good day everyone, I will try to the best of my ability to keep this short and simple.

Few months ago I met this girl on my school facebook page that I created to share information amongst students of the institution.

She was a fresher, I did my best in giving her all the info she needed about the school and how the school life is and all. I guess she was intrigued by my info, one thing lead to another we became friends exchanged numbers.

We became both active on whatsapp , we talked about lots of things and became very close that we can't do without chating in a day, later on it became calls.

I was overwhelmed by her affection and I proposed to her, she did play hard-to-get for few weeks and later agreed. We started dating online ( she based in kano, myself lagos).

To be honest at first it was a game of try-your-luck to me but it turns out good that she made me really fall deeply inlove with her. During this period of our online dating we did had few up and down but I managed to turn them around because I love her so much I can't afford to loose her.

I told her once that no one knows what comes in the future but if we are to separate she will be the one leaving because no matter what she does I will never leave her ( I meant those words, it may sound silly to some ears, I don't care I was in love).

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we were both inlove.

My school process is freshers are to register before the returnees, because of this she went to school before me for her registration( I was very eager to see her, I almost resume that date but stopped myself).

She wanted to study banking and finance like myself, but her clearance couldn't get her the course. She called me crying telling me that's the course she wanted she can't do any other course that she may forfeit the admission.( Mehn at this point I have so much to lose) I quickly made some calls, I called my exam officer, level adviser for help and they did help her get the course.

She was happy, I was happy, everyone was happy.


A month and few weeks ago I resumed and we met, we both love our features and were compatible to me.
That's when the problem begins.

There was this 300L guy she told me about when we were at home that he is her best friend( WTF? A male as best friend?) funny enough I do see them together almost everytime, seriously I was very jealous but composed myself until the thing got out of hand and I had to tell her how I felt about the 2 of them.

I was flabbergasted the way she always defend the dude.one day we were arguing. it escalated and she told me she doesn't want me anymore.

I was shocked! I stopped calling her. Surprisely one day she called me asking me about the 100L materials I promised to give her ( WTF? We weren't dating girl why ask me for my stuffs?)

Hmmmm we may not be dating but I don't want her to fail, really she needed those materials to survive in that programme.

As a gentleman( thou I still love her) I gave her the stuffs, she complained her bold5 is bad ( I'm a phone engineer I repaired it, Bleep!! it costed me some pretty penny because bold5 parts are expensive) and I did some other stuffs I can't remember.

At this point I was still trying to work things out, everytime she avoid us meeting one or one but still ask me to do stuffs for her. Then one day I decided to call it quit myself by deleting her contact and got rid of any means that can make me come in contact with her.

Its being a month now I haven't call her but we do see around the school premises, everytime she is always the one saying'hi'. Ladies and gents what I don't understand about myself is I keep dreaming about her, funny enough I dreamt of her 100L 1st semester result. WTF? I can't count how many times I have dreamt of her continously.

Guys what is wrong with me? Is there anything I can do? What can I do?

NOTE: Please disregard any error detected, I will modify and correct them later.

this isn't for lackadaisical readers if you can't assimilate please leave.

don't force yourself to be funny, because others post it and its funny doesn't mean it will work for you.

This isn't the thread for that post. Now do yourself a favour stop commenting and read instead.

if there was ever anyone I'm expecting a sensible comment from it will always be you first.

Right now I don't think I have the zeal to approach any girl for 2 reasons ;

1. My CGPA dropped by 0.19 last semester

2. My department girls are the closiest option but I can't because I wil be doing most of their academic activites for them ( they are known for that)

lalasticlala I will be most delighted if you can send this to frontpage.

I'm glad you admit it dumbo!

hmmmmm you fascinate me mehn.

Thinking of her yes I do sometimes, its not often to resort unconsciously thinking of her.


Despite our lecture hall being opposite I try as much as possible to avoid seeing her.

But there is this christian gathering every monday and friday in front of both lecture hall that involves both of us seeing each other.

LOL I will take the first statement as a compiiment.

I acknowledge you for sparing some of your valuable minutes to read my dumb post.

But I'm a bit surprise with where you start your judgement from, I'm quite sure most females practice this hard to get of a thing but it doesn't mean they don't fancy you.

FYI after she accepted she do call for 30-40 minutes on phone, if my extrapolation is right she called more than I did after she accepted, I think the start was perfect and I felt and know both of us were in love through her gestures.

OK you win I don't have time for child's play.

You don't even know what TROLL means.

this has no relation whatsoever with this thread.

IRONY is when BOSS is calling you BOSS LWKM mehn my love for her is to die for!!!!

My room mate is ready and willing to do anything for me to be with her after hearing my story and gestures towards her.

There is no way I won't see her in a month,I'm sure whenever I see her I will have flashback of us. I'm not always like this mehn.

She is not even close to my type of chick, she is the least attractive girl I've dated! But she controls my heart mehn.

30-40minutes from ' a typical nigeiran girl' is normal?

In nigeria a girl that call that long really find you interesting or attractive.

Anyway thanks a lot for your advice and time, I really needed to read those words.

wow!!!! This is amazing coming from a lady.


Hmmmmm I'm moving on right away ma'am thankz a million, your words touched my heart.

I've lost it.