Regardless of how it is described, fart, gas, ‘mess’,
pollute, flatulence is that rancid air that people release
when the bacteria that reside in the human colon, digest
or ferment food that has been absorbed by
gastrointestinal (GI) tract before reaching the colon. I
understand it smells that bad due to the presence of
trace gas like skatole, indole and sulfur containing
compounds.
I used to think that farting at others was a childish /
adolescent prank that people in that age bracket rascally
indulge in; until I came across a picture with a caption
that says ‘if your partner has never farted in your
presence, end the relationship because he/she may be
hiding more dangerous secrets’.
That caption brought back some ugly memories of
‘friends’ who farted loudly and shamelessly during group
study periods in the university. And they even proudly
defend the act as ‘natural’ and ‘expected’, assailing our
nostrils with such putrefaction.
Let us face it, when we release gas even in our privacy,
we are sometimes shocked at what we perceive and
wonder how such can come from any living person.
Some people’s farts are so acrid; they are capable of
inconveniencing even the dead. Why in the world should
others be made to bear this burden? Aiming farts at
people in my opinion is the height of insensitivity. If you
looked closely at such perpetrators, they also take others
for a ride in many other areas of life. And please
everyone, I do realize that some wayward gas can
accidentally escape one as ‘accidental discharge’;
especially during the restful state of sleep, when nature
and bodily organs are in alignment. However, when
people discharge their gases indiscriminately at others
without due regard to offending their sensibilities; that is
simply taking an already bad joke too far. When it is
done once, it could be deemed an accident. A second
time may be pardoned as a coincidence. The third time
however, is clear enemy action! As it is, even a dog
knows the difference between being stumbled upon and
being kicked at.
Some people are blessed or rather cursed with digestive
systems that enable them recycle wastes in their body,
so that they may not need to take a dump for a whole
week. Please can anyone testify to the concentrated
ammonia gas they release when they fart before others?
Especially when their digested bean meal is in the mix?
Those who get a kick out of expressing themselves
through their lower orifice at the expense of others
should pay attention: it is not funny! Those of us you
afflict do not appreciate such stinking episodes. Please
stop it. For the sake of having regard for one another
and decency stop it. Even if you need to seek medical
help, just in case you claim it’s uncontrollable, just stop
it already!
Can anyone even imagine someone farting whether
silently or with a bang during an interview or a business
meeting with a boss; or on that first date during dinner?
So why is it now done with certain deliberateness to
those we claim we are closest to, be they friends,
spouse or family members?
Farting at people is just cruel, degrading, indecent and
inhuman treatment from the perpetrator. I may be wrong,
but I have a feeling a Judge will indeed consider
dissolving a marriage where the petitioner complains that
the spouse relentlessly farts at him/her; causing a feeling
of worthlessness, and generally resulting in
psychological stress, emotional trauma, psychiatric
damage and nervous shock!
Has anyone experienced that moment when a long
distance flight lands, and everyone stands up at once
thereby ensuring the walkway is clogged; only for some
naughty passenger to release that silent gas into the
now depressurized cabin that makes the saliva in your
mouth sour? Apologies to those whom this piece
offends with obnoxious imageries; believe me I am
equally disgusted writing it.
A word of caution though, to whom it may concern: the
next time your stomach rumbles and you have a sudden
urge to release noxious substance into God’s green
earth, I beg I beg I beg, park well and do it away from
me. A word, it has been tirelessly said, is enough for the
wise!
Source:
www.bellanaija.com

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Survivor33:
Regardless of how it is described, fart, gas, ‘mess’,
pollute, flatulence is that rancid air that people release
when the bacteria that reside in the human colon, digest
or ferment food that has been absorbed by
gastrointestinal (GI) tract before reaching the colon. I
understand it smells that bad due to the presence of
trace gas like skatole, indole and sulfur containing
compounds.
I used to think that farting at others was a childish /
adolescent prank that people in that age bracket rascally
indulge in; until I came across a picture with a caption
that says ‘if your partner has never farted in your
presence, end the relationship because he/she may be
hiding more dangerous secrets’.
That caption brought back some ugly memories of
‘friends’ who farted loudly and shamelessly during group
study periods in the university. And they even proudly
defend the act as ‘natural’ and ‘expected’, assailing our
nostrils with such putrefaction.
Let us face it, when we release gas even in our privacy,
we are sometimes shocked at what we perceive and
wonder how such can come from any living person.
Some people’s farts are so acrid; they are capable of
inconveniencing even the dead. Why in the world should
others be made to bear this burden? Aiming farts at
people in my opinion is the height of insensitivity. If you
looked closely at such perpetrators, they also take others
for a ride in many other areas of life. And please
everyone, I do realize that some wayward gas can
accidentally escape one as ‘accidental discharge’;
especially during the restful state of sleep, when nature
and bodily organs are in alignment. However, when
people discharge their gases indiscriminately at others
without due regard to offending their sensibilities; that is
simply taking an already bad joke too far. When it is
done once, it could be deemed an accident. A second
time may be pardoned as a coincidence. The third time
however, is clear enemy action! As it is, even a dog
knows the difference between being stumbled upon and
being kicked at.
Some people are blessed or rather cursed with digestive
systems that enable them recycle wastes in their body,
so that they may not need to take a dump for a whole
week. Please can anyone testify to the concentrated
ammonia gas they release when they fart before others?
Especially when their digested bean meal is in the mix?
Those who get a kick out of expressing themselves
through their lower orifice at the expense of others
should pay attention: it is not funny! Those of us you
afflict do not appreciate such stinking episodes. Please
stop it. For the sake of having regard for one another
and decency stop it. Even if you need to seek medical
help, just in case you claim it’s uncontrollable, just stop
it already!
Can anyone even imagine someone farting whether
silently or with a bang during an interview or a business
meeting with a boss; or on that first date during dinner?
So why is it now done with certain deliberateness to
those we claim we are closest to, be they friends,
spouse or family members?
Farting at people is just cruel, degrading, indecent and
inhuman treatment from the perpetrator. I may be wrong,
but I have a feeling a Judge will indeed consider
dissolving a marriage where the petitioner complains that
the spouse relentlessly farts at him/her; causing a feeling
of worthlessness, and generally resulting in
psychological stress, emotional trauma, psychiatric
damage and nervous shock!
Has anyone experienced that moment when a long
distance flight lands, and everyone stands up at once
thereby ensuring the walkway is clogged; only for some
naughty passenger to release that silent gas into the
now depressurized cabin that makes the saliva in your
mouth sour? Apologies to those whom this piece
offends with obnoxious imageries; believe me I am
equally disgusted writing it.
A word of caution though, to whom it may concern: the
next time your stomach rumbles and you have a sudden
urge to release noxious substance into God’s green
earth, I beg I beg I beg, park well and do it away from
me. A word, it has been tirelessly said, is enough for the
wise!
Source:
www.bellanaija.com

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