So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

that girl showed no mercy!!

That lady wicked

Ahah! EPIC reply

diddydiva:
That lady wicked

Bae got high sense of humor

Wicked being.

THE TOM TOM IN MY MOUTH

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."
With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".
Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

I RESERVE MY COMMENT

Excessive sense of humour

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

Lol. cheesy lines require a lot of tact. You can't just deploy them out of the blue like that on some random girl and expect good results.

Me I like to switch from thick igbotic accent swapping Rs and Ls to impeccable English with a whiff of British nobility. Always takes the conversation to pleasant places.

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."
With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".
Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

THE GUY F UP BIG TIME.

A BABE TOLD YOU THAT AND YOU KEPT QUIET AND WATCHED HER ROLL HER FAT BUMBUM AWAY. WHAT A SHAME.

SEE GUY WEY BABE MANAGE TALK TO

That was an invitation c'mon dude

lesson (one) dont sound so cocky when dishing your lines no matter how ridiculus add humour like your are issuing a crazy stale joke.
(with the smile and your fine face the babe must laugh) trust me.

Lol.

I love her reply.

lanicky:
Lol.

I love her reply.

Bae I just had a dream that you are my wife

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

vislabraye:



This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

WICKEDT!

Hormoniyi25:


Bae I just had a dream that you are my wife

Aww! Sorry.....monday dreams are not always real.

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

twaci an angel called me now that ic i dont comment on this thread i fvck up

ipleddge:
twaci an angel called me now that ic i dont comment on this thread i fvck up

That's a nice angel

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

This aint funny, infact this is some funniless shii..

Twaci:
That's a nice angel

so what Were you asked to do by the d angel that visited you

ipleddge:
so wetin thé angel that visited you told you?

He told me to ask u out, if not I'll get Iphone 60...

Twaci:
He told me to ask u out, if not I'll get Iphone 60...

so Whats ur choice ??

Walk up to a girl and tell her "You must be Cinderella cos your dress is coming off at midnight"

ipleddge:
so Whats ur choice ??

U will break ma heart someday, buh Iphone 60 wont

Twaci:
U will break ma heart someday, buh Iphone 60 wont

i thought u will choose me,i Would have slap you...you made d right choice

ipleddge:
i thought u will choose me,i Would have slap you...toi made d right choice

vislabraye:



This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

wicked .... The kind slap he go chop eeehn him destiny go reset

Babie, I love you

Talk your own.

Twaci:

so lets Share d money

ipleddge:
so lets Share d money

Lagbaja nothing for u!