spenchuks:

*boring*

YES VERY BORING!! I LOVE THAT--------------ANYWAY BACK TO MY POSTS

MIKEL OBI is depressed because of the bad luck chelsea is bringing him-------he decided to go for a drink-------he got drunk-----and was arrested for drink/driving Now he faces a JAIL TERM--------the guy was allegedly spotted out that night, having clearly had 10 or 12 drinks. he was reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."


more boring abi? like i care!!

Q: [b]What do you call 100 chelsea supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!

Q: What do you call a dead Chelsea Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.

Q: What do you say to a Chelsea supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo


Q: What do you call an Chelsea fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.





Q: What do the chelsea and mrs drogba both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by dd.



Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a chelsea supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.



Michael Barrymore has offered chelsea £10 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 assholes jumping up and down.



Q: How many chelsaea supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.



Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead chelsea. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.



Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead chelsea fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why can’t you get a cup of tea at stamford bridge?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at old trafford. [/b]

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Position Player
1  GK Gianluigi Buffon (vice-captain)
3  DF Giorgio Chiellini
4  DF Olof Mellberg
5  DF Jonathan Zebina
6  MF Cristiano Zanetti
7  MF Hasan Salihamidžić
8  FW Amauri
9  FW Vincenzo Iaquinta
10  FW Alessandro Del Piero (captain)
11  MF Pavel Nedvěd (vice-captain)
12  GK Antonio Chimenti
13  GK Alex Manninger
14  DF Jorge Andrade
15  DF Dario Knežević
16  MF Mauro Camoranesi
17  FW David Trezeguet
18  MF Christian Poulsen
19  MF Claudio Marchisio
20  MF Sebastian Giovinco
21  DF Zdeněk Grygera  AKA KILLER SQUAD---------BY the way juventus was considering bringing their TEAM C  to the bridge but their fans are afraid that chelsea may manage to get a draw if they do so-------so the killer squad are coming to town

WATCH OUT!!   FREE TO SEE THIS INTERESTING STORY ON SUPER SPORTS!! chelsea is nothing but toilet roll in the hands of the creator every body.

@switch47

Iwu Ootu Nnunu, Ewu

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TITLE-       THE LAST BURIAL   
FEATURING-      banana peel john terry, mikel obi the drunk driver, scolari, lampard lasemo lasemo, drogba AKA aderogba, PETERU chec , KOLA anelka, ASHES COLE, belleti grass cutter, cowmalu da,? kolou,
STAR ACTORS- the killer squad italian mafias-------juventus FC

venue- PART ONE   the falling stamford bridge (theartre of nightmare)
COMING SOON     FEBRUARY 2009 champions league production


Position Player
1  GK Gianluigi Buffon (vice-captain)
3  DF Giorgio Chiellini
4  DF Olof Mellberg
5  DF Jonathan Zebina
6  MF Cristiano Zanetti
7  MF Hasan Salihamidžić
8  FW Amauri
9  FW Vincenzo Iaquinta
10  FW Alessandro Del Piero (captain)
11  MF Pavel Nedvěd (vice-captain)
12  GK Antonio Chimenti
13  GK Alex Manninger
14  DF Jorge Andrade
15  DF Dario Knežević
16  MF Mauro Camoranesi
17  FW David Trezeguet
18  MF Christian Poulsen
19  MF Claudio Marchisio
20  MF Sebastian Giovinco
21  DF Zdeněk Grygera  AKA KILLER SQUAD---------BY the way juventus was considering bringing their TEAM C  to the bridge but their fans are afraid that chelsea may manage to get a draw if they do so-------so the killer squad are coming to town

