vizkiz:
stupidity is when someone takes 5minutes of his time to read this shiit!

stupidity:
lol , you are slow reader bro. Took me 5min to compose it, your here reading with 5min. Anyways, stupidity is when you take another 5minutes of your time to type this hating comment

stupidity is when a stu*pid person creates a moniker and the only stu*pid name that he could come up with is "stupidity".

Tattooboy:
@op

I like that 'dream' joke. Keep it comin

vizkiz:


stupidity is when a stu*pid person creates a moniker and the only stu*pid name that he could come up with is "stupidity".

MrDojo:
I like d dream joke its kinda nice.....

sylvalord:
I do not think that i need to convince nairalanders that you are stvpid, you have already done so yourself. And what's that shitt you said about being a better writer than wole soyinka? With your grammatical errors and inability to compose a correct sentence? You are not only stvpid but also delusional.

stupidity:
lol. Taking panadol on top my inability to construct correct sentence. being a better writer than soyinka, have you heard of the word "sarcasm"?? Tnx bro

frostland:
hehehehhe guy I love d dream part tanks for d write up using tomorrow lol.


Bt wat did u do to d 2stupid guys fighting over noting or are they born wit NATURAL STUPIDITY

sylvalord:
if that statement was an attempt at sarcasm then you seriously need to recheck the meaning of sarcasm. Perhaps you need to attend classes on sarcasm or perhaps you just need to give it up because it just ain't your thing.
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Here is a friendly advise: see an English tutor and thank me later

macville2:
Guy i think u graduated with honours from the skool of CHATTIOLOGY. nice one!

vizkiz:
stupidity is when someone takes 5minutes of his time to read this shiit!

Xandar20:
nice one bro....Bleep all haterz

stupidity:
lmao!!! Abeg make una help me beg this guy na, why dropping punch line on me? Lol. I don die......i dont need to see an English tutor while SylvaEnglishLord is here wasting his precious time on stupidity. Be my tutor

sylvalord:
lol. I just couldn't help but laugh. Sorry stupidity, i'll let you do your thing.

stupidity:
lol, bro its not fair o, you and vizkiz jux dey bully me, if to say na yankee i for don commit suicide coz of internet bully. Lol, i was contemplating on going back to sec-school and attend English classes only.

stupidity:
Am not a good writer but  am way better than wole soyinka.

     It baffles me when guys disturb girls with annoying calls. have been with many female friends, when together, calls do come in their phone, they just stare at it and hiss. am like "bae pick your phone". she:: dont mind the call, its just one of those guys disturbing, HE HAS NOTHING BETTER NOR IMPORTANT TO SAY"......The most annoying is that they don't stop at that, they keep calling till she gets angry and picks the phone asking the guy what's his problem.

For me, i dont call a girl unless she flashes me. and if i am to call a girl, it must be important and that call must be SPECIAL to her.

Tips on when to call and how to make the calls::

1: When calling a bae in the morning, let it be brief, do not let the call exceed more than 1 minutes. let it be as if you have got something to attend to. also note shes got home chores to attend to that morning, or she's getting ready for class or work.

2: Afternoon call, let it be brief also. "hi, how are you, hope youv eaten, how is your day going....blah blah blah.

3: Do not call a girl around 6pm to 9 pm, thats when girls are suppose to be in the kitchen. best timing is 10pm to 11pm. you can talk all you want and talk her to sleep. And make sure you have something interesting to say.

4: Be the funny guy all girls want. making a girl laugh is my area of specialization. some guys nor dey try shar. just be your self and make that bae laugh like her life depends on it. when making a girl laugh, don't stay long on the call. Just drop it on her and ""talk to you later, bae""#off you  go# while she's laughing her ass out at the other end. when next your calls comes in, she cant help but start giggling because she knows you are going to pull her legs again. 

5: if you know you are the type that sucks in convo, trust me, prolonging the call isn't a good idea. Always make it brief.

6: Dont be a clown all the time with funny talks. and also don't crack jokes. Try something like this::

Me - hy bae, good morning
 She - morning dear.
Me - how was ur night?
She - kul, and Urs?
Me - not fine.
She - what happened?
Me - I had a terrible dream last night, twasnt funny.
She - tell me about it.
Me - bae, you know I can die for you?
She - lol, talk jor.
Me - I dreamt a guy was molesting you, as promised, that is to die for you coz of the love i have for you, I pulled off my shirt and tried holding ground with the guy, before I could throw a punch, he landed a bottle on my head. I woke up this morning feeling a serious headache. 
She - #laughing her ass out#
Me - you are laughing at me ba, ok na. Talk to you later, I wan rest...................................#drops call#
She - #continous laughing# wait na, am not laughing o!!!!!!

Or u can try something like this. 
Note: try this if you have eaten a meal cooked by her or if she has cooked a meal when around ur place or her place. Also its best you time when Shes cooking, it will make more sense.

Me - hello bae, evening.
She - evening Dearie.
Me - #cuts in# bae are cooking?
She - yes, how did you know?
Me - yes!!! I said it. i was telling my brother/sister/mother/father/friend the delicious aroma am percieving is from your cooking, He/She/they called me mad. i guess i'm the only one that can percieve it here.     
She - Lhao# loling#
Me - I was trying to rest when the aroma woke me up, so what are you cooking?
She - blah blah blah......how did the aroma get there? We are are not even close. #Lhao#
Me - the taste and aroma of the last meal u cooked for me still lingers in my stomach. So I always get the signal when you are cooking.
#from here just blend in with more talks and off you go#

Or.........................

Me - hello bae
She - hey dear
Me - whats up, you cooking i guess.
She - yes
Me - should i come and help?
She - no, thanks.
Me - hmm, i guess u scared my cooking will taste great than yours.
She - #Lhao# can you cook? just hear yourself.
Me - i know you scared...............blah blah blah. #blend in a little convo and off you go.

Just be yourself and don't be desperate and don't push her too much.

I need someone to convince nairalanders I am not stupiiddd before I drop more hints

Xandar20:
Mr vizkiz I'm waiting for ur post please