francizy:
[size=18pt]Pellow Naigerians, I ask op you to gib this gownmant your necessary suffort.

We may disaffoint you but I plead you bare with us kwo?

Ip it is in da case of kworoftion, I will pight it with the last nunu in my system kawai!

But ip I pail, like Osinbade, sorry Osabanjo after pour years, flease, reelect me to try again Yo Wahhhhh[/size]...

Your are a clown indeed.

You made me laugh.

Dear Nigerians,

It's been over 3years since you got out of NYSC and you have submitted your CV in every company you can think of yet, you still don't have a job.

You probably may think you are cursed and I'm sure some of you already are seeking divine help from God.

Well, let me make you understand something. The business world of today has changed globally. Companies and industries no longer employ a large working force and I am sure you have been reading in the news on a daily basis how companies are retrenching and cutting down staffs even in Nigeria.

The reason for this is simple.....Technology!

Technology has changed everything in the business world. We can now communicate and do business sitting at home. As I right this note, I am lying down on my bed sipping a very cold ice drink with my music channel on.

Technology has made created a new avenue to make wealth.....and I'm not talking about making wealth for someonelse but for YOURSELF!
It has made things simpler.

In Nigeria, there are only two ways to make wealth.
1. You are skilled
2. You are an Entrepreneur.

Do you know that you can start an online home delivery service of Cooking Gas?

Well, if you think the idea is awesome, continue to read. If it's not to you, pls exit page right now.......




My research team has conducted a feasibility study on the idea and we have found out something very amazing about the idea.
1. Do you know that people prefer to order for gas than to go buy themselves? Research conducted shows that 7 out of 10 cooking gas customers would rather order for gas delivered to their doorstep than go buy themselves.
2. Do you know that there are over 30million users of Gas in Nigeria and the demand is growing rapidly as more person switch from kerosene to gas?
3. Do you know that kerosene subsidy would be removed this year thereby making it more unaffordable than gas?

The idea is so feasible to a point that if implemented with a good marketing strategy and brand job, you are certainly going to become a market leader in the oil and gas industry.

As we speak, road side retailers purchase gas from the refilling plant at N1800-1900 and sell to customers for
N2900-3200...........isn't this such a very profitable business? with over N1000 as profit per 12.5kg cylinder.

Each cylinder sold, a profit of more than N1000 made....wow!

Now imagine if you did deliver this cylinders directly to customers home at N3500 using an Online platform. Just same business model as Jumia and Konga. You could even add delivery of kitchen hardware.

Now, my research team and I have prepared a professional business plan report on this project for you.(No need to start cracking your head on how to write a professional business plan).

The document also contains a 3years financial report and a viability analysis of the idea. The report is exactly what you need to submit if seeking for a loan or investors. This document is more of a guideline to run, manage and grow your business successfully.


Excerpts from the feasibility study report/business plan.
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Undoubtedly a vast investment potential exists in the domestic liquefied petroleum gas filling sub-sector of the Oil & Gas Industry in Nigeria. A large proportion of the middle and upper socio-economic class of people depend on gas for cooking purposes. So are industries, government establishments, hotels, hospitals, restaurants, bakeries e.t.c  

A statistic for the country some years ago showed that a mere 5% of the consumption potentials of LPG were attained. It is therefore evident that we have a long way to saturate the Nigeria LPG Market if it were to be fully developed because if a domestic consumer is sure of getting LPG when and where he needs it at the right price, he would most willingly convert from firewood, coal or kerosene to LPG.  

With huge gas reserves of 185 trillion cubic feet and the Nigerian government's strong commitment to developing the gas industry through the Gas Master Plan, there are a lot of emerging opportunities for investors in the sub- sector. With less than one kilogram me per capita consumption, Nigeria ranks among the lowest liquefied petroleum gas consuming states in Africa despite its huge gas resources.  

Today, Nigeria consumes about 250, 000MT per annum and we have about 230 LPG plants and 7,000 retailing outlets (roadside shops) . If we can move the consumption level up to 750,000MT per annum, we expect to have about 250 LPG plants and 74,970 retailing outlets.”   More succinctly, a captive market of over 165 million people makes investment in LPG bottling plant viable since one of the challenges the Federal Government as well as LPG operators are forced to grapple with is how to popularize the use of cooking gas in Nigeria.

