Aitee1:

S-BAN matter. How are you doing?

Suarez is the Fayose of football..... two controversial characters...... back to d topic...
it can b annoyin when sum1 ask u such questions . T his is common in warri

You call me by 2: am and ask " are you sleeping?'
me: 'no I'm picking beans'
Or
You see me after a long while and ask“ na your face be this” me :“na my mama face when she dey young or na my nyansh be this oo”

@Op u don jonez for number 3, if person too drink e fit vomit, if food follow wrong place person fit vomit n so on...... So op for that u too wack...

Hilarious!

"My pikin you don wake?"

i came,
i saw,
i read,
i posted a comment,

Now.....i walk away

You got wet in the rain and someone saw you and was like, "you see rain?...


No, I go swim..

Na waoo....this recycled thread make front page?

Aitee1:


Don't tell me in your dream land you expected them to beat almighty barca?

U jam me 4 bathroom u still dey ask wetin i dey do? Bros i dey f**k ur mama

lovaleenny:
And this made fp

And u made a comment

opeyemhi:
I was bathing a while ago, the shower was on, my sis knocked my bathroom and was like, are you showering?

ok we knw u hv shower in ur bath rum

Person call you for midnight dey ask 'you never super?' no, i dey pick beans

Okay. This is like the 500th time this has come on here.

Na so persin ask me for street...

Guy na u bii dis?
I say hahah no no na my granpa when he still young..

funny

Smartlux:
hmmmm,, fp o!!!

hahahaha

lovaleenny:
And this made fp

ina sonki walahi

netmoneywizard:
Clears throat

I dedicate this space to Cristiano Ronaldo cuz I'm happy messi didn't scoscore

at least he knows messi is light years better than he is.

lobinche101:
U jam me 4 bathroom u still dey ask wetin i dey do? Bros i dey f**k ur mama

Very dirty, defiling and disgusting.

elohorayodele:


S-BAN matter. How are you doing?

I'm good! Taken coffee already?

nice 1

opeyemhi:
I was bathing a while ago, the shower was on, my sis knocked my bathroom and was like, are you showering?

. That's right na.... Maybe the shower was just a decoy, maybe you were M.asturbating

FP in a few minutes?

Aitee1:


Don't tell me in your dream land you expected them to beat almighty barca?

aitee...U re beautiful. i cnt stop lookng @ ur dp

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .

7 and 8 got me rolling on the floor...

Aitee1:


I'm good! Taken coffee already?

Hahaha, no nah. How can I take coffee on a weekend too? Once sleep blink at me I blink twice and go to bed nah. What are weekends for

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


Dont Forget To Share

I have seen this post before. Any way, let me add my own.

U see me dey enter plane you come ask, "you wsn travel?"
I dey take malaria tablet, yiu still dey ask if I get malaria.

Person see me dey light stove and put pot of water on top, you come adk whethet i dey boil water.
I don run marathon race finish come fall for ground, person come ask me whether i don taya.