Hahahahahahahaha! Comedian of the year. March 28th is the d-day, #saibuari ni jo!

CR77:
GEJ till 2019



Buhari Pull Over

Carry go my president 2015 GEJ. We follow u

Firefire:
With or without any poll or survey.

Evidence available shows that Approximately 90% of Nigerians still prefer Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan to continue his good work till 2019, only about 10% are chanting unverified 'CHANGE' whose meaning has been bastardize.


Dr. Goodluck Jonathan is the BEST that can happen to Nigeria at the moment.

Fellow Nigerians, don't be deceived with corrupted word and slogan

Vote Jonathan for continuity - Nigeria on the path of greatness

God bless Nigeria.

Shalom!

Are you living in a vacuum? If you've travelled the country as I have in the last few months you'd know your statement is inimical to someone who is delusional.

lamako:
That was there survey not our votes all we know is:


we are voting the clueless one out.
vote for change
vote Buhari
vote for a clear future

Last I checked u don't even have PVC

40 percent of guys chanting sai Buhari here
Don't av PVC

WisdomFlakes:
PDP finally rigged a poll that favors GEJ. (how come the sum total of both GEJ's 77% and GMB's 27% isn't 100? 77 + 27 = 104) Clearly a hack job and if real prolly entirely done in the SS/SE strongholds of GEJ, considering even the PDP chairman admitted the election would at best be tight. GEJ can never beat GMB on any online poll let alone offline. Na pure wayo survey.

Make Una celebrate this morale booster for once, for a CHANGE, y'all need it

Did you not notice that they called it a monkey survey? At best, that is what it is. The survey claimed that the gap between the two is 13%, yet GEJ scored 77% and GMB Scored only 27%. Which kind wayo algebra be that?

Vincent Onyekwelu. Hmnn? Why are our brothers across the Niger always willing tools for mass manipulation?

With the dollar selling at N250, Jonathan cannot make 25% of the vote in Otuoke.

Hypocrites and wicked souls !!! Those who will never see anything good in president Jonathan, enemies of progress and sadists if the survey had favoured Buhari, they would have all be chanting change!!! And Sai Buhari !!!!

Pennywise:
Vincent Onyekwelu. Hmnn? Why are our brothers across the Niger always willing tools for mass manipulation?

With the dollar selling at N250, Jonathan cannot make 25% of the vote in Otuoke.

Vincent Onyekwelu is a fraudulent guy that has no iota of conscience in him.

All these APC sympathizers I pity una. Una no dey see anything bad when they talk things that favors una. Na only when dem talk beta things for the PDP una dey talk say dem don buy am. You bunch of hypocrites! March 28th go decide who be who.

[quote author=Akpan107 post=31800028]
You are wrong my brother,
95% of Plateau population will vote for
GEJ, 80 of Taraba, 90 of Benue, 70 of Kogi,
50 of Kaduna, 85 of Nasarawa, 70 of
Kwara, 70 of Adamawa, 30 of Niger, 30
of Bauchi, and 35 of Yobe. GEJ will get atleast, 40% votes from the
North 98% from South East 95% from South South 70% from South West winning an Election is not all about
making noise on media. The APC are good at winning Elections on
social media, that why Buhari has been
President on social media since 2014!
And he is likely to remain the president
on social media untill 2023.
if u dream finish let me know

Even wit our comment we shuld knw who wins bcuz apc supporters re even mor dan pdp in our comments cek dat

Please google "Kevin, Charlyn and Kimberly" and note that the only results you'll see pertain to this fake poll of the company's. Nigerians shine your eyes.

Akpan107:

You are wrong my brother,
95% of Plateau population will vote for
GEJ, 80 of Taraba, 90 of Benue, 70 of Kogi,
50 of Kaduna, 85 of Nasarawa, 70 of
Kwara, 70 of Adamawa, 30 of Niger, 30
of Bauchi, and 35 of Yobe. GEJ will get atleast, 40% votes from the
North 98% from South East 95% from South South 70% from South West winning an Election is not all about
making noise on media. The APC are good at winning Elections on
social media, that why Buhari has been
President on social media since 2014!
And he is likely to remain the president
on social media untill 2023.

