Ishilove:

You need to rededicate your life to Jesus, young man

Hehehehehehehe, funny u... Jeeeez ,, how do u know that am not unto Lord, am a man of GOD to the call, so I don't need rededication again

EggovinMma:


Yea. Scissors or blade.
shaving stick too.Very needful!

Nne leave am make e turn jerry coil

Eyepencil:
See dis one,i don meet you for club b4 nah. No be lag u dey stay? Make u no dey form 4me for here

Bobo u better clean ur Eyepencil well well, e be like say eye dey pain u abi?

grad2012:
Chai me i like to put plenty Ejekuje,tissue paper, my makeup bag,comb,pad if am on,slipers if incase my fEet hurts after along day at work and bottle water cos i can like to drink water like kilode. Then i will now leave space for carrot cos i like to buy carrot everyday.Shekana its not plenty at all

of all things, Carrot? U be Rabbit? haba, u fall my hand o

Tallesty1:
I caught one trying to squeeze my deep freezer into it.

I got angry and sent her out.

Later when I entered my room I discovered that she took my foam.

Guys, never leave a girl with big-black-bag alone in your room.

guy you hilarious, some chics are big thieves with big bags.

MzNelly:
What we keep in there: Our make-up kit, our phones (in case of selfie emergencies), pad, money, magazines and other fashion accessories.

You don't have to understand,

issorite
make una kontinu

d day wey ee go be 4 una

sexyseun:
Bobo u better clean ur Eyepencil well well, e be like say eye dey pain u abi?

Comot jare! na today i begin meet u 4 club? unless say na yesterday u repent. No dey form 4me me jor!

mhizpeaarl:
1. It complements the outfit.
2. It make's movement alot easier,we dnt have to hold to much in our hands it will all fit in the bag.
3. We put in extra make up [for these who like makeup]
4. Makes us look more girlie. Especially when we have heels on.
5. We put toiletries in them in case of emergency
6. It's what every girl needs to have.

aaaalll diz tinz wey u don list 4rm top to bottom eh, una 4 jez dey carry travellin bag instead

Eyepencil:
Comot jare! na today i begin meet u 4 club? unless say na yesterday u repent. No dey form 4me me jor!

Club ko, Ashie joint ni, U better pour water for ur head so dat u go fit tink well.
By d way if u jam me for club u go fit get liver sef come fllw me talk?

sexyseun:
of all things, Carrot? U be Rabbit? haba, u fall my hand o

la mumu den tell u say na only rabbit dey chop carrot nee . Na wa oo u no try for der o

sexyseun:
what's ur business about our bags now?
U guys will always poke nose into our affairs every time
BTW I have sanitary pads, set of pants and bra, clothes(in case I sleep anywhere belle face)
Make up kits, packet of condom and my pursue, inside my purse in my bag, wetin I get inside na talk for anoda day

i love your animal skin undergarments....looks like Givenchy is it? rocking designers to the least

sexyseun:
Club ko, Ashie joint ni, U better pour water for ur head so dat u go fit tink well.
By d way if u jam me for club u go fit get liver sef come fllw me talk?

Lol...mumu. I think say u dey form say u no dey club. Babe chill u be runz gal i have met u in a club b4. Unless say u wan deny say no be ur pic dey ur profile.

Eyepencil:
Lol...mumu. I think say u dey form say u no dey club. Babe chill u be runz gal i have met u in a club b4. Unless say u wan deny say no be ur pic dey ur profile.

Mr Club boy, oya tell me d club wey u see me o

grad2012:
la mumu den tell u say na only rabbit dey chop carrot nee . Na wa oo u no try for der o

y u go dey carry carrot up and down for bag? how many girls u don hear wey dey do like that? u too local jare

sexyseun:
Mr Club boy, oya tell me d club wey u see me o

wetin u dey feel like sef? so u think say i dey joke. I don meet you for club b4 for lag. No dey form that rubbish 4me abeg

MzNelly:
What we keep in there: Our make-up kit, our phones (in case of selfie emergencies), pad, money, magazines and other fashion accessories.

You don't have to understand,

na lie na fufu them dey pack inside.
A Lady once fell frm okada 2 month ago in my area and fufu started falling frm the bag

Ishilove:

Yes, there's a mystery...

The mystery of 'wosi wosi', or 'ngwogwongwo nigwongwo'. We keep various items like makeup, face powder, hand mirror, sanitary towels, bodyspray, books (I never go anywhere without books), pens, anointing oil, hair brush, change of slippers, my big ol' purse, phones and chargers etc.

All these cannot fit into our back pocket, can they?

The bigger the better


The major drawback is when your phone rings and you start rifling through the bag. Somehow you never get to it before it stops ringing

Anointin per touchin billin

A lady came to my hux and stole my father. With the hand bag, but thank God for my dog. If not got to be a fatherless child by now.

sexyseun:
y u go dey carry carrot up and down for bag? how many girls u don hear wey dey do like that? u too local jare

really stupido may be u shud read wella befor u quote people i said i will keep space for it. Obviously gal if u aint dum u will definietly no it shud be closing hours and wait sef so u mean its local to buy fruits wat d hell are u saying mtchewwwwww.

Tallesty1:
I caught one trying to squeeze my deep freezer into it.

I got angry and sent her out.

Later when I entered my room I discovered that she took my foam.

Guys, never leave a girl with big-black-bag alone in your room.

Not Again!!! U were lucky she didn't stuff d whole building inside her handbag!!

panachuku:
they carry luggae about incase maga call dem to come nd work overnight

from ma view small purse are swaggish

You should be asking my bf this qs because he keeps all his shit in there and I carry it all.

Tallesty1:
I caught one trying to squeeze my deep freezer into it.

I got angry and sent her out.

Later when I entered my room I discovered that she took my foam.

Guys, never leave a girl with big-black-bag alone in your room.

Guy you go kill person oooo...

funny thread


I think they use it just to make them look sexually matured...



I think dia is nothing big in that...


What you suppose ask is that why do guy always bath 5minute before going out for a date...

Shoroniyen

dhaewood:
[size=78pt]90% get condom inside sure banker[/size]

Ladies keep many things inside the big bags they carry around as explained by posters above me but the one that amazed me was when a lady I know emptied her bag in my presence and I saw a big radio inside her bag . I asked her why she carried radio all around, she said that it gave her bag shape because a big bag with little items in it, disfigured the bag ... since that day, whenever I see any lady with big bag, I imagine all kind of odd things that can be inside...

Tallesty1:
I caught one trying to squeeze my deep freezer into it.

I got angry and sent her out.

Later when I entered my room I discovered that she took my foam.

Guys, never leave a girl with big-black-bag alone in your room.

Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe true talk but kinda funny sha

Fashion ...wah else?!

EggovinMma:


Items you can find in Mt hand bag includes;
Make up bag.
Condom .
scissors
perfume
body spray
toto baby wipes
comb
roasted corn(abuja corn dey sweet eh, cos it's fresh from the farm)
tom tom
Alcohol in small bottle
hair cream in small quantity
body cream in small quantity
pepper spray for ANIMALISTIC MEN
Shaving stick
small soap
Flygl / paracetamol or alabunku in case of any hangover
small folded tissue paper
cotton wool
my phone
An extra catapult in case I piss put for my pant

*falls from glo mast*
Girl you are one hell of a comedian Hope u are not Helen paul.

Herzumpther:
Lol. That's really funny.

You will never catch me with big handbag. I no fit dey carry load, before I will enter a bus and forget the bag.

Lol