seunmumu1:
Chai!! Bro op, you have killed me with nostalgic remains of my encounter with Miriam a beautiful bootylicious girl I met in service year. Front bumper na die! Bach bumper na war but hygiene was poor. The first day I opened her legs after much smooching,the odour that proceeded from the honey enclave was like that of rotten fish.I had to shut the enclave with her second leg and feign an imaginary call just to find an excuse to rush out. Damn!! Since that day I never near am again.
I wanted a nice tIme not death penalty

Mizdeee:


*calls Clark Kent to the rescue *

Emmmm.. The thread is not really my thing na

Daughterzion:
uhm he is a guy

stchinedu:

*lafs loud and falls from bed*
O boi....you wicked o

*still laffin after glancing at the comment the send time*

BUTCHCASSIDY:
tha

Liar!
U ate that a$$
Ate it like you was starving

majalisa:
Thank God!

Rajjah:
Mtchew, giving head is not one of my religion ethics. We dont do it. Groooose, hw can u even tink of doing dat?

Humblebloke:
The other day a girl friend of mine, not girlfriend but girl
friend came over and we got drunk and had
sex.

She wanted me to go down on her so i did. When i got
near the area i smelt the nastiest shit ever. It was so nasty
,i almost threw up but i didnt want to
offend her her so I used my toes




To you ladies out there.... Hygiene is really important!

Humblebloke:
The other day a girl friend of mine, not girlfriend but girl
friend came over and we got drunk and had
sex.

She wanted me to go down on her so i did. When i got
near the area i smelt the nastiest shit ever. It was so nasty
,i almost threw up but i didnt want to
offend her her so I used my toes




To you ladies out there.... Hygiene is really important!

Pinkieblue:


As in ur dirty toes from ur stinking shoe And u decided 2 add more germs 2 d dirty environment When she starts scratching u will say she is a dirty girl

seunmumu1:
Shebi na you chop d one wey I remain? Yeye

Pinkieblue:


As in ur dirty toes from ur stinking shoe And u decided 2 add more germs 2 d dirty environment When she starts scratching u will say she is a dirty girl

fyneboi79:
Its even best to advise a cold shower and head given immediately after. But damn that smell!! Yuk. *Runs out of thread*

Humblebloke:



My toes are always squeaky clean



I actually did her a favour..... U should feel sorry for my toes!!!

fyneboi79:
This is my own opinion,you can have yours.
But for me,if you have never been given "head" while you are in a relationship,then you are either a dirty person or not so clean.
When I meet a lady,first thing I check out is her toe and finger nails. And if they are dirty,then count me out cos there is bound to be hygiene issues and I can't stand a dirty lady. Sex between a male and a female requires utmost hygiene to be able to enjoy the closeness.
1. Fresh breath
2.trimmed armpit and pubic hairs.
3.Smooth skin.
4.Nicely cut toe nails.
5.Nice body fragrance.
6.Neat outfit and underwear.
How many guys here would say they haven't smelt their fingers after using it to tease a lady till she losses control?And when we smell and it smells good then we may as well conclude,"maybe I will give this babe a head next time". So if you have never got the head treatment,then check yourself. Tell me what guy would be able to resist you with these qualities. ( Guys What's your own opinion on this?)

seunmumu1:
*Falls from chair* Chei!! Bro,u go kill person for here o!
Come Lilian go and wash dat kpekus well before u climb dis bed cos if I hear any fish smell I go roast you with better slap

Humblebloke:


My toes suffer dat day o!



U better go and supervise dat kpekus urself to avoid stories......

Humblebloke:



My toes are always squeaky clean



I actually did her a favour..... U should feel sorry for my toes!!!

fyneboi79:
What are you thanking God for?

majalisa:
for making my olfactory lobes tolerant to the smell of a skunk

Pinkieblue:


Hahahahaha, squeaky clean indeed, thats how '' I go dye'' the comedian will say hez fresher than ramsey noah

fyneboi79:
*dies* We give up.

chrisbaby24:
Hahaha...guys una funny die....
Na true talk sha...some girls yonder dey smell die...
Na wetin happen between me and my ex...I just invite d babe cum my rum....after sum talking and watchin of sum erotic movies...body language change...na so we dey touch touch and kiss kiss...pull off her clothes...open de yonder make I explore...broosssss dey kain smell wey commot frm dat place ehh no be here...I was STANKED...I just put my CD manage bleep am...na so I tell make she dey go .......as she go na em me open my windows, doors and even spray air freshner...still d smell no gree go dwn...sum of friends cum around say dem wan play game...as d enter d room na so dem dey ask me which kain rat die for my room wey I just leave am here since I no wan find am troway...I just hiss and eyed all of dem...and I go outside go siddon ...
Pls ladies make una try to dey stay neat for d yonder side...

TeamVaseline:
I dont like when girl yansh an kitty Kat is smelling, cause Vaseline like to eat yansh an kitty

Please were new pant in morning an night an shave ya forest to

If stay in Naija, please wash more cause of humid in the country, small tin na sweat, so wash twice day.

Smartini:
Bros, you KNEW that place was stinking, yet you put your stuff inside and enjoyed till you released your akamu. After your konjitilis has been treated, then you remember she's dirty... You're both dirty. The fact that you spent probably an hour drilling a hole that stinks like dead rat doesn't portray you as a neat person... If you had that "Clean Syndrome" in you, you'd have repulsed and your excitement for her nullified once you immediately percieve that odour... If you meet 100 girls with smelly ahem, you'll still sleep with all of them and later complain and advice... Na waa for you ooh

Smartini:
Bros, you KNEW that place was stinking, yet you put your stuff inside and enjoyed till you released your akamu. After your konjitilis has been treated, then you remember she's dirty... You're both dirty. The fact that you spent probably an hour drilling a hole that stinks like dead rat doesn't portray you as a neat person... If you had that "Clean Syndrome" in you, you'd have repulsed and your excitement for her nullified once you immediately percieve that odour... If you meet 100 girls with smelly ahem, you'll still sleep with all of them and later complain and advice... Na waa for you ooh