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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by redcliff: 12:42am On Apr 07, 2015

vislabraye:

This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

Weak

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 12:46am On Apr 07, 2015

why am i just noticing this twaci girl now

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Vicorolex1(m): 1:01am On Apr 07, 2015

logica:
Good response from the guy: "bad signal...can't reach the Angel...can I use your phone?" Now if he is really desperate and she got carried away and actually gave him her phone, he'll just call his own phone; hand her her phone telling her "speak to the Angel"...and have a conversation with her. Then he has her number.

smart dude! hoping d lines play out well 4 him sha

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by omoplaycool(m): 1:03am On Apr 07, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!..
Ooooo shoots!!!!!!
Twaci i was just about using those exact lines for you and now someone else blew it up..
Cohmon miss Twaci.give a brother a chance....#begging in my puss in boots face.
Buh babe you fine sha no worry when i think of a beta line like "i love you talk your own " ill get back to you

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Stanley08(m): 1:13am On Apr 07, 2015

Me: You look like my second wife
Her: How marry times have u been married?
Me: Once.

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kendraloops(f): 1:23am On Apr 07, 2015

kilmix:
Baby are you a Lizard?
Cuz agama eye on you.

You made me cry with laughter, thanks. Goodnight.

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 1:51am On Apr 07, 2015

Nneka123:
that girl showed no mercy!!

i checked your DP but I just feel like laying on top u.*wink*

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 1:56am On Apr 07, 2015

lanicky:

Aww! Sorry.....monday dreams are not always real.

hmmm,u get azz o.

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vislabraye(m): 1:56am On Apr 07, 2015

redcliff:

Weak

Strong

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by otenathebobc(m): 2:19am On Apr 07, 2015

Guy: hi pretty
Girl : hello
Guy: checkout my shirt,what material is it made of?
Girl: What?
Guy: Boyfriend Material .
*girl blushing*

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Periwinkle(m): 2:21am On Apr 07, 2015

#Give her my phone.
I will call you when I get home.
It usually breaks the ice cheesy

.
#Waffi style...I no fit shout abegi.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by blakky97(m): 2:26am On Apr 07, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

did you not say funny?
except you laugh to just anything I dont see ..........

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 2:39am On Apr 07, 2015

I love you pass the way igbo man love American visa

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Youngtekkey(m): 2:39am On Apr 07, 2015

mumu guy,na 1964 the guy still dey, who dey use all those crap again?? time no dey

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vacant06(m): 5:04am On Apr 07, 2015

Ur beauty is making me high like ghana weed

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by benz33(m): 5:05am On Apr 07, 2015

If i am the guy this would have been my reply....

...waooow thats good which means both of us can spend eternity there.

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by siverspooon(m): 5:16am On Apr 07, 2015

Twaci:
WICKEDT!

u luk gud without much making up

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 6:07am On Apr 07, 2015

kendraloops:

You made me cry with laughter, thanks. Goodnight.

The pressure is mine? grin

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:12am On Apr 07, 2015

Babe, the love i have for you is like copied assignment, i just can't explain it. grin

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by DeRay98(m): 6:19am On Apr 07, 2015

Ladies say, the reasons they dress to expose their "assets" or attach all kinds artificial stuff is to make them "beautiful" and get guys attention, thats the same season some despirate guys "manufacture lines" to get babes to listen to them. mind you if a guy is not "creative" in relating with babes, they say he is boring. what can guys do?
Na una dey enjoy sweet nonse talk why una go come blame guys wey talk wetin una no like now? how him go take know say una no like him line if him no try am first?

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:24am On Apr 07, 2015

I had just finished smoking some top grade weed a friend brought from ondo,so we decided to hit the town and misbehave,when we got to this suya stand,i saw two gals giggling and buying suya,i walked up to them and whispered to the dark one, "I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse,if you are shaved down there and you follow me home,am gona suck you to orgasm!". The next thing i heard was the loudest slap ever,everybody was shocked and looking at me,i just burst out laughing Lol. It must have been the weed.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by phabulux: 6:30am On Apr 07, 2015

diddydiva:
That lady wicked

Sense of humour, I understand. But, epic?

Crap!

The girl probably has a problem with comprehension. '...ask you out or I die.'

He asked her out, didn't he?

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by cluksy(m): 6:33am On Apr 07, 2015

candycrushsoda:
* You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

* You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

* Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

walahi!! U're in my pant.
U are the egg in my egg'roll without u I'm just puffpuff

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by phabulux: 6:37am On Apr 07, 2015

SELENAqueensy:
Excuse me, you are under arrest
The girl, what do u mean?

I just got a call from heaven that an angel is missing, so am arresting you and taking you back

If I were a girl, I would just say 'God's steps, then, but without me'.

It means 'you have the freedom to go and die'.

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:42am On Apr 07, 2015

kilmix:

#TeamDerailers

Back to the topic...
What's the funniest line uv heard from a guy?

cant remeber any

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kinibigdeal(m): 6:50am On Apr 07, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

Like i told you back then..thank God i have you now grin

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 6:56am On Apr 07, 2015

AJCutie:
cant remeber any

Ok lemme give you one.

Me: will you go out with me?
You: Hell No!
Me: what was my question?
You: will you go out with me?
Me: yes I will.
grin

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by franugo(m): 6:58am On Apr 07, 2015

Slimzjoe:
Walk up to a girl and tell her "You must be Cinderella cos your dress is coming off at midnight"

badoo!!!! I twale sir cheesy

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by hizaya61(m): 6:59am On Apr 07, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

Maybe na one of those igbo guys selling spare part for oshodi

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 7:03am On Apr 07, 2015

kilmix:

Ok lemme give you one.

Me: will you go out with me?
You: Hell No!
Me: what was my question?
You: will you go out with me?
Me: yes I will.

lol...wit dix ur line u go dey get babe everyday.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by franugo(m): 7:07am On Apr 07, 2015

kachnov:
hey girl ,you must be tired
Girl: why?
cus you've been running through my mind all day
..
Girl where are your wings?
girl:huh
Cus angels usually have a pair.
..
Hello,do you have an extra sunshades?
Girl:No,why?
The radiance of your beauty is too bright.
..
Girl why are you greedy?
girl:wtf?
Your beauty is meant for three people.

i don report u o, ur own i 2 know no get part 2 grin

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Pinkieblue(f): 7:08am On Apr 07, 2015

First time 0n nairaland. FTC tinz soon

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