Just like women, we men do certain things privately
that are exclusively known to us only. Before I go on
further, I want to issue a disclaimer that the things
inherent in this article is not performed or done by every
man. Some men might do one or two of these things
while others might have a combination of more than a
few. Moreover, the ones that actually do them will
hardly admit they do anyways, or will they?
1. Get Naked
Women are known for enjoying walking around naked
when they are home alone. Well, men also enjoy this.
The reason for this isn’t far fetched given the fact that
being unclad gives an air of freedom.
Spend Quite Sometime In The Toilet
The reason we do this is majorly because we take our
phones, tablets and sometimes laptop along with us to
the toilet. This form of distraction makes time pass by
and we barely even notice. That’s because we become
enthralled with games, instant messaging and other
social applications. Some of us use that time to scan
dating sites in the hope that we can meet our life
partners.
2. Watch Porn
We’d never admit this but we watch quite a bit of porn
in private. At times, the porn is strange to us giving the
fact that we stumble on it through the numerous
internet pages we surf. We find ourselves in a logjam in
the adult entertainment hole and we emerge later from
it with a sort of unsettled and disturbed mind based on
the weird things we saw. The thoughts disturb us as we
wonder if we can live up to the acting we witnessed.
3. Talk To Our Moms
Almost every man does this! We mostly talk about the
women in our lives with our mothers in the hope that
they will tell us when we are in the right or wrong.
Mothers will still mostly question our stories of being
right when we put our women in the wrong. In all, they
make us feel better no matter how terrible the situation
may appear to be.
4. Regularly Check Up On Ex-girlfriends
We actually obsess over this up to a point. Guys do this
to monitor the progress of their exes. We want to know
how they are doing, if they are more successful than
when they were with us or if they are now dating a guy
worse off than us. In a way, we hope our exes are no
longer as beautiful as when they were with us, so we
can laugh and smile about the fact.
5. Sulk and Cry
For whatever reason it is, the society believes that men
should keep the emotional outbursts to a minimum. This
has put some sort of pressure on men to always appear
strong no matter what the situation calls for. That is
the way it is and in order not to appear weak, we would
rather cry in private most of the time. Be it an
emotional scene from a movie, a heart break or the loss
of a loved one, we will show the world our strong side
and secretly shed tears in private.
6. Sing At The Top Of Our Voices
The crazy part about this is that we sing out loud in
croaky voice to absurd music. We do this in private in
order to shield ourselves from criticisms. We do this
while carrying out a variety of activities including taking
our bath, cooking, cleaning or while engaging in any
form of idle activity. Funny enough, we sing to music
you have no idea we actually like. The songs coupled
with the singing activity actually has a way of improving
our moods and general outlook to life.
7. Miss You
We privately miss the ones we love, especially our
girlfriends. We get to only truly have fabulous private
moments because we know our partners understand
and are always there for us.

Crap

Guilty of only number 7.. Nice write up anyway.. I hope it get to the bus station...

self service

donbenedict:
Crap

A big crappy crap really.
I thought I'll see things like: self service, think about our crushes, think of how to make money, think of a babe we like to bleep and more. Mtscheeeew. OP grow up.

xpac01:

A big crappy crap really.
I thought I'll see things like: self service, think about our crushes, think of how to make money, think of a babe we like to bleep and more. Mtscheeeew. OP grow up.

lol

"Women will neva know". But you've told them now