The bro code is a sacred code that is to be followed by bro's always. Some of them are as follows:
1) you must always got Ur bro's back. no exemptions!
2) when your bro's gf inquires about his whereabouts, you know nothing, always.
3) bro's over hoes always. rule may be seasoned to taste by bro's
4) bro is always allowed to do something stupid, as long as the rest of the bro are doing it.
5) a bro shall dump whatever he is doing and rush to help his bro dump a chick.
6) bro shall never dance with his arms above his head.
7) When flipping through TV channels with the bro's, a bro isn't allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs.
bro shall always in timely manner alert fellow bro's to a girl fight.
9) even in a fight to the death, Bro shall never punch another bro in the groin.
10) a bro never cries
11) bro never wears pink
12) a bro shall never reveal how many chicks he has banged to a chick
13) when asked 'do you need help' bro shall auto reply 'I got it' whether he has got it or not.
14)bro shall always honor thy father and mother, for they were once bro's and chicks.
15) bro is under no obligation to open door for another bro.
16) you shall always make exemptions for a bro's actions when he is drunk.
17)bro shall never give details of a sexual encounter. it makes a bro imagine you naked, its unforgivable
18) Bro shall never cockblock a fellow bro.
19) if a chick falls into any of this criteria, she is off limits till the end of time -was a bro's ex, -bro specifically told you he wants her, - bro's sis.
20) birthday and Christmas presents are optional. beers always makes a great gift.
21) it's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. in certain circumstances, relationships maybe classified as 'games'
22) bro shall never sing and dance at the same time.
23) bro shall never carry a woman's handbag.
24) bro shall never cry during a movie.
25) bro shall never watch Indecency together, in event they do, NEVER touch a fellow bro.
26) bro shall never sip alcoholic drink with a straw.
27) word cute shall not be used, except to describe a chick they want to bone.
28) bro shall never make kissing face in a photo.
29) whatever happens between bro's, stays between bro's
30) love thy neigh-bro
Also it is to be noted that there Is no rule prohibiting a woman from been a bro!
Feel free to add urs bro's
cc: lalasticlala

Mehn!!!!!!!!! I like this and almost everything is true and correct
-never showcase your D1ck to a bro even if it is to prove a point unless its a bet.
Unfortunately, a bro broke this rule yesterday

Nneka123:
ok i had to modify Took my time to read it. Interesting!

Here is mine.

* You never hit on the same chick that a bro is hitting on

*Sisters of the bro are off-limits for you to date

* Don't describe the size of your weenie to a bro

That's the only ones i know

Same bro attempted to break the emboldened rule above thank goodness I have a sharp sister

ok i had to modify Took my time to read it. Interesting!

Here is mine.

* You never hit on the same chick that a bro is hitting on

*Sisters of the bro are off-limits for you to date

* Don't describe the size of your weenie to a bro

That's the only ones i know

Nneka123:

bro!!!!!!!!!!

Lol

SuperSuave:
Mehn!!!!!!!!! I like this and almost everything is true and correct

Ya head dey dia!

SuperSuave:
bro!!!!!!!!!!

uncle!!!!!!

Nneka123:
ok i had to modify Took my time to read it. Interesting!

Here is mine.

* You never hit on the same chick that a bro is hitting on

*Sisters of the bro are off-limits for you to date

* Don't describe the size of your weenie to a bro

That's the only ones i know

Weenie? Looool

Nneka123:
ok i had to modify Took my time to read it. Interesting!

Here is mine.

* You never hit on the same chick that a bro is hitting on

*Sisters of the bro are off-limits for you to date

* Don't describe the size of your weenie to a bro

That's the only ones i know

You scored 87%

Most of your points are on point

Reminds me of something that happened to me sometime back. My hommie was dating this lady. And then she was asking me out at that same time. Sometimes, she would be laying on him and sending me msgs of how much she loves and wants to be with me. Even said I was the one she was tripping for...bla bla bla!

It got to a point I had to give her a very stern warning to back off or I was going to tell my hommie.

Bottom line is, I don't even know where she is today. But me and my hommie are still brothers.

Never ever go after your hommie's girlfriend or even ex

1. A Bro must never discuss a bro with a hoe.
2. A bro's call must never be ignored.
3. Except when in the shower room after a game, wieners' talk are off limits amongst bros.
4. A bro must never retain contact with a bro's ex. No loyalty owed.
5. The only instance where a bro can ask his hoe for cash is to attend a bro's hangout.

CFCfan:

You scored 87%

After all my efforts?

Just look!
This is the kinda post that'll get certain kind of 'bros' excited
In their mind den don't form bro code

ssh!!t nigggazz still playing my old ssh!!t but you ssh!!t is like police asking us questions' niggger we dont know ssh!!t

I'm not bound by silly codes sha. I'd pick a nice girl (ho is offensive) over an evil bro any day. I've risen above the gender hype.

VhatAmazingDude:
1. A Bro must never discuss a bro with a hoe.
2. A bro's call must never be ignored.
3. Except when in the shower room after a game, wieners' talk are off limits amongst bros.
4. A bro must never retain contact with a bro's ex. No loyalty owed.
5. The only instance where a bro can ask his hoe for cash is to attend a bro's hangout.

number 2, I dare not break that rule, its very very important cos you might never know what the call is meant for

..

Oahray:
I'm not bound by silly codes sha. I'd pick a nice girl (ho is offensive) over an evil bro any day. I've risen above the gender hype.

easy, 'bro' here doesn't translate to 'every guy' it just means your own close pals, your circle!

oppybouy:

easy, 'bro' here doesn't translate to 'every guy' it just means your own close pals, your circle!

so one can't have an evil bro in his circle?

zicoraads:
Most of your points are on point

Reminds me of something that happened to me sometime back. My hommie was dating this lady. And then she was asking me out at that same time. Sometimes, she would be laying on him and sending me msgs of how much she loves and wants to be with me. Even said I was the one she was tripping for...bla bla bla!

It got to a point I had to give her a very stern warning to back off or I was going to tell my hommie.

Bottom line is, I don't even know where she is today. But me and my hommie are still brothers.

Never ever go after your hommie's girlfriend or even ex

Zicorads!!!!!!!
I might have a clue

Oahray:
so one can't have an evil bro in his circle?

he wouldn't be a bro then, would he?

oppybouy:

he wouldn't be a bro then, would he?

lol. Why do you people think in black and white? So the evil guys everywhere aren't bros in anyone's circle?

Face it, gender doesn't make anyone unchangeably loyal, neither does it bestow anyone with excellent qualities. Even Jesus had a bad bro in his circle.

Nneka123:
ok i had to modify Took my time to read it. Interesting!

Here is mine.

* You never hit on the same chick that a bro is hitting on

*Sisters of the bro are off-limits for you to date

* Don't describe the size of your weenie to a bro

That's the only ones i know

Are u a 'bro'?