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Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 12:01am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Hurklan:So u be barca fan, no wonder u dey pray make Real lose, well na Real dem go give u for the draw on friday and I will sure place my bet on them. |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by Hurklan(m): 12:05am On Apr 23, 2015 |
tunery004:mtchw, work over |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by Nobody: 12:13am On Apr 23, 2015 |
tunery004 abeg no dull tomorrow oo, just dey drop dem shap shap |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 12:22am On Apr 23, 2015 |
danyel09:I will try my best sir, but dropping update is directly proportional to the power supply and inversely proportional to my free time. |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by Nobody: 12:26am On Apr 23, 2015 |
tunery004:LOL I understand, I will be lenient on u and won't need the services of my uncle Shekau anymore |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by liljboy(m): 9:34am On Apr 23, 2015 |
pinkycute:na en make u quote everything.... mtchew |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 9:52am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Good morning ya all. Updates coming in a mo |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by Hurklan(m): 10:05am On Apr 23, 2015 |
tunery004:mawnin boss... Waiting patiently |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by Eniqurl(f): 10:46am On Apr 23, 2015 |
liljboy:Sup with yhu nah |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 11:19am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Fast forward to the end of the semester, Managers villa was bubbling, it was time for end of semester report Acme: brothers in arms, we want to thank God for the semester so far, and its time to check our reports card to see how well we all have done. Me: who be your brothers in arms, which weapon una dey carry Tj: shey u know no say na weapon mass reproduction we all carry Acme: no mind that monkey jare, as I was saying,its tym to rank and separate the boys for the men. Now here is my report. Starting with KC, you were the first to open the stadium and Madam Aisha has became a constant player on this stadium, she plays a match at least 3 times a week both morning and evening. You have also added Madam Halimat to your team and she plays her game well aslo. Now to Alfa Tj, as much as you have tried to get into a scoring form, the goals have deserted u *we all laughed* And you player almost accused you of forcefully playing her even against her wish, but thank God you eventually dint force her. Mr Abbey: you have proven to be a great scout of talent, and this can be seen in your discovery of Jade and Sikira, although u are fond of playing underage in your team, your best match was when u played and almost shot ur loads on the Quran on our praying section, did I say almost? *laughter erupted from everyone in the room* Mr Tee, you are always not in the mood for any match, but you went on a 3 days unbeaten run with Fernando flatscreeno before her disappearance, the impact of Ife on your team is still unknown, cause you have made that has discrete has possible, I sense you want to give her the ballon d'or of your team, well you've also shown great promises in discovering talents like Shade and Sherifat. So at this point, its becoming too close to call and I will leave it to this house to judge Me: oga you talk everyone own, you come leave your own abi, well make I help you with yours. Mr Acme, you are the owner of the stadium, and you have used your home advantage to great effect. You locked me out on my first day here while your player was screaming Fin303 from the bottom of her yansh, KB is a constant player, and you are the only one who played a game overnight, leaving everyone with an over strained instrument in the morning, ur players include TY and MS. I will like to say without contest you have retained the championship........................ While still discussing, my phone rang, it was my sister calling Me: tos how far Tos: egbon am not fine ooo Me: wetin happen na Tos: na mama ooo Me: what is it this time Tos: I can't even explain it now ooo, she just fainted Me: *screamed* what...................................................... TBC |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 11:21am On Apr 23, 2015 |
liljboy:Leave my babe oooo, if she like she can quote a whole page. Lol How are u boss |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by pinkycute(f): 11:45am On Apr 23, 2015 |
More UPDATE "Please and I hope nothing serious happened to mama |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by pinkycute(f): 11:46am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by liljboy(m): 11:56am On Apr 23, 2015 |
tunery004:fine.... so ur babe is free to so any how?... ask ya sef, is she not cheating? |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by liljboy(m): 11:57am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Eniqurl:sweerrrrriiiiiii nkem..... I say make I branch here small..... cloth wey I suppose wash dey here dey look me |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 12:05pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
pinkycute:Well let's keep our fingers crossed, we will find out in the next update coming up by 2pm |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 12:07pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
liljboy:Cheating? I don't know about that, she hasn't been caught in the act |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by nellyme(f): 12:09pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
tunery004: Even if anything happens to her it aint her fault but ignorance. God is a miracle worker but most pple act out of the ordinary. Faith without works is dead....we should endeavour to apply that in our daily lives #justsaying |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 12:15pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
nellyme:Very tru my sister, over spirituality to me is a sin, and our pastors sometimes should also try sanitise their congregation and give them the right messages |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by Eniqurl(f): 12:18pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
