Hurklan:
Nice upd8 bèèbé, no b ur fault nau, na those stupid ATM players gv u mouth.. I rep Fc barcelona, so those mumu loss no freak me and thanks for featuring me...... GGMUB

So u be barca fan, no wonder u dey pray make Real lose, well na Real dem go give u for the draw on friday and I will sure place my bet on them.

tunery004:

So u be barca fan, no wonder u dey pray make Real lose, well na Real dem go give u for the draw on friday and I will sure place my bet on them.

mtchw, work over

danyel09:
tunery004 abeg no dull tomorrow oo, just dey drop dem shap shap

I will try my best sir, but dropping update is directly proportional to the power supply and inversely proportional to my free time.

pinkycute:
****Smile***
Am feeling fly nahhhh
Thanks dear

na en make u quote everything.... mtchew

Good morning ya all. Updates coming in a mo

tunery004:
Good morning ya all. Updates coming in a mo

mawnin boss... Waiting patiently

liljboy:
na en make u quote everything.... mtchew

Sup with yhu nah

Fast forward to the end of the semester, Managers villa was bubbling, it was time for end of semester report
Acme: brothers in arms, we want to thank God for the semester so far, and its time to check our reports card to see how well we all have done.
Me: who be your brothers in arms, which weapon una dey carry
Tj: shey u know no say na weapon mass reproduction we all carry
Acme: no mind that monkey jare, as I was saying,its tym to rank and separate the boys for the men. Now here is my report.
Starting with KC, you were the first to open the stadium and Madam Aisha has became a constant player on this stadium, she plays a match at least 3 times a week both morning and evening. You have also added Madam Halimat to your team and she plays her game well aslo.

Now to Alfa Tj, as much as you have tried to get into a scoring form, the goals have deserted u
*we all laughed*
And you player almost accused you of forcefully playing her even against her wish, but thank God you eventually dint force her.

Mr Abbey: you have proven to be a great scout of talent, and this can be seen in your discovery of Jade and Sikira, although u are fond of playing underage in your team, your best match was when u played and almost shot ur loads on the Quran on our praying section, did I say almost?
*laughter erupted from everyone in the room*
Mr Tee, you are always not in the mood for any match, but you went on a 3 days unbeaten run with Fernando flatscreeno before her disappearance, the impact of Ife on your team is still unknown, cause you have made that has discrete has possible, I sense you want to give her the ballon d'or of your team, well you've also shown great promises in discovering talents like Shade and Sherifat.

So at this point, its becoming too close to call and I will leave it to this house to judge
Me: oga you talk everyone own, you come leave your own abi, well make I help you with yours. Mr Acme, you are the owner of the stadium, and you have used your home advantage to great effect. You locked me out on my first day here while your player was screaming Fin303 from the bottom of her yansh, KB is a constant player, and you are the only one who played a game overnight, leaving everyone with an over strained instrument in the morning, ur players include TY and MS.
I will like to say without contest you have retained the championship........................ While still discussing, my phone rang, it was my sister calling
Me: tos how far
Tos: egbon am not fine ooo
Me: wetin happen na
Tos: na mama ooo
Me: what is it this time
Tos: I can't even explain it now ooo, she just fainted
Me: *screamed* what......................................................
TBC

liljboy:
na en make u quote everything.... mtchew

Leave my babe oooo, if she like she can quote a whole page. Lol
How are u boss

More UPDATE "Please and
I hope nothing serious happened to mama

Oya sorry oooooo biko

liljboy:
na en make u quote everything.... mtchew

tunery004:

Leave my babe oooo, if she like she can quote a whole page. Lol
How are u boss

fine.... so ur babe is free to so any how?... ask ya sef, is she not cheating?

Eniqurl:
Sup with yhu nah

sweerrrrriiiiiii nkem..... I say make I branch here small..... cloth wey I suppose wash dey here dey look me

pinkycute:
More UPDATE "Please and
I hope nothing serious happened to mama

Well let's keep our fingers crossed, we will find out in the next update coming up by 2pm

liljboy:
fine.... so ur babe is free to so any how?... ask ya sef, is she not cheating?

Cheating? I don't know about that, she hasn't been caught in the act

tunery004:

Well let's keep our fingers crossed, we will find out in the next update coming up by 2pm

Even if anything happens to her it aint her fault but ignorance. God is a miracle worker but most pple act out of the ordinary. Faith without works is dead....we should endeavour to apply that in our daily lives

#justsaying

nellyme:


Even if anything happens to her it aint her fault but ignorance. God is a miracle worker but most pple act out of the ordinary. Faith without works is dead....we should endeavour to apply that in our daily lives

#justsaying

Very tru my sister, over spirituality to me is a sin, and our pastors sometimes should also try sanitise their congregation and give them the right messages

liljboy:
sweerrrrriiiiiii nkem..... I say make I branch here small..... cloth wey I suppose wash dey here dey look me

Lolz...i wil help u jorh.

