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| Flirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(m): 7:50pm On May 18, 2015 |
U add him on Facebook •He checks ur pictures. •He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI •He confirms •He inbox u •U reply, all excited, U'll want to hook up •U set a date •U dress up dat Legging Wit NO UNDERWEAR •U smell good •U put on a makeup - fresh breath & new weave •He takes u for lunch •He Takes u For Drinks •U two have a good time •He rubs ur hand •Makes u laugh(all women luv dat) •Gives u looks nd smiles •U fall in-love •It's like u've known him forever •He takes u to his apartment •He makes u feel comfortable •He lays u on his bed •He rubs it gently •Kiss u passionately •Pulls ur Leggings •They're too tight but he manages to take them off •U love his aggression, strength, power & u give in •It feels good •U know it's wrong, but it feels so good •U ask for protection, he says it's too late •U obey & don't disturb •He says he loves u nd u don't hesitate to say u love him too •He f**ked u •He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water •He helps u drink it ...Ohh man u feel special •"He must be the one! " U think to urself •You'll get dressed •He takes u to the taxi rank •He kisses u on the cheek & say "I had a great time!" •Gives U( # 1000naira ) •U smile & say "See u tomorrow babe." •He stays silent •Your taxi drives away •In the taxi you can't stop smiling U get home & inbox him that u got home safe •He's online, but doesn't reply •It's unlike him, so u inbox him again •He doesn't respond •Minutes later u can't find him on ur friend list •HE BLOCKED U!!! •Days, weeks, months passes by •U start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange wit sores in your mouth •U go to the clinic •Get tested •Minutes later... •Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry. You're HIV Postive & Pregnant!" •"HOW?" U don't understand •Reality hits u •U walk home, Scared, Confused •U go to the train railway, u lay hopeless nd emotionless •U see the train coming nearer, u look into the sky & mumble a prayer •That's the end of u •Don't be that girl! Live well. Stop chasing material things... # Dnt Make Costly Mistake You Can't Pay for....I love You All 1 Like |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by IamLEGEND1: 8:17pm On May 18, 2015 |
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| Re: Flirty Fact. by Rexhenrex(m): 8:20pm On May 18, 2015 |
walks in will my *goko cleanser and garden egg*,true talk bro.that moments when u say the truth nairaland gurls be like,person no fit use u play?   1 Like |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by demmy0325(m): 8:27pm On May 18, 2015 |
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| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 8:37pm On May 18, 2015 |
Fvcking nonsense. |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 9:23pm On May 18, 2015 |
Blackett:shey na u be dis ni? |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 9:26pm On May 18, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:What's your fvcking problem? |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 9:37pm On May 18, 2015 |
Blackett:am allergic to bulshi't |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 9:41pm On May 18, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:Ok.  |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by sinizia: 9:43pm On May 18, 2015 |
What's flirty about this obnoxious facts?  |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 9:44pm On May 18, 2015 |
sinizia: *sips tea* lol i tire for ur ppl |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by sinizia: 10:00pm On May 18, 2015 |
Lala247:Doesn't your tea ever finishes?  |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 10:01pm On May 18, 2015 |
sinizia: Lol this tea of life hunni , never ending .. U should try it |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by sinizia: 10:05pm On May 18, 2015 |
Lala247:I prefer "natural milk" to tea. |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 10:09pm On May 18, 2015 |
sinizia: Lol see your life |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by komzyb(f): 10:12pm On May 18, 2015 |
Story for IFA....ifa ooooo |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Mzdivacious(f): 7:40am On May 19, 2015 |
actually I love this nice one op:-/ |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by MrNL(m): 8:22am On May 19, 2015 |
op pls allow the irigwe weed to dry first na,now you have seen the effect |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 8:58am On May 19, 2015 |
Blackett:it nt ok jare, oya wen wer u thrash last? |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 9:03am On May 19, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:On playstation or where? |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 9:07am On May 19, 2015 |
Blackett:on parole. |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Nobody: 10:35am On May 19, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:How is it of importance to you? |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(m): 4:38pm On May 27, 2015 |
sinizia: u no fit ask d post Itself, |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(m): 4:40pm On May 27, 2015 |
The post mit u Suddenly,@sme gals dat it seems stupid 2.*#Yaga#* |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(m): 4:45pm On May 27, 2015 |
Mzdivacious:God bles u ma Sista...,,...I nw c u're nt as useless as sme fools ova dre.., |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by iamsoja(m): 5:36pm On May 27, 2015 |
Nice one bro. |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Jayjay0(m): 5:38pm On May 27, 2015 |
Rubbish! Someone have posted this shii before. Op why bring back old topic |
| Re: Flirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(m): 3:06pm On May 28, 2015 |
Jayjay0:Lol, 4 wher cos u no fit C n P b4 me dat y u regard it As an Old topic@Jayjay. |
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