kinglekan:

Abi oo!! Hw u dearie?

n fineeee

ggrin:
Oh lawd of falconey!!!!!!!!!!!!








Bless me with shares

guy how you take get this kind plenty shares

sinaj:

Tiz bin a while buddy

yeah where av u been exam arrested u ryt

AfricanApple:
are these shares for real?

so what do you gain from the shares

sinaj:

stingy you
plz recharge up

am always recharged

sinaj:

stingy you
plz recharge up

am always recharged

adeh39:
Lols......... this is so funny.

But it's not all girls and all guys that gets that kind of messages o.

What about the Decent girls that gets 80% messages from only her boyfriend,10% from the guys that is asking her out and the other 10% from her friends and Mtn, Airtel,Glo and so on?

What about those Rich and Arrogant guys? That treats girls anyhow they like?

Or the Honest guys that closes his eyes from temptation and stick to only one girl?

Hun?

Though they are not much but they do exists, Isn't it?

yeah why not try me

ProphetUdeme:
yeah why not try me

Lols. Try you? Oya do the needful nah.

adeh39:


Lols. Try you? Oya do the needful nah.

tell me the requirements and the needful. Trust me am up to the task of making you smile forever cos am a real MAN

ProphetUdeme:
tell me the requirements and the needful. Trust me am up to the task of making you smile forever cos am a real MAN

Lols... Are you sure?

1) Are you handsome, tall, Rich, have dimples, know how to dress?

2) Can you cook all food? African delicacy, Chinese, Indian?

3)Are you like Mike Tyson on bed? *winks*

4) Do you know how to sing and dance?

5) Do you have Six packs?

7) Can you spend 85% of your money on me?

Can you do household duties?

9) Can you carry me with your hands from the bedroom to the dining table after you must have finish cooking in the kitchen?

10) Can you be taking me shopping every weekend?

Note:
That is the first step, If you pass all this, then i can tell you the second step.

adeh39:


Lols... Are you sure?

1) Are you handsome, tall, Rich, have dimples, know how to dress?

2) Can you cook all food? African delicacy, Chinese, Indian?

3)Are you like Mike Tyson on bed? *winks*

4) Do you know how to sing and dance?

5) Do you have Six packs?

7) Can you spend 85% of your money on me?

Can you do household duties?

9) Can you carry me with your hands from the bedroom to the dining table after you must have finish cooking in the kitchen?

10) Can you be taking me shopping every weekend?

Note:
That is the first step, If you pass all this, then i can tell you the second step.

oops i expected more than these. Your prequisites are nothing before me they are just child's play. As for your number 1 question you can check my profile pics. If you need more you will either see me or i share to you on whatsapp
number 2 i bet you i was mum's cooking assistant in the kitchen and now i can perfectly cook all varieties of our african dish especially ekpang nkukwo and afang soup
number 3 - seeing is believing
number 4 i only know how to rap and play guitar and organ cos am a rockist. If you doubt me ask my fellow music partner danielmichael
number 5 not really six packs cos am fat and muscular i have big wide chest cos i gym an exercise a lot
number 7 am working and by God's grace we will be complacent
number 8 i can but we will have a maid
number 9 why not?
Number 10 not only shopping in nigeria but also shopping in dubai.
I await your response so we could start flirting

ProphetUdeme:
oops i expected more than these. Your prequisites are nothing before me they are just child's play. As for your number 1 question you can check my profile pics. If you need more you will either see me or i share to you on whatsapp
number 2 i bet you i was mum's cooking assistant in the kitchen and now i can perfectly cook all varieties of our african dish especially ekpang nkukwo and afang soup
number 3 - seeing is believing
number 4 i only know how to rap and play guitar and organ cos am a rockist. If you doubt me ask my fellow music partner danielmichael
number 5 not really six packs cos am fat and muscular i have big wide chest cos i gym an exercise a lot
number 7 am working and by God's grace we will be complacent
number 8 i can but we will have a maid
number 9 why not?
Number 10 not only shopping in nigeria but also shopping in dubai.
I await your response so we could start flirting

Jeez!!!! Like seriously? So we still have this type of men in the world. Where have you been hiding all this while?

I will contact you very soon.