50 in Kaduna. I swear he won't exceed 25. And though he may win plateau but saying he will get 95 percent is an exagge-exagge-exaggeration. This is TRASH

Fake survey poll To redeemed their image that the money Mr Jonathan spent for the 6weeks election shifted Time actually Working..... Fools Fooling Fools........!






Am Tired of Seeing PDP ruling this country.

WisdomFlakes:
PDP finally rigged a poll that favors GEJ. (how come the sum total of both GEJ's 77% and GMB's 27% isn't 100? 77 + 27 = 104) Clearly a hack job and if real prolly entirely done in the SS/SE strongholds of GEJ, considering even the PDP chairman admitted the election would at best be tight. GEJ can never beat GMB on any online poll let alone offline. Na pure wayo survey.

Make Una celebrate this morale booster for once, for a CHANGE, y'all need it

who cares about survey or online polls? We only care about the real voting.

In Israel Nethanyahu lost all online polls & survey. There was anti Nethanyahu protests few days to the election.

When the real voting started he won the election landslide.

GEJ moving Nigeria till 2019 by God‘s grace

it doesnt hide their many flaws like

1. The Chibok Girls
2. NNPC AS GOVT ATM
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing $20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal Embarrassment in SA
6. EKITIGATE Election fraud
7. Immigration job SCAM (He is just meeting the victims and dolling out money )
8 .DEPLETING External Reserves.
9. Devaluation of Naira to N250 to a $
10. Oil theft Increase
11. REWARDING THIEVES with NATIONAL honours and appointments
12. CRIPPLING OF THE EFCC
13. REFUSAL TO FIX NIGERIAN REFINERIES
14. Skyrocketed ELECTRICITY Bills
15. POLARIZATION OF NIGERIA LABOUR CONGRESS
16. STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION
17. National Assembly INVASION by Police
19. Stella Oduah Aviation Scam (THE BULLET PROOF CARS...)
20. Kerosene subsidy
21. Last minute fighting of Insurgency
22. Sentencing soldiers to death for asking for weapons to fight
23. Directly supporting and paying 10million USD as salary to terorist Asari and Terrorist Tompolo amongst others
24. Palling around with boko haram chieftains in Niger and Dafty's inability to capture, extract information and bring to justice a singe
captured boko haram fighter up till today
25. Mrs Dafty's personal terrorist bombing campaigns in Rivers state (Stoning the opposition)
26. Dafty's work for the benefits of enemies of Nigeria - Handpicking Abacha's son as PDP candidate for Kano, stoppng FaniKayode,treasury
looting case and appointing him in his campaign, supporter of Anenih,IBB, and other treasury looters who should be in jail
27. Conversion of MOPOL to Meiguard of the rich while the poor wallow in abject insecurity; and using regular police, eg. Mbu, as political thugs!
28. Postponing elections by refusing to provide security when in fact,elections will last for only one day, and the entire armed forces and
police in Nigeria could have been deployed to secure just that 10hrs of the election day.
29. Sending troops to look for Sambisa forest in Tinubu's Ikoyi house
30. Giving AIT 10billion to air false and negative videos on APC.
31. REJECTION OF THE CARD READER.
32. CONFIRMATION OF [ Obanikoro ]THE ELECTION RIGGER as a MINISTER
33. FAILURE TO PUBLICLY DECLARE his ASSETS saying "I don't give a damn"
34. BURNING OF INEC OFFICE.
35. SPONSORING of ethnic MILITIAS TO STOP POLLS (e.g. MASSOB, OPC)
36. EMBARASSING PHONE CALL to the Moroccan KING...
37. Babysitting Boko Haram until it became the global threat it now is with ISIS
38. 9.2billion naira to buy stoves

