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Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 1:24am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:



m not pained b!tch
u not my match
I evn gave u a 3rd grade bash


*tries to hug her*

grin grin

See dis fool! Whu told u I'm hurt?
Well, I enjoyed d bashin, its one of d tins dat make NL, esp. romanceland fun. See u another time, gudnite sinaj from uniport.

i dnt derive joy in bashing buh u forced me to do it evn afta I warned you dat u might get hurt wink
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:25am On Apr 28, 2015
Chiam55:


*locks all doors and Windows, collects the cross and a gun and hides under her bed waiting*

*picks up phone*

*dials jason and Freddy*

"Guys we have a RAPE mission nd yeah she is damn haaaawwwwtttt"
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by sinaj(f): 1:26am On Apr 28, 2015
Blebleswag:

Of cos u re nt my class, common uniport studt, yea, dats where u studyin


assshole mistakin match for class smh!

I guess u study in Cambridge wink

I can tell dat d value of Cambridge av fallen from ur out output.


Country Uni. Rock bae cool
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:26am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:


push him

I go position diz orijin bottle for ya head o!

Heeeyyyy!! Nor lemme whoz u slap ooo.

Behave urself!! Dis is a quickie. I wld be done soon.

*continues hacking the punnany* grin
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by sinaj(f): 1:27am On Apr 28, 2015
kinglekan:


*picks up phone*

*dials jason and Freddy*

"Guys we have a RAPE mission nd yeah she is damn haaaawwwwtttt"


picks phone nd dial 112

ring..............

chai diz piple dan sleep o! embarassed
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by sinaj(f): 1:28am On Apr 28, 2015
kinglekan:


Heeeyyyy!! Nor lemme whoz u slap ooo.

Behave urself!! Dis is a quickie. I wld be done soon.

*continues hacking the punnany* grin

*hits bottle on his head*

nd run
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by sinaj(f): 1:30am On Apr 28, 2015
[quote author=Blebleswag post=33182893][/quote]


xwit drimz dearie

*kiss*

dnt forget to pray
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:31am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:


*hits bottle on his head*

nd run

Oooucchhhh!!!

My head oooo!!!!

Sinaj if I catch u ehnnnnn
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 1:32am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:



assshole mistakin match for class smh!

I guess u study in Cambridge wink

I can tell dat d value of Cambridge av fallen from ur out output.


Country Uni. Rock bae cool
I dnt sch overseas, buh I won't disclosed my sch to u.
In ur sch lies all kinds of bitches, in ur sch is where u wil hear uniport gel sextape linked, uniport babe beheaded by unknown ritualist, uniport babe upload nude pics, gud news dnt always comes from there.
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 1:34am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:



xwit drimz dearie

*kiss*

dnt forget to pray
I no sleep again.
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 1:34am On Apr 28, 2015
kinglekan:
I can see sassychic forming stealth mode. grin
Lmao cheesy
Was it not you that brought me here? angry
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:36am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:

Lmao cheesy
Was it not you that brought me here? angry

Yipeee!! She is stil up. Been seeing u peeping into Adult sections?

What were u doing dere? grin
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 1:40am On Apr 28, 2015
kinglekan:


Yipeee!! She is stil up. Been seeing u peeping into Adult sections?

What were u doing dere? grin
Chai!
The way you codedly yab me ehn embarassed cry
Iss me you're calling underaged o angry
Carry on angry
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:44am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:

Chai!
The way you codedly yab me ehn embarassed cry
Iss me you're calling underaged o angry
Carry on angry

Baby nor be so ooo!

U sef too dey use ur lawyer head dey anaylse too much. grin

How u dey naaa? smiley
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by tochibaby(f): 1:45am On Apr 28, 2015
lordkrato:



Aww... What a lame comeback... embarassed

Your words betray a deep emptiness, hope you get a sense of direction soon sha..

[size=28pt] When your head is filled with "k,k,k" and your still broke, then you have issues.[/size]

Bon nuit ashana..

Who the fvck do you think you are?
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 1:46am On Apr 28, 2015
kinglekan:


Baby nor be so ooo!

U sef too dey use ur lawyer head dey anaylse too much. grin

How u dey naaa? smiley
grin
I'm fine o
Battling with Law of Contract here angry
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:49am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:

grin
I'm fine o
Battling with Law of Contract here angry

Eeyaaa!!

Law of contract is interesting naaa. Is it PK fogam's own u are reading?
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 1:50am On Apr 28, 2015
kinglekan:


Eeyaaa!!

Law of contract is interesting naaa. Is it PK fogam's own u are reading?
Naah
Sagay
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:51am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:

Naah
Sagay

Okies, prepn for test? Or exam don start?
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by sinaj(f): 1:54am On Apr 28, 2015
Blebleswag:

I dnt sch overseas, buh I won't disclosed my sch to u.
In ur sch lies all kinds of bitches, in ur sch is where u wil hear uniport gel sextape linked, uniport babe beheaded by unknown ritualist, uniport babe upload nude pics, gud news dnt always comes from there.

*faints*

mehn!!!

