MrCrackles:

So Ennnyluv is Dayokanu's lover then?

tope2000:

Sauron n i havent visited u guys beach villa yet, we must come and visit too
dayo is now witg ennyluv?? una just dey pass her around??

debosky:

Yeah, DK likes em thick - Earthrealm is his jump off.  
Come and visit, Sharon will stay with the gateman while you'll join me in the jacuzzi.

tope2000:

Sub-literate ko

lol . . . . . . .i guess double dating sounds better than cheating
Debo is with ennyluv?? u had berra dont let busy body see this?

MrCrackles:

U wan wounjure?

~Sauron~:

I will be giving Busy Body some massage while u are bonding with Debo.

Don't crucify me. . . . .It was Debosky that hit the nail on it's head.

Busy-body?? I can't believe that babe is a cheat.
She was singing love song in ma ears last week so she's with Debo??
Can we have a "cheaters thread" on Nairaland where we can name n shame classic cheats??

debosky:

Yeah, DK likes em thick - Earthrealm is his jump off.
Come and visit, Sharon will stay with the gateman while you'll join me in the jacuzzi.

Pass her around? Nah, she came complaining to me about DK looking at hot trash, I told her to get those dark shades and now DK is head over heels in love.

tope2000:

Lol . . . . . . what are we going to be discussng in the jacuzzi??

tope2000:

Dont lemme chop off ur thingy o  

Hit what on the head

She was calling debo sugarplum, peaches, honeypie, sweetiepie and so many other yesterday o

debosky:

Things that make you go 'mmmmh'

~Sauron~:

U touch ma thingy and i will cut off the 2 apples on your chest.

Hit the hammer on y'all heads.

Hmmmmmmm. That chic is cunning.

tope2000:

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh. . . . . . mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhh . . . .
where is this beach villa located sef, shud i bring my bikinis along??

tope2000:

So what will our baby suck on na??

Just dont tell her i told u o. hmmm

DaPhoenix:

Debo, I thought we were dating.

debosky:

It's optional.

If you insist, I have a diamond encrusted one available (just send me the size of your blom blom so I can get it adjusted )

~Sauron~:

Ennyluv's chesticles.

Ma lips are  
Meanwhile, why should a babe cheat??

tope2000:

Just dont tell her i told u o. hmmm

Busy_body:

What is the thread about again? Cheating or swinging
No be one road reach market again, abeg I am in for both oh jare

Your secrets are safe with me, VILLAGE BMX

debosky:

Sorry hun, Stephen told me you guys were hitting it off big time.  

tope2000:

If na joke stop am o

I dont think cheating is the answer to being unhappy in a relationship
but most ppl cheat wen they get what they lack with their man from another man.

~Sauron~:

Ma bad. . . . . 
Surely, u wouldn't mind Deepzone's elephant boobs

Why? Variety is the spice of life.
Man must not live by BREAD alone. . . . .We want beef, fish, applez and kitty kat.

debosky:

Sorry hun, Stephen told me you guys were hitting it off big time.

DaPhoenix:

Debo, I thought we were dating.

Busy_body:


Holy cow, my husband is here Debo Darling, I am afraid I will not be coming home tonight, I have an all-night swingingswotting session with Sharon and Amebo no 1 tonight so don't stay up late for me

DaPhoenix:

Well yes but that didn't mean I had wrapped it up with you lol

tope2000:

Deepzone has elephant boobs
U want our kids to have elephant traces in their DNAs

Lol  . . . . . so do u support double dating too?

Treetop20:

how many of them have you got?

~Sauron~:

Nah. . . .He will be a giant.
Nothing bad in that, mami.

I support heart insurance.

tope2000:

Maybe the son u have with deepzone not with moi

_{Me sef}

debosky:

Hit me up when you need an encore then

Treetop20:

how many of them have you got?

DaPhoenix:

Well now will be a good time.

~Sauron~:

I later found out the boy was a product of Xavier's seeds.

Correct chic.

tope2000:

lol. . . . .
did u demand 4 a DNA

~Sauron~:

I didn't have to.
Baby is albino, Xavier is albino.
God works in mysterious ways.