all that is to cover their many lies like

1. Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) are not responsible for the October 1st, 2010 Eagles Square bombing.
2. we will complete rehabilitation of all refineries by March 2013.
3. Palliatives have been created to reduce effect of the removal of fuel subsidy.
4. We have made plans to construct 6 modular refineries.
5. The First Lady is not ill; she only went to Germany to rest.
6. Nigerians are happy with the power situation in the country.
7. We are generating more than 5,000 megawatts of electricity.
8. We have killed Boko Haram Leader, Shekau.
9. We have rescued all but 8 of the abducted Chibok girls.
10. We have fixed 25,000km of roads in Nigeria.
11. We are fighting corruption head on.
12. The Nigerian troops tactically maneuvered to Cameroon.
13. We have the vaccines for Ebola.
14. We have eradicated queues from petrol stations.
15. Federal Government created 1.2 million jobs for Nigerians from mining.
16. We have exposed decades of scam in the management of pensions and fuel subsidy, and ensured that the culprits are being brought to book.
17. The military has killed Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau, at least three times.
18. We have fixed Ore-Shagamu road.
19. We funded the multi-million-naira dam in Malete, Kwara state.
20. President Jonathan has delivered on his promises on power (electricity).
21. We have reduced poverty rate by 50 percent.
22. President Jonathan brought Facebook to Nigeria.
23. The erstwhile governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, could be responsible for the increase in tempo of . boko Haram activities.
24. The Jonathan administration executed the dualization of Benin-Warri road.
25. Okpella Water Scheme project in Edo state has been completed.
26. Soldiers never flogged innocent Nigerians on the street under the Jonathan Administration.
27. The Jonathan administration has reduced maternal mortality rate by 50 per cent.
28. President Jonathan does not interfere with other arms of the government.
29. No Nigerian territory has been taken over by Boko Haram
30. In terms of road infrastructure, no government has done more than this government.
31. No government has intervened in agriculture more than this government.
32. The Jonathan administration has done more in the petroleum sector than any other administration in the Nigeria.
33. The rail system collapsed in this country around 1983/1984, the Jonathan administration is bringing it back.
34. We now live in a Nigeria where elections are so transparent.
35. President Jonathan brought lasting peace to Nigeria.
36. All airports in Nigeria have been remodeled.
37. We did not militarize Ekiti election.
38. Bring Back Our Girls Protesters prevented the Chibok parents from seeing the President.
39. No money was given to the parents of the abducted Chibok girls when they visited President Jonathan.
40. Bring Back Our Girls group is a franchise; they have bank account.
41. We have agreed a cease-fire deal with Boko Haram.
42. Chibok girls will be released on Monday, 20th of October 2014.
43. There is no report of mutiny in Maimalari Barracks, Maiduguri.
44. I never said I would not seek a second term in office.
45. There was no massacre in Baga village.
46. Henry Okah was contracted to kill me.
47. The money Jim Nwobodo stole was not enough to buy a Peugeot [car].
48. I did not dance in Kano after the first Nyanya bombing.
49. We have recorded more convictions in this administration than any other administration.
50. The Ekiti rigging tape is a fabrication

did you say 70% in kwara? LMAO... YOU ARE A COMEDIAN!

GEJ will not get 30% in kwara!

abduljabbar4:

50 in Kaduna. I swear he won't exceed 25. And though he may win plateau but saying he will get 95 percent is an exagge-exagge-exaggeration. This is TRASH

Stop panicking my brother, GEJ will get clean 50% or more.

Southern Kaduna is for GEJ, while Buhari and GEJ will share Northern Kaduna.

Remember, 65% of Kaduna populations are Christians.

patostation:



Did you not notice that they called it a monkey survey? At best, that is what it is. The survey claimed that the gap between the two is 13%, yet GEJ scored 77% and GMB Scored only 27%. Which kind wayo algebra be that?

