BigBenoski:
@op:A good read but when next you write a fictitious story, do some research so your story could have a touch of reality. There are too many holes in the story

1. Maria delis Angeles aired on nta 1998/99 and there was no 3310 in naija then.
2. In this time period.... The time of 3310, you couldn't have bought a SIM card for 200 naira..... The anachronism in the whole story is overpowering. But I enjoyed the humor... You've got a great imagination.

She said broken 3310. For God's sake, I still have an abandoned Nokia 3310 in good condition.

pekeyim:
OP Slippers dey cost N150 naira ni?


So you be 20 years now? How you come dey watch NTA and those soaps when you write up dia?


Diaris!!!

skentelelady:
I may not be a good story teller but i am better than this Op
I stopped reading when she mentioned Nokia 3310 and NTA. The earliest time she was talking about was 2001 and i am very certain there were other private TV stations then.
So this story is fake and boring

pekeyim:
OP Slippers dey cost N150 naira ni?


So you be 20 years now? How you come dey watch NTA and those soaps when you write up dia?


Diaris!!!

the op wasn't the one who wrote the story o. she copied it from a blog. if you read to the end you will see the blog aknowledged. besides this kind of stories are just for entertainment and nothing really serious.

Its really funny.

funny. bt dis bankers knw how to make one form fake accent with dia grammer

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sneaking into the toilet to receive a boy’s call from my mum broken Nokia 3310 and the N200 sim card I saved from my lunch money to buy. Those days when mills&boons was the only novel I could afford and our dear NTA had nothing else to show apart from maria de losangelis, the rich also cry

Lies.
There were no GSM in Nigeria when NTA showed The Rich Also cry

Funny girl

symbianDON:


the op wasn't the one who wrote the story o. she copied it from a blog. if you read to the end you will see the blog aknowledged. besides this kind of stories are just for entertainment and nothing really serious.

How will you feel if you watch a movie about Nigeria in 1960 and you see someone using an I-phone6 or a Samsung tablet? If you must write you must ensure its convincing!

Is any bank currently recruiting?

Its been a while I read this on naijasinglegirl's blog and it is still as hilarious as it was. NSG I de gbadun you

hilarious

OP, firstly, I commend your effort,

I think you need to always have someone proofread your work before posting,

Secondly, some long explanations and sentences could have been more professional with catchy phrases.

Thirdly, I know you intended it to be a hilarious piece, but I didn't bother reading it all, the humour was too much, it bored me.

All but still, great effort, keep it up.

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lmfao o . dude you are so funny that you just made my fucking day

*in British accent* Are you sure you're not forming here?

There's something not quite right with this story. When NTA was showing Maria De Los Angeles, there was no GSM network. This was in the early 90s, 93-94, so how could you be a teenager in the early 90s and receive calls from a Nokia phone, with a sim card 200 naira??

Sim Card 200?!? They sell sim cards 200naira now.

Maria De Los Angeles, the Rich Also Cry and Sim cards should not be in the same sentence.

Naijasinglegirl, is this one of your early stories? This particular one is uncharacteristically sloppy.

Dear OP, Please work on this talent of urs. In a very long tym this is a story I read the whole. Your comics, your being natural, and being precise without heresy. My dear I love ur narrative style pls keep it up. See u at the top.

Lol Omo no be ur fault ni,u where a newbie and it happens thats life.

Omotayor123:

Sharing is allowed. Just to make someone's day.*winks*

Sharing is allowed, but not acknowledging the source is tantamount to plagiarism, which is a very serious offence. Please take note

otr1:

She said broken 3310. For God's sake, I still have an abandoned Nokia 3310 in good condition.

3310, 200 naira sim card and a series aired in the early 90s. That's anachronism, which like he rightly said is very overpowering.

That and the almost incoherent pace of the story due to poor formatting made it a very poor read. Which leads me to believe that this must be one NSG's earliest works because she no longer writes like this.

quite funny...

Dis write up actually made forget dis nonsense lecturer dis dey class...*thumbs up*

pekeyim:
OP Slippers dey cost N150 naira ni?


So you be 20 years now? How you come dey watch NTA and those soaps when you write up dia?


Diaris!!!

Can you imagine? And she wrote that she bought sim card for N200 then

Joniboi:
Am not encouraging substandard entertainment, but 90% of stories on Nairaland are fictions.

be sincere, if a movie has this mistakes, how would you rate it?

even if its fiction, it should be told well. how would U feel if an actor in a Hollywood like hobbit, lord of the ring or merlin uses an iphone6 in the movie?

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Harbosede02:
Dis write up actually made forget dis nonsense lecturer dis dey class...*thumbs up*

when you carryover the course please don't forget to tell us. and if you runs it and pass it, please tell us also.

calling your lecturer nonsense. I no pity U.

Thanks op, and to the writer, big big thanks to you.

Maximus85:


when you carryover the course please don't forget to tell us. and if you runs it and pass it, please tell us also.

calling your lecturer nonsense. I no pity U.

uncle,itz nt about aw much itz aw well,watch ur mouth and mind ur buisness,u simply av no ryt to say "if i carry the course"

enjoy the rest of ur day

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Harbosede02:
uncle,itz nt about aw much itz aw well,watch ur mouth and mind ur buisness,u simply av no ryt to say "if i carry the course"

enjoy the rest of ur day

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. its just that its hard to pass a course that you don't like the lecturer.

mabinu simi s'ogbo?

Lol...so funny nne u just made my day can't stop laffing tho

Maximus85:


I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. its just that its hard to pass a course that you don't like the lecturer.

mabinu simi s'ogbo?

lolz,u can't undastand,mi o binu sir

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