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A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Nobody: 8:24am On May 23, 2017 |
*A LADY'S phone* INBOX 1..I luv u dear (Kingsley ) 2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew) 3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Fred) 4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD) 5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins) 6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans) 7..Consider it done (Minister) 8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back(Chairman) *A GUY'S FONE* INBOX:.... 1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN) 2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am getn married(Jane) 3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat(Patricia) 4..Am warning u 4 e last tym oo (Landlord) 5..Brother am still expecting e money for the admission form (young bro) 6..My son, how r you? Please send us some money (Mama) 7..I av nt seen my period for 2 months (Neighbour's daughter), and u expect them to gain weight, how? 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by phensbassey: 8:26am On May 23, 2017 |
let me add mine When you are dating a God fearing educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition you get texts such as these:- 6:00am. Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up say your prayers & get ready for work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday Love you! 12pm - Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? I am heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you - 6pm Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now what should I buy for you? ........................................ But when you are dating any of this Slay Queen Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' you get texts such as these:-- 6am Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later. 12pm I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah! 6pm Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u promised me. Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah! ............................................ But when u don't date at all u get texts like:- Airtel:- Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with * 555*PIN#. New Offer! Get N1950 to call all networks + 100MB data, SMS V500 to 131. Cost N500. Val/7days MTN:- Dear customer do you know that you can confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial * 565*0# this service costs N20!!! # TGIF Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim your prize 58 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Nobody: 8:27am On May 23, 2017 |
The guy's inbox, not so true |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Smellymouth: 8:28am On May 23, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Arsenalholic1: 8:31am On May 23, 2017 |
A guy's inbox: Mad man: Oh boy! That shirt when you wear come dinner last week, I go like use am o. Leave key for me make I collect am later. With your ebelebo nose. Me: Thunder fire your block0s. Na your papa buy am for me? Key go dey the normal place, if you like cut the button with your gorilla chest. Óde. The lives MOST guys lead is just so simple sha. 41 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Fuckshiit: 8:32am On May 23, 2017 |
fûçking screen grab your inbox let's fûçking compare & contrast |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by VanNistelrooy24: 8:34am On May 23, 2017 |
But nature dey deal with guys sha... To be a man is not a day job. 8 Likes |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Smellymouth: 8:38am On May 23, 2017 |
Fuckshiit: GBAM!!! 2 Likes
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Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by XINZ: 8:40am On May 23, 2017 |
phensbassey:
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Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by RichieDaVinci01(m): 8:43am On May 23, 2017 |
Fuffffff
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Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by MostBanned: 8:45am On May 23, 2017 |
Do people still send text messages |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Larryfest(m): 8:47am On May 23, 2017 |
[quote author=Arsenalholic1 post=56788581]A guy's inbox: Mad man: Oh boy! That shirt when you wear come dinner last week, I go like use am o. Leave key for me make I collect am later. With your ebelebo nose. Me: Thunder fire your block0s. Na your papa buy am for me? Key go dey the normal place, if you like cut the button. Óde. The lives MOST guys lead is just so simple sha.[/quote Lol....guys life simple unlike the babes na so so beef and jealousy plus lie lie na im full their brain 1 Like |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by pocohantas(f): 8:56am On May 23, 2017 |
1..I luv u dear (Kingsley ) This is a lady's inbox. It shows that there were previous messages sent to the guy or she is expected to reply...but somehow, it doesn't show in those guys inbox. Probably because he deletes it. What does that make the guy? You guys don't know how illogical some of these posts are. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by benlash: 8:56am On May 23, 2017 |
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Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Nobody: 9:03am On May 23, 2017 |
Wait till u see my inbox...(social media) Who still texts via SMS these days? |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Tapout(m): 9:04am On May 23, 2017 |
phensbassey: Guy u done expose me finish.... Which kind wahala be dis www.nairaland.com/attachments/5366172_img20170521220905033_jpegc643222d7cad98c976b46a5eb7459c5e 2 Likes |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by boiz2men(m): 9:18am On May 23, 2017 |
sexybbstar: This isnt true. My inbox contains just mtn messages and alertz.. if my mum wanted some money, she chats me up on whatsapp......... |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Princeboca12(m): 9:24am On May 23, 2017 |
phensbassey: Hahhahahahaha. I love you.. NOhOMO 1 Like |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by dessz(m): 9:41am On May 23, 2017 |
this is my inbox, I swear to God no joke I didn't delete anything. But I need to have a social life lol 4 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by eitsei(m): 10:17am On May 23, 2017 |
Lol... This is mine 1 Like
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Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by phensbassey: 10:25am On May 23, 2017 |
Tapout:hahahaha bros no be my fault na, nw wetin dey happene |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by abumeinben(m): 10:39am On May 23, 2017 |
Especially MTN |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Nobody: 11:15am On May 23, 2017 |
phensbassey: Na so. |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Nobody: 11:17am On May 23, 2017 |
pocohantas:Poco. You head is there. |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Nobody: 11:19am On May 23, 2017 |
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Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by DjAndroid: 11:41am On May 23, 2017 |
Tapout: 1 Like
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Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by SexyNairalander: 11:47am On May 23, 2017 |
booked |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by brandydaniells(m): 11:51am On May 23, 2017 |
eitsei:come oo who is maryam ......... 1 Like |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Arsenalholic1: 11:53am On May 23, 2017 |
A lot of people need to learn how to loosen up. It's not everything logic applies to. This post was simply to make you relax and laugh a little. Catch in on it and stop being so staid. 7 Likes |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:57am On May 23, 2017 |
Re: A Lady's Phone Inbox Vs A Guy's Phone Inbox. by dfrost: 12:38pm On May 23, 2017 |
I don die |
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