Following the unprecedented demand for LPG in Nigeria and attendant scarcity of the product which has resulted in sharp and arbitrary price increases, the distribution of gas products has been deregulated. Consequently, private individuals and firms can now set up LPG plants.  

The company would supply about 70 cylinder of 12.5 kg weight per day through personalized cylinder pick-up and delivery services to our client's doorstep with our vehicles.   The required startup capital estimate of the business is N 5,933,000.00 ($40, 000) and it would be funded either by Equity or 100% loan.  The loan would be used to finance our purchase on installation of the production plant and the working capital. We expect to generate a net profit after tax of N 3,359,730.42 ($19, 763), N 3,627,832.26($21, 340) and N 3,986,509.08($23, 450) in the first, second and third year with the repayment plan of three {3} years with moratorium period of three {3} months. The assumed interest rate for the loan is 25%.

Price: N40, 000

If interested in this Feasibility study report and business plan, please contact me via whatsapp or call
08029716876.

Document is only available to 4persons who are tired of been Jobless or want to become their own boss. payment only after sighting the document

Williams.

Igbo men already lobying their way to the sit of power. I expect massive immigrations by the igbos to APC in the following months and their eventual stealling of the show. igbo kwenu.

francizy:


Jeeeeeeeesu!

Brother look at your life...

It has drained because of this comment..

Tony Elumelu of all people look for ministerial appointment? Are you high on something acidulous?

This is a multi-billionaire that earns $123million dollars in weeks brov, he doesn't need government money.

All he needs is the enabling environment to keep on raking in his millions of dollars..

Be sure before you comment bro.. Good luck..

Some people are just ignorant, Even Jonathan is a pauper in Elumelu's sight, This guy is one of the richest men in Africa presently. Thanks for telling him...

oneeast:
Was there dearth of young and qualitative, lettered, energetic and vibrant human capital in Nigeria that this man was elected to lead the most populous, lettered, dynamic and diverse black nation as Nigeria?

Who sold this grand scam of the century to the Nigerian people?

just go and kill yourself na! you will see things better then !

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he is far richer than buhari , but come back in 4years time. mallam will now become billions of dollar man. mark my word somewhere.

caselessogbuagu:
Daura has become a mini mecca of some sort- everybody now goes there. Elumelu, if you have questions to answer about any financial malpractice, be rest assured that you are going to answer them , as this visit to General will not help you when the vibrant anti-graft agency that's going to be put in placecomes knocking cos it is not going to find sacred cows in the course of discharging it's constitutional duty.

Success, they say, has many siblings, while failure, they also say, is an orphan.

danot1030:
Igbo men already lobying their way to the sit of power. I expect massive immigrations by the igbos to APC in the following months and their eventual stealling of the show. igbo kwenu.

you opened your nairaland account since 2008 up till now you don't still have sense to grow up? nigger go and die.

They are looking for business deal before may 28, ask tony elumelu if he vote for buhari?

WisdomFlakes:

Success, they say, has many siblings, while failure, they also say, is an orphan.

spot-on!

francizy:


Jeeeeeeeesu!

Brother look at your life...

It has drained because of this comment..

Tony Elumelu of all people look for ministerial appointment? Are you high on something acidulous?

This is a multi-billionaire that earns $123million dollars in weeks brov, he doesn't need government money.

All he needs is the enabling environment to keep on raking in his millions of dollars..

Be sure before you comment bro.. Good luck..

lalasticlala:
Top Nigerian business mogul, Tony Elumelu on Wednesday, April 15, 2015 paid courtesy visits to President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari and Governor-elect of Kaduna State, Nasir El-Rufai.

good man that is to save ur buznez

Hustler! Business must flourish always.

lalasticlala:
Top Nigerian business mogul, Tony Elumelu on Wednesday, April 15, 2015 paid courtesy visits to President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari and Governor-elect of Kaduna State, Nasir El-Rufai.

Now this is one smart ibo man

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francizy:
[size=18pt]Pellow Naigerians, I ask op you to gib this gownmant your necessary suffort.

We may disaffoint you but I plead you bare with us kwo?

