There have been threads and lotsa threads bout some stupid, crazy, annoying and dangerous things guys do to impress women. So I created this one to let you guys know that even animals are not left out in the game of love.

1. Spending For Chick: Funny right? Sha, animals are also guilty of this. A male Monkey give gifts to a female to make her like him. Male macaques will even pay (in form of fruits) to get a peek at the hind quarters of a female macaque.

2. Urinating On The Females: To court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!
If the female wasn't impressed, she'll scream and shake off the urine. But, if she is ready, then she'll rear up to expose her quill-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that's the only safe position for porcupines!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!(Yes, it exists in Animal kingdom).

3. Bellowing and Bobbing of Head: To determine who gets to mate, male Galapagos giant tortoises will rise on their legs and stretch their necks. The shorter tortoise will cry uncle and leave the taller, larger tortoise to mate.

The victor then proceeds to attract a female by bellowing and bobbing his head furiously. When he has found a mate, the male rams the female and nips her legs until she draws them in, thereby immobilizing her. He then proceeds to mount her.

4. Starving For Love: Once the egg is laid, the female Emperor Penguin transfers it very carefully to her mate who then keeps the egg warm by tucking it under a large fold of skin until it hatches. The female penguin immediately returns to the sea to feed, leaving the male without food for about two months. The male penguins would huddle together in large groups to conserve body heat in the cold and harsh environment, where winds can reach up to 120 mph (200 km per hour). When the female returns, she finds her mate (and chick) by listening to one particular bugle over thousands other.

5. Moonwalking to Impress the Ladies: There's dancing and there's dancing- like the moonwalk that the male Manakin does to impress the ladies! Michael Jackson has nothing on them manakins! There is even a youtube video of them moonwalking

6. Frigatebird: Fanciful Big Red Balloon: A male frigate bird has a throat sac that it can inflate with hard work - it takes over a period of twenty minutes - into a giant red, heart-shaped balloon. He then waggles his head from side to side, shakes his wings and calls the females to check him out.
A female frigatebird will mate with the male with the biggest and shiniest balloon. During sex, the male bird will sweetly put his wings over her eyes to make sure she doesn't get distracted by other males with even nicer balloons! (I wish them ladies will learn this)

7. Arranging and Decorating Room: To attract a mate, the male bowerbird builds an amazingly complex structure called a bower. It is made of twigs and often shaped like a small hut.
The male bird then decorates his "bachelor pad" bower with a variety of objects as gifts: flowers, feathers, stones, and even bits of discarded plastics and glass. Hundreds of pieces are carefully arranged in monochromatic themes (i.e. all blue items). The bird is so anal that it will get really angry if you mess up its pile (say, by putting one differently colored pebble in its pile).
The male bowerbird spends hours sorting and arranging things. In fact, it will break its focus only to go to a different males' bowers to steal stuff and mess the place up!

BONUS. Honey Bee Give Up Their Testicles To Make Sure He's The Real Owner Of His Kids. Their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen during sex! Strange as it is, this actually makes evolutionary sense: the snapped-off penis acts as a genital plug to prevent other drones from fertilizing the queen.

SOURCE, slightly modified

God has perfectly positioned the female species to be loved n pampered

But males sha.... Anything for some action

Funny! Like nairalanders will say, " Konji na bastard"

Make I buy this land,i go cum comment later

Tallesty1 is misogynistic.... He is not hiding it anymore

Enlightening

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akoshanti:
God has perfectly positioned the female species to be loved n pampered

But males sha.... Anything for some action

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No be today nah, Adam left the whole Garden Of Eden just to be with Eve.

We're not that different after all...

Rapsainot:
Tallesty1 is misogynistic.... He is not hiding it anymore

Eyya

ronald4lif:
So almost every man is an animal then.

Ain't we all animals

It's certainly not out of place to assert that Tallesty1 just returned from the Animal kingdom where he served as a Youth Corper.

Hmmm. Things dey oooh

no be only human konji dey catch nw

akoshanti:
God has perfectly positioned the female species to be loved n pampered

But males sha.... Anything for some action

females sha dey so like the action

Interesting

you forgot to mention showing off biceps.. kangaroos do that

Tel mi smetin

SMH all d lands in d GRA has bin taken

Lemme just tent here nd wait for a miracle

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Ah, serioiusly.

ivyy:


Ain't we all animals

we r animals with swag

AirborneLacer:
It's certainly not out of place to assert that Tallesty1 just returned from the Animal kingdom where he served as a Youth Corper.

Not youth corper bro, I am the headmaster in one their community development primary school

ronald4lif:


That says it all. Coz it takes an animal to woo one. I hope the OP realize he's one of us though.

E be like say u no understand my post oooo

Jaycool18:
you forgot to mention showing off biceps.. kangaroos do that

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Em fit dey workout oooo.

Tallesty1:
Not youth corper bro, I am the headmaster in one their community development primary school

As the headmaster, you would be expected to be busy working on Animals Federal University of Technology's curriculum.

You won't have the time to study mating skills.

So I insist you went to serve