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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by redcliff: 12:42am On Apr 07, 2015 |
vislabraye: Weak |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 12:46am On Apr 07, 2015 |
why am i just noticing this twaci girl now |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Vicorolex1(m): 1:01am On Apr 07, 2015 |
logica:smart dude! hoping d lines play out well 4 him sha |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by omoplaycool(m): 1:03am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Twaci: |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Stanley08(m): 1:13am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Me: You look like my second wife Her: How marry times have u been married? Me: Once. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kendraloops: 1:23am On Apr 07, 2015 |
kilmix: You made me cry with laughter, thanks. Goodnight. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 1:51am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Nneka123:i checked your DP but I just feel like laying on top u.*wink* |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 1:56am On Apr 07, 2015 |
lanicky:hmmm,u get azz o. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vislabraye(m): 1:56am On Apr 07, 2015 |
redcliff: Strong |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by otenathebobc(m): 2:19am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Guy: hi pretty Girl : hello Guy: checkout my shirt,what material is it made of? Girl: What? Guy: Boyfriend Material . *girl blushing* |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Periwinkle(m): 2:21am On Apr 07, 2015 |
#Give her my phone. I will call you when I get home. It usually breaks the ice . #Waffi style...I no fit shout abegi. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by blakky97(m): 2:26am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Twaci:did you not say funny? except you laugh to just anything I dont see .......... |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 2:39am On Apr 07, 2015 |
I love you pass the way igbo man love American visa |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Youngtekkey(m): 2:39am On Apr 07, 2015 |
mumu guy,na 1964 the guy still dey, who dey use all those crap again?? time no dey |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vacant06(m): 5:04am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Ur beauty is making me high like ghana weed |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by benz33(m): 5:05am On Apr 07, 2015 |
If i am the guy this would have been my reply.... ...waooow thats good which means both of us can spend eternity there. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by siverspooon(m): 5:16am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 6:07am On Apr 07, 2015 |
kendraloops:The pressure is mine? |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:12am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Babe, the love i have for you is like copied assignment, i just can't explain it. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by DeRay98(m): 6:19am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Ladies say, the reasons they dress to expose their "assets" or attach all kinds artificial stuff is to make them "beautiful" and get guys attention, thats the same season some despirate guys "manufacture lines" to get babes to listen to them. mind you if a guy is not "creative" in relating with babes, they say he is boring. what can guys do? Na una dey enjoy sweet nonse talk why una go come blame guys wey talk wetin una no like now? how him go take know say una no like him line if him no try am first? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:24am On Apr 07, 2015 |
I had just finished smoking some top grade weed a friend brought from ondo,so we decided to hit the town and misbehave,when we got to this suya stand,i saw two gals giggling and buying suya,i walked up to them and whispered to the dark one, "I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse,if you are shaved down there and you follow me home,am gona suck you to orgasm!". The next thing i heard was the loudest slap ever,everybody was shocked and looking at me,i just burst out laughing Lol. It must have been the weed. 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by phabulux: 6:30am On Apr 07, 2015 |
diddydiva: Sense of humour, I understand. But, epic? Crap! The girl probably has a problem with comprehension. '...ask you out or I die.' He asked her out, didn't he? |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by cluksy(m): 6:33am On Apr 07, 2015 |
candycrushsoda:walahi!! U're in my pant. U are the egg in my egg'roll without u I'm just puffpuff |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by phabulux: 6:37am On Apr 07, 2015 |
SELENAqueensy: If I were a girl, I would just say 'God's steps, then, but without me'. It means 'you have the freedom to go and die'. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:42am On Apr 07, 2015 |
kilmix:cant remeber any |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kinibigdeal(m): 6:50am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Twaci: Like i told you back then..thank God i have you now |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 6:56am On Apr 07, 2015 |
AJCutie: Ok lemme give you one. Me: will you go out with me? You: Hell No! Me: what was my question? You: will you go out with me? Me: yes I will. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by franugo(m): 6:58am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Slimzjoe: badoo!!!! I twale sir |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by hizaya61(m): 6:59am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Twaci: Maybe na one of those igbo guys selling spare part for oshodi |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 7:03am On Apr 07, 2015 |
kilmix:lol...wit dix ur line u go dey get babe everyday. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by franugo(m): 7:07am On Apr 07, 2015 |
kachnov: i don report u o, ur own i 2 know no get part 2 |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Pinkieblue(f): 7:08am On Apr 07, 2015 |
First time 0n nairaland. FTC tinz soon |
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