Men? Come and learn from this guy ooo.

nairabetguru:
A LADY'S phone INBOX 1..I luv u dear (EHIS ) 2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew) 3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (MOSES) 4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD) 5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins) 6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for U to be by my side (Samuel) 7..Consider it done (Senator) 8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman) A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:.... 1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN) 2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told U Am getting married(Jane) 3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat (jumoke) 4..Am warning u 4 the last tym oo (Landlord) 5..Brother am still expecting the money for the admission form (young bro) 6..My son, how re you? Please send us some money (Mama) 7..I have not seen my period for 2 months (Ijeoma).. 8... DEAR CUSTOMER, RECHARGE UP TO.... TRUE OR FALSE??

hai i didn't send any date request to any babe."no 2"

adeh39:



Jeez!!!! Like seriously? So we still have this type of men in the world. Where have you been hiding all this while?

I will contact you very soon.

Men? Come and learn from this guy ooo.

ok

Kingklent:
yeah where av u been exam arrested u ryt

yes o! ours is on.



I guess u guyz r done

sinaj:

n fineeee

U done with your exams?

ProphetUdeme:
oops i expected more than these. Your prequisites are nothing before me they are just child's play. As for your number 1 question you can check my profile pics. If you need more you will either see me or i share to you on whatsapp
number 2 i bet you i was mum's cooking assistant in the kitchen and now i can perfectly cook all varieties of our african dish especially ekpang nkukwo and afang soup
number 3 - seeing is believing
number 4 i only know how to rap and play guitar and organ cos am a rockist. If you doubt me ask my fellow music partner danielmichael
number 5 not really six packs cos am fat and muscular i have big wide chest cos i gym an exercise a lot
number 7 am working and by God's grace we will be complacent
number 8 i can but we will have a maid
number 9 why not?
Number 10 not only shopping in nigeria but also shopping in dubai.
I await your response so we could start flirting

Jeez!!! Like seriously? I can't believe this, So we still have this type of guys in the world. Where have you been hiding all this while?

Guys! come and learn from this guy o.

ProphetUdeme:
so what do you gain from the shares

see wahala o, are you asking me? you should be asking her

AfricanApple:
see wahala o, are you asking me? you should be asking her

WHATEVER !!!

sinaj:

yes o! ours is on.


I guess u guyz r done

yes am free lyk a bird

kinglekan:

U done with your exams?

nah tiz still on

ggrin:
Oh lawd of falconey!!!!!!!!!!!!








Bless me with shares

ProphetUdeme:
life of a hard hustler brother. Things guys like me go thru. Thats why i remain #TEAM-SINGLE. No time for damn ladies. Fuckkk them with their heartbreaks

omg! U sound so pained dude. Whatever the case maybe plz take heart. GOD BLESS UR HUSTLE. Dor!

adeh39:


Lols... Are you sure?

1) Are you handsome, tall, Rich, have dimples, know how to dress?

2) Can you cook all food? African delicacy, Chinese, Indian?

3)Are you like Mike Tyson on bed? *winks*

4) Do you know how to sing and dance?

5) Do you have Six packs?

7) Can you spend 85% of your money on me?

Can you do household duties?

9) Can you carry me with your hands from the bedroom to the dining table after you must have finish cooking in the kitchen?

10) Can you be taking me shopping every weekend?

Note:
That is the first step, If you pass all this, then i can tell you the second step.

Na moses ten commandments be this ba

stephenqueen:



Na moses ten commandments be this ba

Lols...... This one pass am ooo.

sinaj:

nah tiz still on

Ok dear. All the best.

adeh39:


Lols...... This one pass am ooo.

You wicked o

stephenqueen:
You wicked o

Me I'm not wicked ooo, I'm just saying what i want nah.

adeh39:


Me I'm not wicked ooo, I'm just saying what i want nah.

Jollyjoy:
omg! U sound so pained dude. Whatever the case maybe plz take heart. GOD BLESS UR HUSTLE. Dor!

amen. Thanks dude

DuchessLily:
.. True! The guys cause some of their problems themselves though

How?

stephenqueen:




Na moses ten commandments be this ba

no mind am. Abi she wan give me eternal life cos her flesh is everlasting