

8.A date should be in a bar,restaurant or boutique.
No offense but nigerian peeps are not really a romantic bunch(including me).We ask a girl out on a date and next thing you invite her to the nearest bar or exlusive restaurant you know in town.Who says you cant take a girl out to a zoo,museum,stream,river or take a walk around the cool parts of the city? Must we eat or drink? What is a date again sef?

9.We need money to have a healthy relationship.
So says the gospel according to nigerian girls or low self-esteemed guys.

10.Its not cool to be single.
A single girl or guy cant give a fvck about all the stuff listed here,but then again,how many people are single? There might not be a single person reading this right now(how do i know?) Maybe if you were single you wouldnt be in the romance section looking for relationship advice,tips and lie lie stories lol.In nigeria,majority of peeps feel its abnormal to be single.The guys want to impress the girls,the girls want the attention of the guys.Abeg where are the single and proud group joor?

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ilotriouzAY:
1.A guy must be the one to spend and offer gifts to his girl to show how romantic he is.--as in hen,dis is what a lot of girls believe in...bt as for me,if I buy u a gift twice,don't expect anoda one until u get me a gift too

2.Symbolic gifts are too oldschool.--in nigeria,present flowers or card at ur own peril..just knw dat d relationship is gone

3.A guy must initiate sex or romance.---as for me ooo,its either u start it or nothing..I sabi tempt person pass anytin

4.A girl must succumb to sex as payback for all the spending.---like I said in no 3,its either u want sex or not.its ur choice..I won't force u

5.We should break the bank to have a perfect wedding.---dats y it is advisable to av ur money befor marriage..make money first,marriage later

6.As a girl,having a long list of toasters is cool.----dats dere problem

7.As a guy,having a long list of side chicks is cool.---its my problem

8.A date should be in a bar,restaurant or boutique.---a date shall nd will always be in my house..I can't take u to places whea u will drain me of my hard earned money.

9.We need money to have a healthy relationship.---*in davido's voice* owo ni koko

10.Its not cool to be single.--being single or being in a relationship has its own pros nd cons according to d level u are..what does a secondary skul student needs a girl for

kevinberry:


Op nice one

Btw,any girl that will rely on that number...Y O L O is your name...and also that number two...I hate ladies that love forming posh...if you think you are too holy to initiate sex... Y O L O is your name also....and if sex is the only thing you are going to contribute in our relationship..Y O L O is also your name....you have been banged ny a whole village and you wanna be forming posh for me...get a life girl....you are a bitcch..

Cutehector:
Its an abomination to be a virgin

Djicemob:
These are t

8.A date should be in a bar,restaurant or boutique.
No offense but nigerian peeps are not really a romantic bunch(including me).We ask a girl out on a date and next thing you invite her to the nearest bar or exlusive restaurant you know in town.Who says you cant take a girl out to a zoo,museum,stream,river or take a walk around the cool parts of the city? Must we eat or drink? What is a date again sef?

Blackett:
How many zoos, museums, streams, rivers do you have in Nigerian Cities?

Make una jus dey write nonsense make we dey look una.

Djicemob:
And they keep forming virgin and spotless on nairaland.

Djicemob:
Zoo no dey ur city? Zoo no dey inside ur trouser?

Blackett:
Sorry, but is this supposed to be funny?

Name the zoos in Nigerian cities and you talk of my trouser? Are you discombobulated?

Djicemob:
These are typical mindset of an average nigerian towards relationship...from my point of view.
b]1.A guy must be the one to spend and offer gifts to his girl to show how romantic he is.[/b]
Don't get me wrong this aint a bad idea but why and when has it become solely a responsibility of a guy to spend on a girl? What happens if a girl walks into a boutique and get a guy a cute watch without feeling she just made a unique twist to being romantic? Why wont girls take guys out on dates or take em for shopping?

10.Its not cool to be single.
A single girl or guy cant give a fvck about all the stuff listed here,but then again,how many people are single? There might not be a single person reading this right now(how do i know?) Maybe if you were single you wouldnt be in the romance section looking for relationship advice,tips and lie lie stories lol.In nigeria,majority of peeps feel its abnormal to be single.The guys want to impress the girls,the girls want the attention of the guys.Abeg where are the single and proud group joor?

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supremus:
[size=18pt]No Money No Good Relationship[/size]

Rexhenrex:
[b][/b]proudly a virgin, #Team virgin...relationships is not all about sex get that in to ur heads. am not claiming to b holier than thou, but the truth has to b said the way youths of this days brag about sex,it nothing to write home about and premarital sex is a sin that can't go unpunished.look before u leap.

Bash me if u wish the truth is bitter and hard to be comprehended by b[/b]FOOLS.

Djicemob:
Lemme get this straight, calling people fools would go unpunished but having sex cant go unpunished?

Rexhenrex:

what is this one saying btw I didn't call anyone a fool,I categorically started that the truth can't be comprehended by a fool. so stop confusing Ur self or is that too hard to understand?

Djicemob:
Dollyparton1,lol i noticed how you conveniently made your points to suite the girls,but then it was no surprise.U try sha.