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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by owolawitola(f): 12:22am On Apr 27, 2015
My name? Yeah... Owolawi Tola. Kilode? Shey ko si?
ipleddge:
please is this a yoruba name?
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by EOOJ(m): 12:23am On Apr 27, 2015
TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone


But sometimes its da truthh but some ladiess find it just hard to believe grin
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Emodeee: 12:23am On Apr 27, 2015
Mirexxx, u r beautiful.

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Truckpusher(m): 12:24am On Apr 27, 2015
I don't lie to ladies - But sometimes they just want you to lie to them. Ladies, why? angry
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by EOOJ(m): 12:24am On Apr 27, 2015
adorablevic:
She's asking me out,buh I refused to date her

undecidedi pray oo


U pray ooo It happens naaaa...not a neww tin grin

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Emodeee: 12:25am On Apr 27, 2015
owolawitola:

we talking money(owolawi), that nigger talking nonsense.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by EOOJ(m): 12:26am On Apr 27, 2015
DrAify:
Seriously I gat nothing with her...She is the one stalking me...Blatant lies

But what if he's telling da truth
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 12:26am On Apr 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
I don't lie to ladies - But sometimes they just want you to lie to them. Ladies, why? angry

It is in your nature and you can't help it wink
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Ekul95(m): 12:26am On Apr 27, 2015
Even when he's caught stark naked cheating...... what does he say... «Honey it's not what you are thinking I can explain >.....lolllllllll ...what the f**k do you want to explain my G....












what the f**
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by EOOJ(m): 12:27am On Apr 27, 2015
whizqueen:
She is jes a friend. Nothing more.
cheesy


Yes na ... Anytin wrong wit dat grin
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by owolawitola(f): 12:29am On Apr 27, 2015
Loool! Tell 'em!
Emodeee:


we talking money(owolawi), that nigger talking nonsense.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by pomporiking: 12:29am On Apr 27, 2015
angry

Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by ipleddge: 12:29am On Apr 27, 2015
owolawitola:
My name? Yeah... Owolawi Tola. Kilode? Shey ko si?
I was just confused ni...I think d owolawi go me confused
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Truckpusher(m): 12:29am On Apr 27, 2015
Justfollowit:


It is in your nature and you can't help it wink
But I still tell them the truth.

I hate lying to the people I love - I hate seeing them being so ridiculous and stupid because of me .
Honestly .
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Tashaamania(f): 12:29am On Apr 27, 2015
ipleddge:
working hard to join u guys soo
huh
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Tashaamania(f): 12:30am On Apr 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
But I still tell them the truth.

I hate lying to the people I love - I hate seeing them being so ridiculous and stupid because of me .
Honestly .
undecided grin
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by kojorules(m): 12:31am On Apr 27, 2015
Don't hate the player, hate the game. wink
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by ipleddge: 12:32am On Apr 27, 2015
Tashaamania:

huh
yes ooo...I like that style ooo




Ipleddge bye for now
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Truckpusher(m): 12:32am On Apr 27, 2015
Tashaamania:
undecided grin
I never lied, I swear.

I only tell them what they want to hear. tongue
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by owolawitola(f): 12:32am On Apr 27, 2015
Ah...sorry
ipleddge:
I was just confused ni...I think d owolawi go me confused
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by baywatch84(m): 12:32am On Apr 27, 2015
lagmostkuit:

Heard dat a lot 4rm my ex.
you mean exs wirh the "s"
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 12:33am On Apr 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
But I still tell them the truth.

I hate lying to the people I love - I hate seeing them being so ridiculous and stupid because of me .
Honestly .

Okay. This makes perfect sense
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by kojorules(m): 12:33am On Apr 27, 2015
Don't hate the player, hate the game wink
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by EOOJ(m): 12:34am On Apr 27, 2015
Chiam55:
The biggest lie!

"Baby I love you" angry

*sneezes: aaaaaabulshi*



(show love don't jst say the words)


If I hear grin if we no talk am now, una go say we no love una even if we dey show am....

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Tashaamania(f): 12:35am On Apr 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
I never lied, I swear

I only tell them what they want to hear. tongue
Now, that's one lie already tongue
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by manalone2(m): 12:35am On Apr 27, 2015
cross examining myself............




















NOT GUILTY!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by EOOJ(m): 12:37am On Apr 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
I don't lie to ladies - But sometimes they just want you to lie to them. Ladies, why? angry

Ma brother u just talk ma mind......seems like truth no dey sweet dem to hear wen it involves certain sensitive issues
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by CHM11: 12:37am On Apr 27, 2015
Seems OP has been dating lame guys!!!...

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 12:41am On Apr 27, 2015
owolawitola:
Ah...sorry
we talking money

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 12:48am On Apr 27, 2015
Chiam55:
The biggest lie!

"Baby I love you" angry

*sneezes: aaaaaabulshi*



(show love don't jst say the words)

Really? If they show u ladies love and they dont say it, una go still complain.


I am talking from both my experience and those of others.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by mcdokwe(m): 12:51am On Apr 27, 2015
mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do

Well, I don't have one atm.

2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

I am as sober as a cat.


3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Well, unless you don't mind a no strings relationship.

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one undecided

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are. undecided

Believe me when I say so.


5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."

If I am interested in just the sex, then I am interested in the sex not you.

I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio undecided and Justin bieber is my BFF

I never talk that one before


7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.

Just believe it but you got to have more than she can ever give.

8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really? undecided

Maybe I should add if I have enough airtime.

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good. cheesy

Believe
Me, I have seen prettier girls.



10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]


I don't watch porn, I'd rather act one.

oya guys come and deny. grin
so where is the lie?
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 12:52am On Apr 27, 2015
Ooooooch....She is just a friend cool

Like seriously!

Nothing else, don't u trust me again?!

*If I hear*.......lol grin

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