WATCH OUT!!   FREE TO SEE THIS INTERESTING STORY ON SUPER SPORTS!! chelsea is nothing but toilet roll in the hands of the creator   every body.   [/b]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-225179.0.html
knock yasef out

is Seun somewhere ,

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TITLE-       THE LAST BURIAL   
FEATURING-      banana peel john terry, mikel obi the drunk driver, scolari, lampard lasemo lasemo, drogba AKA aderogba, PETERU chec , KOLA anelka, ASHES COLE, belleti grass cutter, cowmalu da,? kolou,
STAR ACTORS- the killer squad italian mafias-------juventus FC

venue- PART ONE   the falling stamford bridge (theartre of nightmare)
COMING SOON     FEBRUARY 2009 champions league production


Position Player
1  GK Gianluigi Buffon (vice-captain)
3  DF Giorgio Chiellini
4  DF Olof Mellberg
5  DF Jonathan Zebina
6  MF Cristiano Zanetti
7  MF Hasan Salihamidžić
8  FW Amauri
9  FW Vincenzo Iaquinta
10  FW Alessandro Del Piero (captain)
11  MF Pavel Nedvěd (vice-captain)
12  GK Antonio Chimenti
13  GK Alex Manninger
14  DF Jorge Andrade
15  DF Dario Knežević
16  MF Mauro Camoranesi
17  FW David Trezeguet
18  MF Christian Poulsen
19  MF Claudio Marchisio
20  MF Sebastian Giovinco
21  DF Zdeněk Grygera  AKA KILLER SQUAD---------BY the way juventus was considering bringing their TEAM C  to the bridge but their fans are afraid that chelsea may manage to get a draw if they do so-------so the killer squad are coming to town

WATCH OUT!!   FREE TO SEE THIS INTERESTING STORY ON SUPER SPORTS!! chelsea is nothing but toilet roll in the hands of the creator   every body


THE WHOLE DEMOLITION STARTED WITH A DRAWING OF THE SCALE AT BRIDGE: MAN U MARKED THE BRIDGE FOR DEMOLITION WITH A 1-1 DRAW, THEN LIVERPOOL WAS AWARDED THE CONTRACT BY THE FORMER F.C.T MINISTER TO DEMOLISH THE BRIDGE AND IT SEEMS THE WILL RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE, SO MILITANTS FROM ARSENAL GUNNED THEM DOWN, LEAVING ALL PLAYERS DEAD , FINALLY A THREE DAY :-3-0:- BURIAL RITE WAS PERFORMED IN OLD TRAFFORD ON THE 11TH DAY OF JANUARY 2009. R.I.P

Switch, i loff u, keep the fire burning.

o she don abandon u again now na boi lyk yaself u dey loff na real wah 4 u o

red demons

who abandon me again? If u feel sey na ololumi, omo OYO. She's at home preparing ma favorite, ok.

Am not a gay captain, u should have known that. Cool headed guy for that marra.

@ Sir spenky, brues for nife

deceive yaself well come let me tell u sumtyn _{i am not * ****}

make una no tell me say homos dey for hear oo

sir spenky u be one?

@ captain
paddymi in crime

Hmmm. . . Once again I need ma choc milk to read this. . .

Syl crime no even dey near me so i no know ow u & i be paddy 4 am o
Gabry ow many tyms did i call u & dont u dare use d calculator

Calculator?

to calculate the number of crimes u've commited

Sir Spenky so u've done so many crim, that u can't even remember.

arsenal is da bomb

switch
not funny.

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homosapien:

switch
not funny.

YES, not funny!! hominids dont get the jokes till the rest stops laughing

more boring abi? like i care!!

do not listen to no body just give us more chelski raps

more boring abi? like i care!!

do not listen to no body just give us more chelski raps

i just wish u will have the same passion and/or sentiment for our Nigerian clubsides

i just wish u will have the same passion and/or sentiment for our Nigerian clubsides

WHICH ONE ;THE ONES THAT BEAT REFS TO WIN MATCHES,OR PLAY TILL MIDNIGHT TO GET A GOAL,OR GET PENALTIES FOR A FOUL ON THE CENTER CIRCLE,OR WEAR JERSIES WITH NUMBERS WRITTTEN WITH PAINT OR,