buygala:
ok

Enegod:
touching & hitting you unnecessarily

buygala:
They come visiting you in your house, and somehow insinuate themselves into spending the night. .. Na so she go pretend say she dey sleep. . na by 11pm she go suddenly wake up, acting all surprised and shocked that it has become so late. .. so, banking on security reasons, impossibility of getting a cab to take her home, etc, Na so she go go baf for your bathroom, come wear one sexy nightgown. .it will take only the Grace of God for the guy not to 'dowload with her 4g network' before daybreak

Endearing themselves to your family or friends... That's how why ur mum will sometimes be like "Gala my son, haven't you noticed how beautiful, humble, and hardworking Gracie is? .... My son she is a very nice girl, and I really want to carry my grand -children before I die


Always putting themselves in your line of vision... They neither chat the guy up nor act all touchy and giggly with him... The guy just suddenly finds out that she is always around him, glancing intermittently at him, and frequently insinuating herself into his matters and conversations.... That way it won't be long before she gets you out of a tight spot or complicated conversation... when the guy thanks her for the favor, na so she go be lyk ''Gala never mind... it's nothing really ... what are friends for? ".... as if una be friends before ....it's now up to the sharp guy to either 'facilitate the activity' or act the slowpoke and ignore the obvious green-light

Hahahaha. See story oo. Nice one bro. Babes forming intelligent excuse sine 3000BC

SuperSuave:
Smiling sheepishly at you

xpac01:
Ladies sha. Me I don't know why this things tend to come from ladies I never wished to look their way7.

wristwatch:


Bros y?

SuperSuave:
I meant when a girl is always smiling sheepishly at you.

AfricanApple:
and I'm sure you like and fall for these desperate acts

Mhizizzy:
Small boiz looking for women's love

Fantasies

tosyne2much:
Nice write-up bro

xpac01:
Ladies sha. Me I don't know why this things tend to come from ladies I never wished to look their way7.

wristwatch:
Ladies love when feelings is reciprocal, symbiotic and mutual. That is, If they have feelings for a guy, they expect him to show it in return.

However it becomes derogatory when he doesn't show response to their advances and as a result ladies result into desperate acts to get him at all cost which are;

#Close marking# Football fans understand "PARK THE BUS MECHANISM". Which means frustrating the attacking pro of the opponent. Ladies use this same mechanism to arrest guys when they dress seductive @ home, office, etc to get his attention away from any lady in his life whenever he visits them.

#Greenlight signals# When a lady buys expensive gifts, always love to sit beside him, laugh @ his boring jokes, starring @ him, etc for a guy without him contributing something meaningful to her life shows she is so obsessed and delusional about him. Ladies display these green light signals to a guy(existing or new friend) to gain his attention speedily.

#Excessive calls and sms# Finally she gets his number.. In her mind "Done deal" Hehehe. This is when he gets 30 missed calls from her dropping his phone for just 5 minutes in order to do something important. His nairaland email address, personal email address, FB inbox, etc becomes HUB filled with her love message. His phone and SD card memory becomes Full, battery becomes Flat, demanding for FNC( free night call).

#Toasting# Men are known for this game. However the momentum is changing drastically as ladies are making the move, initiative to get the guy. I applaud these kind of ladies for such courage but imagine if he doesn't feel the same way for her probably the reason why he did not take the initiative yet the lady will not stop such act, only makes her a very cheap PREY for the PREDATOR. This is when some badass guys exhibit the eat and run circus...:ehehehe!

#Stalking# I dropped a topic few days ago about "funny things guys do when they spot pretty ladies" which stalking was among the point I listed. Ladies too stylishly stall a guy(for e.g she intentionally drop an object in front of him, expecting him to pick it and here is d moment she strike a conversation, etc).

wristwatch:


who are d small boiz?? Lol. Ur comment is not related to d topic young lady

kendrick9:
next time try to arrange ur paragraphs,spacings..... so that one can read it without much stress

buygala:

"Gala my son"

Welrez:
You can't blame them; you don't know how it feels like as a single woman. Men are increasingly becoming scarcer and uninterested in women.

Mhizizzy:

wristwatch:


Yes nah. Hehehe I remember u. U were d one I was referring to as my aburo in a post few dayz ago

dechandel:
I did all these and more once towards one yeye somebody..
The day my eyes cleared was the day he introduced me to one yeye girl as his younger sister/bestie..

Chisos!!! I wan craze

Mhizizzy:


Lolz...m ur elder sister

wristwatch:


Hahahaha. Nah so life be atimes.

Besides If I get these signs frm u hehehe , u go get +ve feedback frm me.

LOL
that was a long time ago. he asked me out years later and I played the "you are just like a brother card to me". my eyes don tear reach back