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Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 4:06pm On Feb 03, 2009
i cast out every spirit of dumbness off u. may ur speech be restored.
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 5:26pm On Feb 03, 2009
yes! i can shout!! cheesy cheesy
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 5:46pm On Feb 03, 2009
Halleluia! he speaks! he shouts! God is good.
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dani1luv: 5:50pm On Feb 03, 2009
se mental illness angry
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 5:52pm On Feb 03, 2009
anger is very unhealthy, its synonymous to cancer.
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dani1luv: 5:54pm On Feb 03, 2009
unidentified poster undecided
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 5:56pm On Feb 03, 2009
unnoticed reply cool
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dani1luv: 6:04pm On Feb 03, 2009
undisclosed-poster undecided
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 6:12pm On Feb 03, 2009
hahaha. . but u get happy to stay in my shadow. . ha! tongue
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dani1luv: 6:13pm On Feb 03, 2009
typing error undecided lipsrsealed embarassed
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 6:18pm On Feb 03, 2009
search me

ttyl kiss
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dani1luv: 6:23pm On Feb 03, 2009
lysaa:

search me

ttyl kiss

full meaning

i dodge the kiss
you wan make i fall asleep so you go rape me abi?
angry
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 6:25pm On Feb 03, 2009
chicken!
means Talk to you later. kiss
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dani1luv: 6:31pm On Feb 03, 2009
Alrite kiss
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(m): 8:13pm On Feb 03, 2009
BREAKING NEWS   LAMPARD WINS RED CARD APPEAL!!   (gbam)

SEEMS THIS IS THE ONLY THING CHELSEA WILL WIN THIS SEASON---------JOHN TERRY HAS ALSO DECIDED TO APPEAL AGAINST THE BANANA PEEL OR WET GRASS THAT MADE HIM FELL LIKE AN slowpoke WHILE TAKING A CRUCIAL PENALTY KICK IN MOSCOW. WONDERS SHALL NEVER END.
grin grin
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by mykali(m): 8:36pm On Feb 03, 2009
lmao. this guy is really beginning to make me laugh. grin grin grin

well, they say your worst enemy myte turn out to be ur best friend. . . . undecided
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by sylve11: 10:16pm On Feb 03, 2009
meaning?
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by chidipupay(m): 10:35pm On Feb 03, 2009
meaning what it means
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 7:56am On Feb 04, 2009
switch47:

BREAKING NEWS LAMPARD WINS RED CARD APPEAL!! (gbam)

SEEMS THIS IS THE ONLY THING CHELSEA WILL WIN THIS SEASON---------JOHN TERRY HAS ALSO DECIDED TO APPEAL AGAINST THE BANANA PEEL OR WET GRASS THAT MADE HIM FELL LIKE AN slowpoke WHILE TAKING A CRUCIAL PENALTY KICK IN MOSCOW. WONDERS SHALL NEVER END.
grin grin

i must confess. this one got me cracking grin
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by sylve11: 11:01am On Feb 04, 2009
:-x
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 1:08pm On Feb 04, 2009
u need a healing?don't hesitate to call on the miracle worker. . 'll loose ur tongue and put words in ur mouth.
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by romsky: 1:33pm On Feb 04, 2009
& in d last days many false prophets/tess shall come in my name
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 2:42pm On Feb 04, 2009
how can i come in the name of romade? Godforbidbadtin!
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by romsky: 2:44pm On Feb 04, 2009
dat shows u r not familiar with d signs of d end tym cus i cant identify wen i said it was my name

READ UR BIBLE
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 2:47pm On Feb 04, 2009
funny u! next time, leave a ref, ok? cool
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by seunspice(m): 2:51pm On Feb 04, 2009
lol
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by lysaa(f): 3:04pm On Feb 04, 2009
seunspice:

lol

yes i know its funny angry tongue grin
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by sylve11: 5:36pm On Feb 06, 2009
lysaa:

u need a healing?don't hesitate to call on the miracle worker. . 'll loose ur tongue and put words in ur mouth.

Gawd help me. Yea thouh i walk through the valley of shadow of death i will fear no evil
for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine . . . . . . . . . . leave the blank space for Captain to fill.
Though anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and i will dwell in house of The Lord for ever. Twinny shout a louder amen. cool
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dani1luv: 6:55pm On Feb 06, 2009
[size=15pt]AMEN[/size]
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by houstonia(m): 9:07pm On Feb 06, 2009
e no go eazy for them till. scollary think say na portuguise something. him go soon play attack for chelsea when ibrahimovic
problem go start ,
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by chidipupay(m): 9:24pm On Feb 06, 2009
bad belle people dem want make chelsea die, olofofo dem want make the club die. but never he no go fit die
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by sylve11: 3:11pm On Feb 07, 2009
But e don start to die na. wink

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