Ip it is in da case of kworoftion, I will pight it with the last nunu in my system kawai!

But ip I pail, like Osinbade, sorry Osabanjo after pour years, flease, reelect me to try again Yo Wahhhhh[/size]...

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francizy:
[size=18pt]Pellow Naigerians, I ask op you to gib this gownmant your necessary suffort.

We may disaffoint you but I plead you bare with us kwo?

Ip it is in da case of kworoftion, I will pight it with the last nunu in my system kawai!

But ip I pail, like Osinbade, sorry Osabanjo after pour years, flease, reelect me to try again Yo Wahhhhh[/size]...

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francizy:
[size=18pt]Pellow Naigerians, I ask op you to gib this gownmant your necessary suffort.

We may disaffoint you but I plead you bare with us kwo?

Ip it is in da case of kworoftion, I will pight it with the last nunu in my system kawai!

But ip I pail, like Osinbade, sorry Osabanjo after pour years, flease, reelect me to try again Yo Wahhhhh[/size]...

xreal:
Wetin he dey find?

Ministerial appointment isn't for you, CBN isn't for you.
Go siddon.

Are you for real? Tony Elumelu looking for ministerial appointment? Wake up bro.

This guy is a multi billionaire that can afford to pay the ministers. Am sure he is looking to ensure a business environment Whr he can continue to thrive.

Aminat508:
Nawao,.... All dis people Sha, Atije Atimu......

Ona ofun ona orun abi!

francizy:


Jeeeeeeeesu!

Brother look at your life...

It has drained because of this comment..

Tony Elumelu of all people look for ministerial appointment? Are you high on something acidulous?

This is a multi-billionaire that earns $123million dollars in weeks brov, he doesn't need government money.

All he needs is the enabling environment to keep on raking in his millions of dollars..

Be sure before you comment bro.. Good luck..

broh, lemme disprove u. . All of em r dsame, there neva satisfied, he cn seek 4 ministerial appointment 4 d free flow of hz business. . Examples 4 u, Rochas Okorocha ws quite rich b4 contestin, same wit Jimoh Ibrahm where he contestd 4 Ondo guber. .

sneak3:


Are you for real? Tony Elumelu looking for ministerial appointment? Wake up bro.

This guy is a multi billionaire that can afford to pay the ministers. Am sure he is looking to ensure a business environment Whr he can continue to thrive.

Tony Elumelu that we know would not mind a ministerial appointment to boost his profile. The guy just loves to be in the limelight, he pays media men so much so that he is featured regularly

im sure he would like to replace okonjo weala, but then I doubt if he can bamboozle his way tru apc hierarchy.

he is rich yes but also vain, a social climber. compare him with aigboje or fola adeola or pascal dozie, these are great achievers with scruples

sova:
Tot Elumelu is a die hard PDP man in delta state. a business man will always be a business man.

my broda d tin tire me.am not a pdp fan but 2c all these pple who stood by jonathan when d going was good suddenly jump ship cos he lost is painful even more so that he hasn't even handed over. They can't even respect d fact that he still d president.no sense of decency

sova:
Tot Elumelu is a die hard PDP man in delta state. a business man will always be a business man.

my broda d tin tire me.am not a pdp fan but 2c all these pple who stood by jonathan when d going was good suddenly jump ship cos he lost is painful even more so that he hasn't even handed over.they can't even wait 4 him 2 leave. They can't even respect d fact that he still d president.no sense of decency.daura is now aso rock

lexy2014:
my broda d tin tire me.am not a pdp fan but 2c all these pple who stood by jonathan when d going was good suddenly jump ship cos he lost is painful even more so that he hasn't even handed over. They can't even respect d fact that he still d president.no sense of decency

That is Life for us bro, no body want to associate with failure. A Yoruba adage says we should close our eyes and pretend to be dead in other to know those who truly love us.

sneak3:


Are you for real? Tony Elumelu looking for ministerial appointment? Wake up bro.

This guy is a multi billionaire that can afford to pay the ministers. Am sure he is looking to ensure a business environment Whr he can continue to thrive.

Of all who have been quoting me, you seem to be the only one sensible.

francizy:
[size=18pt]Pellow Naigerians, I ask op you to gib this gownmant your necessary suffort.

