wristwatch:


Thanks 4 calling me stingy bro.

Lol how much u don earn frm these stori make people visit ur blog? Hehehe

Bros if nah hungry dey worry u, come take N50 buy gala.

LOL small pikin like you. I no wan collect your pocket money daddy gave you. keep your N50

wristwatch:


Thanks 4 calling me stingy bro.

Lol how much u don earn frm these stori make people visit ur blog? Hehehe

Bros if nah hungry dey worry u, come take N50 buy gala.

WHen you much older you will understand the value of creative contents. But now you can continue to suck breast from mummy

dude, the story is OK. however, it won't pay you if you diss the guys here on romance section. some great writers are here also that u can learn from and if you wanna be popular here, you are gonna be more friendly to the people here. more popularity here= more blog visits. my two cents

blessedvisky:
dude, the story is OK. however, it won't pay you if you diss the guys here on romance section. some great writers are here also that u can learn from and if you wanna be popular here, you are gonna be more friendly to the people here. more popularity here= more blog visits. my two cents

I understand, but I cant stand insults....I am here trying to be nice n some guys just find an excuse to make u look stupid. I can't stand injustice, I dont know how to pull out from a fight....

newmuzik:


I understand, but I cant stand insults....I am here trying to be nice n some guys just find an excuse to make u look stupid. I can't stand injustice, I dont know how to pull out from a fight....

lol. I know the feeling.

blessedvisky:


lol. I know the feeling.

u b correct guy

Abbey2sam:
Enjoy the complete fiction


On the last day of work, I went early as usual to Onome’s workshop
and she was waiting to receive me. We talked and laughed and I was
impressed our bond grew closer, I knew I had 2 days to get laid and I
was just hoping to get a soft spot. So I asked her to send me her
pictures on my phone, she said she couldn’t that I should help her do
it through blue-tooth. As I went through her phone I saw some naked
pics of her which I took. I knew she was the easy type so I said to
her. “I need us to spend time tomorrow, just you and me.” She said.
“No problem, I even stay alone. You can come early tomorrow and
after we play and relax you will take me to food mart.”
I was so surprised, it came so easy and effortless. I got her address
and I headed straight to work.
The following day I was ready to claim my trophy, you know, all work
and no play…… I got to her place early around 8am it was on Sunday.
It was a one room, very modest, no chairs, just a mattress and a
rubber carpet. She welcomed me with a very warm hug, as she
squeezed her boobs on me. I had to squeeze something too, so I
reached for her booty and squeezed that as well.
She said. “Take off your clothes and lie down.” I was like.”WHAT!”
Omo it was too good to be true, I quickly took off my clothes and laid
on the mattress.
She grabbed my mini me stroking it with her hands, in my mind I had
never felt so lucky as I closed my eyes and waiting for the
sequential treatment that would occur that morning. All of a sudden,
there was a barge into the room. A fierce looking guy. He shouted.
“See as this man come they Bleep my wife so… bros you own don
finish.”
It felt as if I was in a movie or probably dreaming. I got up as quick
as I could and tried to reach for my clothes… Next thing I heard was
a thunderous sound on my face in the form of a dirty stinky slap. I
was confused, I didn’t know whether to get angry, cry or beg. I just
allowed my instincts to play and I saw my self on my knees begging..
“Big bros, Abeg it is not what you think.. I ..I she told me she wasn’t
mari..” Another slap interrupted me. Then I knew my end had come
and I might not come out the same again.
Two other guys came in the room and said. “Mudiaga, wetin happen?”
As they saw me they laughed and said “This bros don enter one
chance, na here you go die today.”
I was begging like a thief cut pants down, in the actual sense I was.
Then the fierce looking guy that hit me said he was going to get a
knife to cut my penis. At that moment, I didn’t know how to tell my
parents,siblings and girlfriend that I might probably not see them
again. As the guy left for the knife, the other guys remained.
One of them said to me. “Bros you Bleep up, all you Lagos boys think
say you fit come here come Bleep any girl anyhow….You own don
finish today.”
I noticed he was not as furious as the first guy. So I begged him.
“Brother please, I will do anything please don’t kill me, help me.”
Meanwhile I looked back at Onome to help me tell them I did not know
she was married as I was about to speak she shouted. “Shut up!
Ashawo like you, your own don finish today.”
I looked at myself and asked myself is this how I will die? So the
second guy said. “Bros, look… I like you, I wan help you… give me
your ATM first.” I said.”Brother see I don’t have my ATM with me
it’s in Lagos you can search my wallet.”
They searched my wallet, it wasn’t there but they took my N7,000
and my wallet, they dropped my ID cards and other stuffs in my
wallet. They stumbled on my phone galaxy S4 brand new, but I
begged them to just drop the sim, which they did. The other guy
eyed my shoes and he took it and gave me his rusty palm slippers.
They told me to run before the guy comes back, I wore my jeans but
forgot my boxers, picked my shirt and ran for my dear life.
As I ran, I stopped because I realized with just one shout of “Thief!”
I am gone for good. So I walked, didn’t have a dime on me, so I
trekked for about 40 minutes till I got to the guest house. I took a
shower and went to a nearby church that day and thank God for the
gift of life…..

Bro, what you did is very improper. It's a crime punishable under the law. But who wan punish na? For this place wey dey so? Shebi na person wey sabi ur house address go come catch you.

On a serious note, you shouldn't have done that. Apart from Law, the Dude was trying to achieve something, he was trying to generate traffic to his Blog. I feel his pain & I appreciate his hustle. Let's always learn to help one another in every little way we can(It didn't cost me anything to visit his blog & I did just to assist in my little way) . If we can't help, let's not hinder the person's progress.