* stumbles into thread...clears throat chisos! *

Btw oo nobody even cared 2 invite me
I just dey look all of una...wetin dey my mind like this gan
BeeBeeOoh
Liljboy
Enigurl
Una 3 welldone ooh

IDFWU:
* stumbles into thread... clears throat *

Btw oo nobody even cared 2 invite me
I just dey look all of una...wetin dey my mind like this gan
BeeBeeOoh
Liljboy
Enigurl
Una 3 welldone ooh

Sorry about that bro, welcome on board

IDFWU:
* stumbles into thread...clears throat chisos! *

Btw oo nobody even cared 2 invite me
I just dey look all of una...wetin dey my mind like this gan

Liljboy

Una 3 welldone ooh

u dey mad..... u wey I post link give for ya Bbm. . gerrout

Eniqurl:
Lolz...i wil help u jorh.

with ya fixed nail abi washing machine..... I no be ajibota o

IDFWU:
* stumbles into thread...clears throat chisos! *

Btw oo nobody even cared 2 invite me
I just dey look all of una...wetin dey my mind like this gan
BeeBeeOoh
Liljboy
Enigurl
Una 3 welldone ooh

padi mi no vex oh. My mistake, I was even invited sef. IOU 1 .... to take arrange bodi

The time is 2:58pm nau nd u neva drop d upd8

liljboy:
with ya fixed nail abi washing machine..... I no be ajibota o

I dint fix ma nails jorh...shey na me kon resemble ajebota abi.

IDFWU am sorry

The next morning, I was on the first available bus to Lagos, got to lagos to meet an empty house, picked up my phone and dialled Tos number.
Me: tos where una dey na
Tos: egbon u don arrive ni
Me: yes, where all of una go
Tos: we are at Lobel hospital, at Alagomeji
Me: ok, I will join you there now
Tos: all right
In 45 minutes I was at Alagomeji, Lobel hospital was close to the Tantanlizers at Alagomeji junction, so I branched in and got some food for mama. I called tos and she came down to meet me.
Me: how is she now?
Tos: she's kinda better now
Me: what really happened sef?
Tos: well she just got back from visiting her uncle, then she started complaining of body pain, before we could even get her a pain relief, she started throwing up, next thing we saw was that she just fainted. Thank God that mama ifeanyi was around she was the one who said we should pour water on her, before we called dad who said we should bring her to Lobel.
Me: hmmmmm, na wah ooo. Shebi she don dey attend that LASUTH the doc told her about
Tos: I don't think so ooo, she was there just once and she was told to do and xray of about 7k and since then she hasn't gone back.
Me: well, where exactly is she, can I see her?
Tos: yes she just woke up and pastor is there with her
Me: ok, let's go and see her
We got into the ward and mama was so glad to see me, we all discussed together till the pastor prayed and left. When we were alone,
Me: Mama how are u
Mama: thank God am better now
Me: Mama by now you should know that this your regular sickness is neither malaria nor typhoid, it is has a result of the boil in your breast.

Mama: yes I know
Me: thank God you know, but what are you doing about it
Mama: I went to see the specialist the doc prescribed, on getting there I was placed on series of test, the cheapest was 2k, I only did two because of the money on me, he then told me am still gonna do a X-ray of 7k and I don't really have such money, have been trying to raise the money ever since
Me: what's dad now doing about it
Mama: well you know he is still paying the loan he borrowed from that micro finance bank for the project of last year, and the remaining salary is what we are all clinging on since this sickness started
Me: what of the books and stationaries you are selling?
Mama: shebi na person wey get good health dey do business, is it this one that I will be sick for two weeks and be well for a week, I will say I still want to be selling books, where is the strenght?

Me: I understand, you are even getting too lean now sef, what of the church, can't they help?
Mama: the church brought some food items to the house last month and they also supported with 5k and they have been praying for me too, at least you met the pastor here.
Me: it is well sha, am back now, we will try sort all this. By the way eat the food I bought now.
Mama: you even bought food, where do u get money for that
Me: its the money u usually send to me now, and Uncle at Adeniji always send me recharge cards to sell, the least he sends is 2k whenever I call him
Mama: heya that's nice of him and he never mentioned it to me when we saw last week ooo
Me: when you are discharged, we will go to the LASUTH and do the xray

Mama: where is the money? All the money have been saving have been spent on drugs

Me: do you pay for drugs, I taught you are using dads company health policy

Mama: yes we are, but they say the policy does not cover my type of illness

Me: what did they call your type of illness oooo
Mama: something like inflammatory something something
Me: which one is something something
Mama: me I don't know how they pronounce it ni jare
Me: all right I will ask the doc myself...............................
TBC

Hurklan:
The time is 2:58pm nau nd u neva drop d upd8

Sorry about that was kinda busy ni. Its done now sha

tunery004:

Sorry about that bro, welcome on board

No shii man, more MB 2 ya device but the 98% realness got me I 4 see tragedy unless u do a tweak on it...

liljboy:
u dey mad..... u wey I post link give for ya Bbm. . gerrout

Ogbeni me I no see am 4 that 1 ooh

BeeBeeOoh:
padi mi no vex oh. My mistake, I was even invited sef. IOU 1 .... to take arrange bodi

Btw oo...U don sprinkle holy water 4 this thread?

Eniqurl:
IDFWU am sorry

I don hear but u go try come my side this wknd nah

IDFWU, it is 98% real, and am not gonna tweak it. I think u will make a fine prophet, not like those ones who predicted gej's victory, but let's keep our fingers cross