We may disaffoint you but I plead you bare with us kwo?

Ip it is in da case of kworoftion, I will pight it with the last nunu in my system kawai!

But ip I pail, like Osinbade, sorry Osabanjo after pour years, flease, reelect me to try again Yo Wahhhhh[/size]...

Keep up the insult. You people never learn and that is why you remain on NL pretending to be "CEOs and mansion-owner" while the real CEO and mansion-owner, i.e Tony Elumelu, calls El-Rufai "my brother". That is how people like him made it to the top of the tree and this is why uncouth folks like you will get nowhere and will remain here bragging ethnically over the achievements of the Elumelu's of the world. The likes of Elumelu understand diplomacy, decorum, respect for others and bridge-building. Things alien to many of you. If Elumelu you are not fit to wipe shoes for is paying homage to Buhari then you better recognise.


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oneeast:
Was there dearth of young and qualitative, lettered, energetic and vibrant human capital in Nigeria that this man was elected to lead the most populous, lettered, dynamic and diverse black nation as Nigeria?

Who sold this grand scam of the century to the Nigerian people?

Do you know better than Elumelu who is paying respect to the President-Elect? You guys are not very intelligent and you only argue sentimentally and your comment above reveals this. Do you know the qualities required of the Nigerian President currently given the 'peculiarity' of our nation and do you think all you listed above is it? Was you messiah GEJ not "lettered"? What did he achieve? You may not know what Buhari translates to in reality within the Nigeria leadership space , because you are an irreverent and ethnocentric chap given to hating him blindly, but you will know soon.

francizy:


Jeeeeeeeesu!

Brother look at your life...

It has drained because of this comment..

Tony Elumelu of all people look for ministerial appointment? Are you high on something acidulous?

This is a multi-billionaire that earns $123million dollars in weeks brov, he doesn't need government money.

All he needs is the enabling environment to keep on raking in his millions of dollars..

Be sure before you comment bro.. Good luck..

if he makes $123 mill every two weeks he should be richer than dangote

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Gbawe:



Keep up the insult. You people never learn and that is why you remain on NL pretending to be "CEOs and mansion-owner" while the real CEO and mansion-owner, i.e Tony Elumelu, calls El-Rufai "my brother". That is how people like him made it to the top of the tree and this is why uncouth folks like you will get nowhere and will remain here bragging ethnically over the achievements of the Elumelu's of the world. The likes of Elumelu understand diplomacy, decorum, respect for others and bridge-building. Things alien to many of you. If Elumelu you are not fit to wipe shoes for is paying homage to Buhari then you better recognise.


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Mr. Gbawe, you're the most uncivilized human being I've seen on Nairaland and yet you call someone else uncouth. Do you think am like you? I don't brag of what I don't have and will never do. It's people like you that brag about owning the Atlantic Ocean. As a humble person, I will never behave so proud and arrogant like a 17 years old, just like you do. You love to be ass-licked but guess what, not everyone licks asses man. You should have just replied my post directed to you based on your assumption instead of quoting me with this crap of yours. People like you dont like to be challenged whether right or wrong, just like Obj.

Hypocrisy is when you never condemned anyone making jokes about GEJ but pick on people who makes jokes about GMB like he's your god.

If being couth is behaving the way you do, exchanging words with every kid you come across on Nairaland, then I'd rather be uncouth for the rest of my life.

francizy:
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Mr. Gbawe, you're the most uncivilized human being I've seen on Nairaland and yet you call someone else uncouth. Do you think am like you? I don't brag of what I don't have and will never do. It's people like you that brag about owning the Atlantic Ocean. As a humble person, I will never behave so proud and arrogant like a 17 years old, just like you do. You love to be ass-licked but guess what, not everyone licks asses man. You should have just replied my post directed to you based on your assumption instead of quoting me with this crap of yours. People like you dont like to be challenged whether right or wrong, just like Obj.

Hypocrisy is when you never condemned anyone making jokes about GEJ but pick on people who makes jokes about GMB like he's your god.

If being couth is behaving the way you do, exchanging words with every kid you come across on Nairaland, then I'd rather be uncouth for the rest of my life.

Hmmmm... **speechless**
Gbawe please take note, I hope you won't come for me also...
Even if you do, I won't regale you.