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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 12:53am On Apr 27, 2015
what of the top 10 lies women tell?
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by OKLOADEDoCOM: 12:59am On Apr 27, 2015
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by ayaside(m): 1:16am On Apr 27, 2015
You got the mindset that these are lies.How about if I am telling the truth?How will you deduce it with your mind already made up?? sad
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by daveP(m): 1:17am On Apr 27, 2015
Ahemhahemhem!! Hmm
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Revolva(m): 1:18am On Apr 27, 2015
grin grin Top 100 Lies WoMen Tell nkor
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 1:42am On Apr 27, 2015
mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one undecided

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are. undecided

5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio undecided and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.


8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really? undecided

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good. cheesy


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]



oya guys come and deny. grin

Every single lie there are told by Women also, every single one.

"It's 12 inches but I don't use it as a ruler" grin
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by lovely17(m): 1:49am On Apr 27, 2015
noted
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by redcliff: 2:49am On Apr 27, 2015
mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one undecided

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are. undecided

5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio undecided and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.


8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really? undecided

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good. cheesy


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]



oya guys come and deny. grin

Stupid post
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by tk4rd: 3:32am On Apr 27, 2015
TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone
Written all over him.?? Did he tell you that he never had a gf.? He broke up with her or something like that., and very single at the moment you asked.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by oshokay(m): 4:53am On Apr 27, 2015
lol....sometimes they are actually truue

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Qyubee(m): 5:06am On Apr 27, 2015
owolawitola:
A lot? U believed that more that once?? lipsrsealed
wow, u're a cutie!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by cooljoe(m): 5:18am On Apr 27, 2015
ronald4lif:
How come I'm hearing these lines for the first time. Can any guy confirm if this is true. wink
stop dat lie
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by niceguy7(m): 5:37am On Apr 27, 2015
As if the ladies are exempted undecided
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by AreaFada2: 5:47am On Apr 27, 2015
@OP,

I hope you're not talking from experience. If yes you must mingle with terrible guys. grin

All of the above can be true at some point in a man's life.

@Condom. Women seem to hate condom far more than men. A female buddy once told me that it can be painful for ladies.

I have been amazed how many well-educated ladies don't insist on it. And you the guy having to be pushing to use it. Not only in Africa, Europe too.

There are lots of men who don't watch porn. Sometimes it may be the elderly guy with grown up kids who watches porn and not the young guy that you might think. grin cheesy
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 5:51am On Apr 27, 2015
kinglekan:


Yes u are babe. grin
undecided
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Adesiji77: 5:52am On Apr 27, 2015
@mirexxx

I deny ALL angry

Waiting for another list (if any)

cool

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 5:53am On Apr 27, 2015
owolawitola:
A lot? U believed that more that once?? lipsrsealed
Yeah bae, I did.. embarassed

U're cute! wink
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 5:54am On Apr 27, 2015
baywatch84:
you mean exs wirh the "s"
Don't tell u're dumb? undecided
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by sirsharks(m): 6:01am On Apr 27, 2015
Lies indeed
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by ifeanyi83(m): 6:01am On Apr 27, 2015
Really...once a relationship is built on lies ab initio, you'll need lies to sustain it. Bring everything to the table..it's better to start plain than being sorry later...only a guy with low self esteem will lie to a girl to get her attention.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by saaedlee: 6:25am On Apr 27, 2015
For all the girls that commented on this thread; if guys still tell you all these lies, its either you're still a teenager or you be proper old cargo!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Ormorlehwah(f): 6:29am On Apr 27, 2015
I don't サανε anything with her, she is just my sister.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by danbrowndmf(m): 6:37am On Apr 27, 2015
Chiam55:
The biggest lie!

"Baby I love you" angry

*sneezes: aaaaaabulshi*



(show love don't jst say the words)
and hw do i show luv.sad
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by menshealth1234: 6:52am On Apr 27, 2015
END PREMATURE EJACULATIONN NOW!!!
Are you unable to last more than a few minutes in bed?
Have you ever felt embarrassed after having sexxx?
Has a woman ever made fun of you because of your poor "performance" in
bed?
Has a woman ever dumped you because you didn't satisfy her in bed?
Do you lack sexual confidence when you are around women?
....
IF YES, Then Logon To W WW. E N D P E . T K

Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by doninno(m): 6:52am On Apr 27, 2015
Dmx said " why do good girls like bad guys cuz bad guys tell dem lie" true talk
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by cupidhero(m): 7:02am On Apr 27, 2015
But i'm just a soul whose intentions are good, oh gosh please don't let me be MISUNDERSTOOD.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by motherlode: 7:04am On Apr 27, 2015
mirexxx: [/b]

oya guys come and deny. grin

You just lied!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by pmann2(m): 7:05am On Apr 27, 2015
This generation women FAKE everything, how can anything REAL come out from them?... PHCN is even more reliable than most of them... Women who often accuse men of telling lies are full of lies, guys don't hesitate to run for your life when you meet such women... They don't believe anything you tell them because they know nothing truthful comes out of them... I nor fit shout abeg
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by XBLadez: 7:07am On Apr 27, 2015
Bullshit! Most of this ain't true. I mean, what kind of guy will tell you he doesn't watch porn?
Meanwhile, u can never compare the weight of a girl's lie to a guy's. It's easy to tell a guy is lying but when a girl does............she adds tears to it!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Toks2008(m): 7:09am On Apr 27, 2015
I don't know what anyone will say but I DON'T DO ANY OF THOSE

As for the porn aspect,trust me we all watch porn because pornography is everywhere in this present day with the musical videos,Hollywood,Nollywood,ghollywood and even half naked chics going about.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Toks2008(m): 7:11am On Apr 27, 2015
pmann2:
This generation women FAKE everything, how can anything REAL come out from them?... PHCN is even more reliable than most of them... Women who often accuse men of telling lies are full of lies, guys don't hesitate to run for your life when you meet such women... They don't believe anything you tell them because they know nothing truthful comes out of them... I nor fit shout abeg


The craziest part is that ladies use artificial hair,eye lashes,nails,eye lens,padded bra,waist trainers,concealers even fake butts, and so many more YET THEY ALWAYS SAY "THEY WANT REAL MEN"

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 7:15am On Apr 27, 2015
TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone
cheesy cheesy Babe, it all depends. Not every guy deny the girlfriend thing. It's only guys who are insecure.

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