liljboy:Lolz...i wil help u jorh. |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by IDFWU(m): 12:34pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
* stumbles into thread...clears throat chisos! * Btw oo nobody even cared 2 invite me I just dey look all of una...wetin dey my mind like this gan BeeBeeOoh Liljboy Enigurl Una 3 welldone ooh
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Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 12:43pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
IDFWU:Sorry about that bro, welcome on board |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by liljboy(m): 1:01pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
IDFWU:u dey mad..... u wey I post link give for ya Bbm. . gerrout
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Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by liljboy(m): 1:01pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Eniqurl:with ya fixed nail abi washing machine..... I no be ajibota o |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by BeeBeeOoh(m): 2:46pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
IDFWU:padi mi no vex oh. My mistake, I was even invited sef. IOU 1 .... to take arrange bodi |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by Hurklan(m): 2:58pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
The time is 2:58pm nau nd u neva drop d upd8 |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by Eniqurl(f): 3:04pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
liljboy:I dint fix ma nails jorh...shey na me kon resemble ajebota abi. |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by Eniqurl(f): 3:05pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
IDFWU am sorry |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 3:09pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
The next morning, I was on the first available bus to Lagos, got to lagos to meet an empty house, picked up my phone and dialled Tos number. Me: tos where una dey na Tos: egbon u don arrive ni Me: yes, where all of una go Tos: we are at Lobel hospital, at Alagomeji Me: ok, I will join you there now Tos: all right In 45 minutes I was at Alagomeji, Lobel hospital was close to the Tantanlizers at Alagomeji junction, so I branched in and got some food for mama. I called tos and she came down to meet me. Me: how is she now? Tos: she's kinda better now Me: what really happened sef? Tos: well she just got back from visiting her uncle, then she started complaining of body pain, before we could even get her a pain relief, she started throwing up, next thing we saw was that she just fainted. Thank God that mama ifeanyi was around she was the one who said we should pour water on her, before we called dad who said we should bring her to Lobel. Me: hmmmmm, na wah ooo. Shebi she don dey attend that LASUTH the doc told her about Tos: I don't think so ooo, she was there just once and she was told to do and xray of about 7k and since then she hasn't gone back. Me: well, where exactly is she, can I see her? Tos: yes she just woke up and pastor is there with her Me: ok, let's go and see her We got into the ward and mama was so glad to see me, we all discussed together till the pastor prayed and left. When we were alone, Me: Mama how are u Mama: thank God am better now Me: Mama by now you should know that this your regular sickness is neither malaria nor typhoid, it is has a result of the boil in your breast. Mama: yes I know Me: thank God you know, but what are you doing about it Mama: I went to see the specialist the doc prescribed, on getting there I was placed on series of test, the cheapest was 2k, I only did two because of the money on me, he then told me am still gonna do a X-ray of 7k and I don't really have such money, have been trying to raise the money ever since Me: what's dad now doing about it Mama: well you know he is still paying the loan he borrowed from that micro finance bank for the project of last year, and the remaining salary is what we are all clinging on since this sickness started Me: what of the books and stationaries you are selling? Mama: shebi na person wey get good health dey do business, is it this one that I will be sick for two weeks and be well for a week, I will say I still want to be selling books, where is the strenght? Me: I understand, you are even getting too lean now sef, what of the church, can't they help? Mama: the church brought some food items to the house last month and they also supported with 5k and they have been praying for me too, at least you met the pastor here. Me: it is well sha, am back now, we will try sort all this. By the way eat the food I bought now. Mama: you even bought food, where do u get money for that Me: its the money u usually send to me now, and Uncle at Adeniji always send me recharge cards to sell, the least he sends is 2k whenever I call him Mama: heya that's nice of him and he never mentioned it to me when we saw last week ooo Me: when you are discharged, we will go to the LASUTH and do the xray Mama: where is the money? All the money have been saving have been spent on drugs Me: do you pay for drugs, I taught you are using dads company health policy Mama: yes we are, but they say the policy does not cover my type of illness Me: what did they call your type of illness oooo Mama: something like inflammatory something something Me: which one is something something Mama: me I don't know how they pronounce it ni jare Me: all right I will ask the doc myself............................... TBC |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 3:17pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Hurklan:Sorry about that was kinda busy ni. Its done now sha |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by IDFWU(m): 4:39pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
tunery004:No shii man, more MB 2 ya device but the 98% realness got me I 4 see tragedy unless u do a tweak on it... liljboy:Ogbeni me I no see am 4 that 1 ooh BeeBeeOoh:Btw oo...U don sprinkle holy water 4 this thread? Eniqurl:I don hear but u go try come my side this wknd nah |
Re: Cancer ................... (a True Life Story) by tunery004(m): 5:07pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
IDFWU, it is 98% real, and am not gonna tweak it. I think u will make a fine prophet, not like those ones who predicted gej's victory, but let's keep our fingers cross 1 Like |
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