suxxman:
Bae be like "Which kind Devil carry me come here Now."
Bad market

Nitefury:


Funny thing is, she later called acting normal and all.. I also acted same way..

suxxman:


But Things would never be the 'Same' again.

Nitefury:

Sure thing na.. Just four months old relationship

suxxman:



Eeeey*aaa..... Kpele
Finally, I know say u go don chop ur own part of the cake shaa

Nitefury:

I no chop o..

suxxman:



TaAaaaa..... Ifa hear..... U wey be baba 'Chop And Clean Mouth'.

Nitefury:

we been dey wait for wedding night

suxxman:



Buhahahaha.... Long term goals, Not easily achieved.

Nitefury:

Actually had hopes on this one o..momsy don dey ask questions

suxxman:


Too Bad..... Ladies and their issues.... Itchy and Perchy Butts....

purityval:
Eyaa baba Fury I could imagine the shock she must hv felt seeing you there. Anyways dem b.tches ain't loyal sins d beginin of time.

Anyways you fit still maintain nd collect ur own chop. atall atall........... u know na.

Nitefury:
So I stay in the outskirts of town and was feeling bored at home earlier this evening. I called babe asking where she was and if we could hangout and stuff. But she said she was home helping the aunt out with "Soup for dinner and Sunday stew"

Still found my way to town with the hope of meeting a friend at home. But he asked me to meet him at the barbers shop where we both cut our hair.

Getting there, I decided to cut my hair too. Less than 3 minutes gone with the barber attending to me, the door slides open and babe who was supposed to be preparing "soup for dinner and Sunday stew" came in with a dude.

Dude came to cut his hair too and proudly showed off his babe to his guy around. They sat in a corner loving up and talking in low tunes. Babe didn't know I was the one under the barber's clipper until he moved aside to pick a comb.

Done barbing, I just said hi to everyone who came in and left.

Nitefury:


Seriously no time o.. And to say she was giving me so many conditions prior to agreeing to be in a relationship with me.

purityval:


hahahahah conditions like no dusting,polishing,shining or oiling of the Congo before the knot is tied. While anoda guy is alrdy not only shining but sharpening the Congo. chai!!! umunwanyi we yaff suffered for una hand.

Nitefury:

Claimed she had been "used" before and doesn't want a repeat.

Nitefury:


Claimed she had been "used" before and doesn't want a repeat.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
The shiit they do in the name of theyve been used b4. I did one babe like that then I found out there were others She told me same shiit. Saying she didnt want to lose out and do 2-0 Just continue to dey chop clean mouth when I met someone better I kuku discharge am. No time homes

purityval:


shuuuuuuu!!! we v all hrd dah story. Used before? Nd now she wana use u huh?

ANGELMARVE:
bros dnt feel sad 99% of Nigerian ladies are like that, even those nairalanders persecuting the girl. "it only takes GOD's intervention 4 we as a guy to see a loyal lady.

MoNickk:
Lmao. when God wants to disgrace someone,he does it well. What a turn of events because u didn't even have an idea or inkling that u were gonna go barb Ur hair. u acted mature sha. Some guys would av been screaming the whole place down. lol

MsBliss:
Chai busted

Babe go be like "he is my favourite cousin anyone who sees us will think we are lovers" lol