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Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 6:56pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..." With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven". Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun! 47 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:57pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
that girl showed no mercy!! 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:59pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
That lady wicked 17 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by wenger2(m): 7:02pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Ahah! EPIC reply 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
diddydiva: |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by VickyRotex(f): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Bae got high sense of humor 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by dguizman(m): 7:04pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Wicked being. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 7:08pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
THE TOM TOM IN MY MOUTH |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 7:10pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:I RESERVE MY COMMENT |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by yhusiee(f): 7:12pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Excessive sense of humour 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by digitalembrace(m): 7:17pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci: Lol. cheesy lines require a lot of tact. You can't just deploy them out of the blue like that on some random girl and expect good results. Me I like to switch from thick igbotic accent swapping Rs and Ls to impeccable English with a whiff of British nobility. Always takes the conversation to pleasant places. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 7:22pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:THE GUY F UP BIG TIME. A BABE TOLD YOU THAT AND YOU KEPT QUIET AND WATCHED HER ROLL HER FAT BUMBUM AWAY. WHAT A SHAME. SEE GUY WEY BABE MANAGE TALK TO That was an invitation c'mon dude lesson (one) dont sound so cocky when dishing your lines no matter how ridiculus add humour like your are issuing a crazy stale joke. (with the smile and your fine face the babe must laugh) trust me. 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by lanicky(f): 7:27pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Lol. I love her reply. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:53pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
lanicky: Bae I just had a dream that you are my wife 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vislabraye(m): 7:58pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci: This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?" 45 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 7:59pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
vislabraye:WICKEDT! 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by lanicky(f): 8:08pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Hormoniyi25: Aww! Sorry.....monday dreams are not always real. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 8:12pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:twaci an angel called me now that ic i dont comment on this thread i fvck up |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 8:20pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge:That's a nice angel |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 8:21pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:This aint funny, infact this is some funniless shii.. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 8:23pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:so what Were you asked to do by the d angel that visited you 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 8:27pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge:He told me to ask u out, if not I'll get Iphone 60... 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 8:46pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:so Whats ur choice ?? |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Slimzjoe(m): 8:53pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Walk up to a girl and tell her "You must be Cinderella cos your dress is coming off at midnight" 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 9:07pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge:U will break ma heart someday, buh Iphone 60 wont 12 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 9:16pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:i thought u will choose me,i Would have slap you...you made d right choice 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 9:19pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge: |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 9:20pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
vislabraye:wicked .... The kind slap he go chop eeehn him destiny go reset 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Iype(m): 9:23pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Babie, I love you Talk your own. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 9:26pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:so lets Share d money |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 9:29pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge:Lagbaja nothing for u! 1 Like 1 Share |
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