I thought I was the only one that noticed that the difference between 77% and 27% was 13%

this is just a survey and not an election. moreover people might vote differently on the election day....if only we could read their minds and know if they are being truthful with the votes for the survey..........elections is just few days from today.........cant wait for the resultsssssssssssssssssssssss

Maybe the title of the thread should have been 'At last GEJ wins a fake online poll'

plentykola:
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you are only panicking... Dont worry urself... We shall all see...

Adminisher:


This is a BIG lie that the middle belt is for JONATHAN. We have facts from the grassroots. Jonathan's PDP tried to cause confusion. Even poor people of the area have not been spared. PDP employed militants to attack xtian communities just to create fear amongst x tians. The kind of persecution not seen when Muslim Heads of State like the eveevil ABACHA or Babangida was unleashed when a xtian was comnander in chief just to scare these people to Jonathan's side yet nobody has been fooled. PDP has the lamest most stupid governors in the region and new INEC rules will not allow rigging by "party machinery ". Continue deceiving yourself.

hahahahaha... Bros! Ur blood dey hot o...

The fact is, no way in world will APC ever get to the Presidency.

GEJ will use the useless APC broom to sweep the votes anyday the Election will hold.

See the previous election result of 2011 below...


BAYELSA:
PDP 504 811
CPC 691 BENUE
PDP 658, 472
CPC 102171 ANAMBRA:
PDP 1, 145, 169
CPC 4, 223 KATSINA:
PDP 424, 587
CPC 1, 154, 000 KEBBI:
PDP 369, 198
CPC 501, 453 ABIA:
PDP 1, 175, 984
CPC 3, 743 EDO:
PDP 542, 173
CPC, 17, 795 JIGAWA:
PDP 414,000
CPC 663,063 KADUNA:
PDP 1, 190, 179
CPC 1, 334, 244 DELTA:
PDP 1, 368, 851
CPC 8, 960 EBONYI:
PDP 480, 592
CPC 1,025 ENUGU:
PDP 802, 144
CPC 3,753 FCT:
PDP 254, 444
CPC 131, 576 LAGOS:
PDP 1, 281, 688
CPC 189, 983 OYO:
PDP 484, 758
CPC 92, 396 RIVERS:
PDP 1, 817, 762
CPC 13, 182 KANO:
PDP 440, 656
CPC 1, 624, 543 SOKOTO:
PDP 309,057
CPC 540,769 KWARA:
PDP 268, 243
CPC 83, 603 ONDO:
PDP: 387,376
CPC: 11, 890 OGUN:
PDP: 309,177
CPC: 17,654 OSUN:
PDP: 188,409
CPC: 6,997 KOGI:
PDP: 399, 816
CPC: 132, 201 BAUCHI:
PDP 250, 840
CPC 1, 315, 205 AKWA IBOM:
PDP 1, 165, 629
CPC 148 *Muhammadu Buhari records huge wins
in Sokoto, Kebbi, Borno, Zamfara, Katsina,
Kano, Bauchi, Kaduna, Niger and Jigawa. *Goodluck Jonathan records wins in the
entire SE, SS, South West minus Osun,
which went to ACN, FCT Abuja, Adamawa,
Benue, Plateau, Kogi, Taraba and Kwara 2015 Elections will follow same pattern
with slight differences..
Buhari ll struggle but wont win
The odds favour Jonathan

HHHMMM.. Good news for the season.. The tide is turning.. However we earnestly wait for the reality on march 28.. I CAN SEE EVERYTHING TURNING AROUND, TURNING AROUND FOR OUR GOOD..
FORWARD NIGERIA, FORWARD GEJ, GOD BLESS NIGERIA..
WHAT OF APRIL 11 POLLS??