Lordkrato nd kingleklan diz una babe de murder English o! grin grin grin

e b lyk she frm Mama P. lineage cheesy
.……………………………………………………………

bae itz 'disclose' nd nt disclosed

itz leaked nd nt linked

bae itz high time u changed Uni. how bout dat wink

as for d controversies, itz a general phenomenon.
it happens in private uni. nd evn covenant uni. too.

as for da goodies, Uniport av produced celebrities nd av achieved more too.

ow about a visit to our skul library to read more about itz achievemnt.

we are currently celebrating Uniport @ 40, u wil njoy it cool

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Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 1:55am On Apr 28, 2015
kinglekan:


Okies, prepn for test? Or exam don start?
Exam is in 2 weeks embarassed

You nightcrawler grin
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:58am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:

Exam is in 2 weeks embarassed

You nightcrawler grin

Oh culll!!

Yeah kinda!! U wanna get initiated? wink
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 2:05am On Apr 28, 2015
kinglekan:


Oh culll!!

Yeah kinda!! U wanna get initiated? wink
No thanks grin
I'll pass lipsrsealed
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 2:15am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:

No thanks grin
I'll pass lipsrsealed

Hehehehe, lemme let u read ya book. Make sure u don't doze off. wink
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 2:20am On Apr 28, 2015
kinglekan:


Hehehehe, lemme let u read ya book. Make sure u don't doze off. wink

Yessir!
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 2:23am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:


*faints*

mehn!!!

Lordkrato nd kingleklan diz una babe de murder English o! grin grin grin

e b lyk she frm Mama P. lineage cheesy
.……………………………………………………………

bae itz 'disclose' nd nt disclosed

itz leaked nd nt linked

bae itz high time u changed Uni. how bout dat wink

as for d controversies, itz a general phenomenon.
it happens in private uni. nd evn covenant uni. too.

as for da goodies, Uniport av produced celebrities nd av achieved more too.

ow about a visit to our skul library to read more about itz achievemnt.

we are currently celebrating Uniport @ 40, u wil njoy it cool

Sinaj I go beat u oooo!!

My head still dey pain me for d bottle wey u dey knack am. U con dey call me make I con look anoda tin.

undecided
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 2:24am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:

Yessir!

wink
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 5:04am On Apr 28, 2015
~ Why do people think women are so difficult or burdensome to understand.

They are the weaker human species ...if anyone should be classified as unpredictable or not easy to understand and grasp, then its the male breed.. IMO

A similar thread to this was created lately ..
I think one of the key factors is Jealousy.. the women folks bask in that hideous act and even flaunt it shamelessly and proudly.. at least when Men have beefs, they don't start eyeing themselves and involving in all sort of craziness. They stay clear and avoid each other rather..

• Pettiness/ Gossiping/ Insecurity/ Ego/ Timorousness ..all these are also why the female folks act like rivals ..
Don't get me wrong, Healthy competition is a welcome development as it fosters society growth bit when sstupid things are being struggled over passionately, them it becomes pettiness..
Don't be surprised if that female top bank worker is at war with a NYSC junior staff because of a man or because she thinks the Junior staff is more prettier than her...

You are very right in likening the behavioural display of women to CRABS IN A BUCKET...
cos they do have that attitude and mentality

Amaka: Can you believe that bbitch called nneka snatched my boyfriend from me

Zainab: Damnnn..we need to discipline that wwhore

Amaka: I can't take this...we must teach her a lesson..if I can't have him then she also can't have him..


Please women ..stop all these pettiness and fuckery.
If only you could direct the energy you use in being emotional, excessively making up , gossiping, back biting, and etcetera to building yourselves and unleashing your infinite potentials..

Its so sad that I only get to see very few intelligent women that can stand toe to toe with any man..mentally, academically etc ..and that's my mum of course, my sister, my gf and like 5 others..but majority of the other girls are bimbos



Please I got an advise to young girls especially..
~ Please avoid gossip shows on T.V.. as they affect and you subconsciously
~ Never take Kim Kardashian as a role model.. - Please this Lady is only popular cos of a sex tape..3 known black girls have slept and banged the crap out of her Armenian ass, and she's an Epitome of fakeness.. fake butts/boobs(Nicki Minaj) ..even her lifestyle is fake.....
All these things affect us subliminally.. so stop watching keeping up with the kardashians too ..

try keeping up with yourselves rather...
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Josyjay(m): 6:02am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:


*faints*

mehn!!!

Lordkrato nd kingleklan diz una babe de murder English o! grin grin grin

e b lyk she frm Mama P. lineage cheesy
.……………………………………………………………

bae itz 'disclose' nd nt disclosed

itz leaked nd nt linked

bae itz high time u changed Uni. how bout dat wink

as for d controversies, itz a general phenomenon.
it happens in private uni. nd evn covenant uni. too.

as for da goodies, Uniport av produced celebrities nd av achieved more too.

ow about a visit to our skul library to read more about itz achievemnt.

we are currently celebrating Uniport @ 40, u wil njoy it cool
UNIQUE UNIPORT

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Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by lordkrato(m): 6:53am On Apr 28, 2015
tochibaby:


Who the fvck do you think you are?

I should be asking you, who just crawled out from whatever rock you came from.

I guess business was good last night so I'll let you go Scot free.

It's your delirium that's interfering with your miniature cerebrum.
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Beamborla(f): 7:11am On Apr 28, 2015
Very very very funny thread!
Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by Nobody: 8:22am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:


no o!!!

whu go come de giv mw weed na

Ipledge go tell am sad
I see you lipsrsealed

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