I know say u no go do am again *winks*. Thanks in advance.

Mr. Newmuzik, keep doing your thing( as long as Nairaland is ok with the way operate).

It will be helpful(To you & Your Career) if you learn to deal with people more Astutely & Diplomatically.

I will be visiting your blog whenever I'm chanced, at least to contribute something to your ministry.

God bless www.browngarri.com
God bless You

jeneinaloving:
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newmuzik:


You this plagiarist..... Shameless piss of a misruled country. So what do you gain in copying and pasting my intellectual property. bad belle like you. SMH.... I pray you find a job soon

Don't mind him.
Am visiting your blog with a friend right now cos of what he did.

Bros na job dem job you sooo

5minsmadness:

Bros na job dem job you sooo

No mind am. Looking 4 unnecessary traffic on his blog.

Besides this ur moniker eh

So what have you gained from this silly action of yours.
One rule of success-respect other people's hustle. No matter how young you are, one day you'll be in the grind too. redirect

Abbey2sam:
Enjoy the complete fiction


On the last day of work, I went early as usual to Onome’s workshop
and she was waiting to receive me. We talked and laughed and I was
impressed our bond grew closer, I knew I had 2 days to get laid and I
was just hoping to get a soft spot. So I asked her to send me her
pictures on my phone, she said she couldn’t that I should help her do
it through blue-tooth. As I went through her phone I saw some naked
pics of her which I took. I knew she was the easy type so I said to
her. “I need us to spend time tomorrow, just you and me.” She said.
“No problem, I even stay alone. You can come early tomorrow and
after we play and relax you will take me to food mart.”
I was so surprised, it came so easy and effortless. I got her address
and I headed straight to work.
The following day I was ready to claim my trophy, you know, all work
and no play…… I got to her place early around 8am it was on Sunday.
It was a one room, very modest, no chairs, just a mattress and a
rubber carpet. She welcomed me with a very warm hug, as she
squeezed her boobs on me. I had to squeeze something too, so I
reached for her booty and squeezed that as well.
She said. “Take off your clothes and lie down.” I was like.”WHAT!”
Omo it was too good to be true, I quickly took off my clothes and laid
on the mattress.
She grabbed my mini me stroking it with her hands, in my mind I had
never felt so lucky as I closed my eyes and waiting for the
sequential treatment that would occur that morning. All of a sudden,
there was a barge into the room. A fierce looking guy. He shouted.
“See as this man come they Bleep my wife so… bros you own don
finish.”
It felt as if I was in a movie or probably dreaming. I got up as quick
as I could and tried to reach for my clothes… Next thing I heard was
a thunderous sound on my face in the form of a dirty stinky slap. I
was confused, I didn’t know whether to get angry, cry or beg. I just
allowed my instincts to play and I saw my self on my knees begging..
“Big bros, Abeg it is not what you think.. I ..I she told me she wasn’t
mari..” Another slap interrupted me. Then I knew my end had come
and I might not come out the same again.
Two other guys came in the room and said. “Mudiaga, wetin happen?”
As they saw me they laughed and said “This bros don enter one
chance, na here you go die today.”
I was begging like a thief cut pants down, in the actual sense I was.
Then the fierce looking guy that hit me said he was going to get a
knife to cut my penis. At that moment, I didn’t know how to tell my
parents,siblings and girlfriend that I might probably not see them
again. As the guy left for the knife, the other guys remained.
One of them said to me. “Bros you Bleep up, all you Lagos boys think
say you fit come here come Bleep any girl anyhow….You own don
finish today.”
I noticed he was not as furious as the first guy. So I begged him.
“Brother please, I will do anything please don’t kill me, help me.”
Meanwhile I looked back at Onome to help me tell them I did not know
she was married as I was about to speak she shouted. “Shut up!
Ashawo like you, your own don finish today.”
I looked at myself and asked myself is this how I will die? So the
second guy said. “Bros, look… I like you, I wan help you… give me
your ATM first.” I said.”Brother see I don’t have my ATM with me
it’s in Lagos you can search my wallet.”
They searched my wallet, it wasn’t there but they took my N7,000
and my wallet, they dropped my ID cards and other stuffs in my
wallet. They stumbled on my phone galaxy S4 brand new, but I
begged them to just drop the sim, which they did. The other guy
eyed my shoes and he took it and gave me his rusty palm slippers.
They told me to run before the guy comes back, I wore my jeans but
forgot my boxers, picked my shirt and ran for my dear life.
As I ran, I stopped because I realized with just one shout of “Thief!”
I am gone for good. So I walked, didn’t have a dime on me, so I
trekked for about 40 minutes till I got to the guest house. I took a
shower and went to a nearby church that day and thank God for the
gift of life…..

5minsmadness:

Don't mind him.
Am visiting your blog with a friend right now cos of what he did.

thanx bro

bad belle peeps plenty for here chai!!

StevensJojo:
So what have you gained from this silly action of yours.
One rule of success-respect other people's hustle. No matter how young you are, one day you'll be in the grind too. redirect

im sorry bruh

hahaha ROFLMAO dat serve u rit bro as I don read tin finish nxt tym u'll face wat u r suppose to face u wanna act smart abi lmao.#readfromyourblog#

nikkiehan:
hahaha ROFLMAO dat serve u rit bro as I don read tin finish nxt tym u'll face wat u r suppose to face u wanna act smart abi lmao.#readfromyourblog#

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