These are lies.

https://www.nairaland.com/2206348/jonathan-may-win-elections-13#31811354

A research firm called Kevin, Charlyn & Kimberly Associates does not exist.

GEJ lies.

Why I won't vote GEJ

1. The Chibok Girls
2. NNPC AS GOVT ATM
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing $20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal Embarrassment in SA
6. EKITIGATE Election fraud
7. Immigration job SCAM (He is just meeting the victims and dolling out money )
8 .DEPLETING External Reserves.
9. Devaluation of Naira to N250 to a $
10. Oil theft Increase
11. REWARDING THIEVES with NATIONAL honours and appointments
12. CRIPPLING OF THE EFCC
13. REFUSAL TO FIX NIGERIAN REFINERIES
14. Skyrocketed ELECTRICITY Bills
15. POLARIZATION OF NIGERIA LABOUR CONGRESS
16. STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION
17. National Assembly INVASION by Police
19. Stella Oduah Aviation Scam (THE BULLET PROOF CARS...)
20. Kerosene subsidy
21. Last minute fighting of Insurgency
22. Sentencing soldiers to death for asking for weapons to fight
23. Directly supporting and paying 10million USD as salary to terorist Asari and Terrorist Tompolo amongst others
24. Palling around with boko haram chieftains in Niger and Dafty's inability to capture, extract information and bring to justice a singe
captured boko haram fighter up till today
25. Mrs Dafty's personal terrorist bombing campaigns in Rivers state (Stoning the opposition)
26. Dafty's work for the benefits of enemies of Nigeria - Handpicking Abacha's son as PDP candidate for Kano, stoppng FaniKayode,treasury
looting case and appointing him in his campaign, supporter of Anenih,IBB, and other treasury looters who should be in jail
27. Conversion of MOPOL to Meiguard of the rich while the poor wallow in abject insecurity; and using regular police, eg. Mbu, as political thugs!
28. Postponing elections by refusing to provide security when in fact,elections will last for only one day, and the entire armed forces and
police in Nigeria could have been deployed to secure just that 10hrs of the election day.
29. Sending troops to look for Sambisa forest in Tinubu's Ikoyi house
30. Giving AIT 10billion to air false and negative videos on APC.
31. REJECTION OF THE CARD READER.
32. CONFIRMATION OF [ Obanikoro ]THE ELECTION RIGGER as a MINISTER
33. FAILURE TO PUBLICLY DECLARE his ASSETS saying "I don't give a damn"
34. BURNING OF INEC OFFICE.
35. SPONSORING of ethnic MILITIAS TO STOP POLLS (e.g. MASSOB, OPC)
36. EMBARASSING PHONE CALL to the Moroccan KING...
37. Babysitting Boko Haram until it became the global threat it now is with ISIS
38. 9.2billion naira to buy stoves

[size=28pt]PDP's Monkey Survey.[/size]

There is difference beteeen survey and realities. Any body who relies on them may have himself to blame when the chips are dawn.I have followed all the polls and survey conducted so far including the one that predicted the North central to GMB and I just smiled.North Central states are core PDP states and so far the voting pattern in those areas has remained the same for years and yet a certain survey gave it to Buhari etc. My take on these things is simple, go and ask the isreali and the zionist party that was predicted to beat the likud party handsdown by all survey and polls and at the end, Netanyanhu of the likud against all predictions Beat his rival handsdown.my advise to those that rejoice in online polls is to be cautious so as tp avoid heartbreak! Human behaviour is highly unpredictable and people can change their mind even on the election day

[quote author=XBLadez post=31798829]God is not asleep. There's no way he'd deliver us into the hands of an old, wretched, semi-literate tyrant from the north


NeverAgain#





GEJ - 2019![
Educated fellow what impact have your half baked education offered u other than a low paid job if at all you have any job sef..Buhari is someone's father so stop insulting your old age

please can somebody please post the website of this so called Kimberly research people

I need to learn more about them and how they arrived at their research results