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The Insatiable Man by Pimples(m): 12:33pm On May 29, 2015
This is actually a Joke.....
but let's assume you are the one......
what will you do?

There was a woman that was tired about her husband's sexual demands.
He was always having sex with her.
So she ran away to her parents.

Her husband went to look for her.
After plenty discussions to settle their quarrel...they came to an agreement.

The agreement was that the man will only have sex with his wife 3 times in a day.

The man agreed and took his wife home.

The next day as soon as he woke up..... He had sex with her.

When he was taking his bath to go to work..... He had sex with her again.

After dressing up as he was about leaving for work, his wife kissed him goodbye.....in the process he was aroused again and did it.

That makes it 3 times for that day.

So when he came back from work......he was wondering how he will get sex as he was feeling the urge again......
He had already finished the quantity for that day.....

So he told his wife.

"Dear, please I know that I have finished my quantity of sex for today.....but can you give me one on credit from tomorrow"

What will be your reaction.

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Re: The Insatiable Man by Nobody: 12:38pm On May 29, 2015
grin
Re: The Insatiable Man by Cutehector(m): 12:38pm On May 29, 2015
Lol... When u marry a virgin.... This things happen..
Re: The Insatiable Man by Utchgirl(f): 12:45pm On May 29, 2015
If it wia me, i wil stop assuming.

Case closed



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Re: The Insatiable Man by sinaj(f): 12:45pm On May 29, 2015
Cutehector:
Lol... When u marry a virgin.... This things happen..

male virgin u mean ?
Re: The Insatiable Man by Cutehector(m): 12:47pm On May 29, 2015
sinaj:


male virgin u mean ?
yeah.... U can imajin, a hungry lion.. Not bein fed for as long as 25 to 30 years... Loool.. He berra marry a lioness as well.. One who loves sex.

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Re: The Insatiable Man by sinaj(f): 12:57pm On May 29, 2015
Cutehector:
yeah.... U can imajin, a hungry lion.. Not bein fed for as long as 25 to 30 years... Loool.. He berra marry a lioness as well.. One who loves sex.

lol

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