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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by jaydee87(m): 7:16am On Apr 27, 2015
ronald4lif:
How come I'm hearing these lines for the first time. Can any guy confirm if this is true. wink

seriously a hearing all this for the first time too...
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by cuwakwere(m): 7:17am On Apr 27, 2015
DrAify:
Seriously I gat nothing with her...She is the one stalking me...Blatant lies
lol spot on
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by cuwakwere(m): 7:19am On Apr 27, 2015
whizqueen:
She is jes a friend. Nothing more.
cheesy
Yes.. Not wify we meant
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Missmossy(f): 7:20am On Apr 27, 2015
Lol grin

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by folba(m): 7:21am On Apr 27, 2015
Nobody holy pass jor,the saints are yet to be born.But babes makes us lie tho because that's what they always want to hear.

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by charijee(f): 7:34am On Apr 27, 2015
How she got my number is still a mystery......I don't even bother picking her calls. ...
If I hear. .....

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by owolawitola(f): 7:38am On Apr 27, 2015
Lol thanks
Qyubee:

wow, u're a cutie!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by owolawitola(f): 7:39am On Apr 27, 2015
Lool eyah pele

Thanks wink
lagmostkuit:

Yeah bae, I did.. embarassed

U're cute! wink
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 7:40am On Apr 27, 2015
owolawitola:
Lool eyah pele

Thanks wink
Uwc sweet..
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Omotayor123(f): 7:40am On Apr 27, 2015
[quote author=mirexxx post=33143819][b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one undecided

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are. undecided

5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio undecided and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.


8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really? undecided

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good. cheesy


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]



Nice one girl.....

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 7:46am On Apr 27, 2015
Cutehector:
mind ur biz
woman rapper, guys lyk u on nairaland dserv to b transgender.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by jaydee87(m): 7:49am On Apr 27, 2015
I Dont call them lies but a getaway from answering other questions
but I dint see this among the getaways 'I cannot live without you'
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by AsanwaKC(f): 7:56am On Apr 27, 2015
she's just a friend...hmmm..so na lie this guy de tell me. ok I don wise up
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by gimmesome(m): 8:13am On Apr 27, 2015
But come to think of it....GIRLS PREFER DISHONEST GUYS TO THE HONEST GUYS....you can evn see som of them tell their friends....''he swept me of my feet n blew me away wt his lies'' or ''dat guy sabi lie oo''{still currently dating him oo}
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by beyondwalls: 8:15am On Apr 27, 2015
Well, as for no. 1 i think it's extremely difficult for ladies to believe that guys who are (appeared to be) matured and doing well do not have a gf/wife and may be the same for guys too. BUt it happens!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by kingilemona298(m): 8:20am On Apr 27, 2015
I will not come* inside grin
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Tbillz(m): 8:36am On Apr 27, 2015
mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one undecided

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are. undecided

5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio undecided and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.


8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really? undecided

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good. cheesy


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]



oya guys come and deny. grin
if all these are from experience then I think U've had terrible guys in the past!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by sconp: 8:52am On Apr 27, 2015
mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


. grin
This isn't always a lie, so now na crime for guy to dey single
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by rabbuy(m): 8:58am On Apr 27, 2015
Real niggas say wha he never told no lie.

















Sippin coffee chilling for the counter threads. Till then la commentus moi reseviour
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by kentosman(m): 9:02am On Apr 27, 2015
TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone

Una own worse ooo! just forget nne
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Everydaeguy(m): 9:19am On Apr 27, 2015
mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one undecided

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are. undecided

5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio undecided and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.


8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really? undecided

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good. cheesy


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]



oya guys come and deny. grin
you mean the whole world to me....its you or no other...I can't imagine my life without you...you are beautiful..she's just a friend....I'l call you later....all these are BULLSH*T

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 9:26am On Apr 27, 2015
TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone
Like are u for real?
They? U mean all men are the same?
Don't generalise ur point of view
*staring @ her*
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 9:29am On Apr 27, 2015
ronald4lif:
How come I'm hearing these lines for the first time. Can any guy confirm if this is true. wink
Mehn... Those lines are for players not God fearing guys out there...
To me... Am just seeing them for the 1st time
*adjust tie*
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by vickylois(f): 9:33am On Apr 27, 2015
She's just a friend.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by TrishaP(f): 9:43am On Apr 27, 2015
Godvilla:
Like are u for real?
They? U mean all men are the same?
Don't generalise ur point of view
*staring @ her*
I was actually referring to the ones I've come in contact with.
*now stop staring*
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by deevatee(f): 9:55am On Apr 27, 2015
Am telling u! Once a guy walked up to me for dier usual toasting,and he's like pretty angel "can I. Talk to u pls" I quickly scaned my sharp eyes tru his fingers and saw dat ring mark we were warned abt here on nairaland on his marriage finger..and hmm I jst told him off wit imediate effect wit "sory sir am in a hurry. #Lifeistooshorttodatemarriedmenabeg#
TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by TrishaP(f): 10:07am On Apr 27, 2015
deevatee:
Am telling u! Once a guy walked up to me for dier usual toasting,and he's like pretty angel "can I. Talk to u pls" I quickly scaned my sharp eyes tru his fingers and saw dat ring mark we were warned abt here on nairaland on his marriage finger..and hmm I jst told him off wit imediate effect wit "sory sir am in a hurry. #Lifeistooshorttodatemarriedmenabeg#
You dey mind them.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 10:50am On Apr 27, 2015
TrishaP:

I was actually referring to the ones I've come in contact with.
*now stop staring*
Okies.... I pray u come across the good ones like moi
*Cant stop staring @ her*
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by ndividual: 11:19am On Apr 27, 2015
If you're still attracting guys like this in this day and age, something must be wrong with you. Can perfume attract flies? Mtchew.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by ndividual: 11:55am On Apr 27, 2015
mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one undecided

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are. undecided

5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio undecided and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.


8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really? undecided

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good. cheesy


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]



oya guys come and deny. grin

If you're encountering guys like this regularly, the issue lies with you. Can a perfume attract flies? Mtchew.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by nairabetguru(m): 12:05pm On Apr 27, 2015
mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one undecided

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are. undecided

5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio undecided and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.


8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really? undecided

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good. cheesy


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]



oya guys come and deny. grin






ladies are more guilty of number 8

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