Women are attracted to men for a
number of reasons. Tastes vary on
an individual-by-individual basis, but
research shows that women in
general, tend to prefer certain traits in
men. The good news: Some of these
traits are within your control. The bad
news: Some of them are not. This is
why there's whiskey.
1. Piercings, Tattoos, and Scars:
According to the evolutionary "handi-
cap" theory, men who are physically
healthy and have good genes can
afford to take part in risky behavior
involving needles, ink and katana
swords. Think of it as your body's
way of showing off for prospective
mates.
2. Money, Money, Money... Money: A
study by evolutionary psychologist
David Buss found that women from
37 cultures around the world value
high earning potential and good
financial prospects in a partner. Even
Zambia ladies love a sugar daddy.
3. A Deep Voice: Women value
physical symmetry because it's a
sign of good health and good genes
for the screaming hordes of babies
they plan to make with you. The
deeper a man's voice, the more likely
he is to be symmetrical. Just the way
it is.
4. Height: Tall men make more
money and have more babies. Short
men try to conquer Europe.
5. A V-Shaped Torso (Hit the Gym):
If you look like you row, swim, or
moonlight as a superhero, women
dig your body. If you're shaped like a
Family Guy character, they do not.
6. Sense of Humor: Dr. Cindy M.
Meston says that women like men
who make them laugh. Men, she
says, prefer women who laugh at
their jokes.
7. Her Past (How You Remind Her of
It): Women create a mental "love
map" of their romantic life based on
past experiences. It starts to form at
age eight. This explains why you
never had a chance with that little
red-headed girl.
8. Smell: There is no single most-
attractive scent, but studies show
that women can smell symmetry, just
like they can hear it. This is why you
should not mask your natural scent
with body spray, Mr. The Situation.
9. Confidence (Have It): Few women
are attracted to wimpy guys and
most women are not attracted to
arrogant jerks. Real confidence is the
ability to switch between bravado and
humility without worrying about
appearing vulnerable.

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