Its raining and they see you coming out with an umbrella and they still ask, are you going in this rain? No, in the next one.

1. At market: hey! What
are u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell
vegetables here.
2. In bus: A heavy lady
wearing high heel shoes
steps on ur feet: Sorry
did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on
local anesthesia. Why
dont you try again?
3.When u get woken up
at midnight by a phone
cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a
research whether earth
is round or not. You
thought i was sleeping!
4.When you see a friend
with evidently short
hair: hey! Hv u had a
haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn
season and I'm
shedding...
5. At a funeral: One of
the teary eyed people
ask...
Why, why him, of all
people.
Ans:- Why? Would it
rather have been you?
7. You are smoking a
cigarette and a cute
woman asks... Oh, so
you smoke.
Ans:- Gosh, it's a miracle
it was a piece of chalk
and now it's in flames!!!
8. When a friend
announces her wedding,
and you ask... Is the guy
you're marrying good?
Ans:- No, he's a
miserable wife beating,
insensitive lout...it's just
his teeth.

na thread be this
.. No na needle

Na garri be this
.... No na oatmeal

You close ur eyes, guy u wan sleep?
...... No I wan dance

Guy u wear trekker u wan jog?
..... No I dey find job

Kingsasian:
at least he knows messi is light years better than he is.

haha!anoda barca fan.. The difference is clear. A pulse player doesn't deserve to be d world best

ruggedtimi:
aitee...U re beautiful. i cnt stop lookng @ ur dp

Hmmmm...

Okay!

Those silly questions piss me off especially when the answers are obvious.

One of my neighbors wedded today. After I dressed up and was about leaving,another nosy neighbor, a very troublesome woman that have fought with everyone in the compound including the pastor who wedded today,just came out and asked; "you dey go the wedding"?
I answered,I no dey go the wedding,I dey go MTN office.

AAA!!! Una no get light?
ans--Noo, na black bulb we on

RickRichards:
What are those?

Those are what

How abt the notoriously annoying and addictive one.. " is it paying" e dey pay" or " is it dispensing cash" when u meet ppl at the ATM terminal.. even when they clearly see you putting the cash in your pocket or wallet.. Naija ppl sef.

*yawns*

That number one is something I got used to with my sis, you will hear comments like una be twins? Ha umu ejima unu bu ejima, se ibeji ni yin? Tani taye tani kehinde or are you guys twins? My sis will mostly reply that she is my elder sis or we are just friends.

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


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Travelled 4rm Lag bak in Delta whr I serve. My igbo room mate b lyk "guy u don come" No na my spirit. annoying!

holicalpha:
You see Neymar put "o see" score goal, you still dey ask "na Goal be that".

You see Barcelona with Trophy, You still dey ask "na them win the match".??

You see Real Madrid on top their bed,they sleep..you still dey ask "they Play Final".

You see "- Valar Morghulis" under comment you still dey ask "na Holicalpha post that thing"


I Dedicate this FTC to the UEFA CHAMPIONS; FC BARCELONA.


- Valar Morghulis

valar dohaeris

lammy197:
valar dohaeris

. #ThumbsUP

u get mouth jooor

You see me dy wash cloth...,You con ask "my guy u dy wash cloth?"...No ooo..,I dey study Neutralization Reaction..

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


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.. wen d real action is about to n u were trying to pull off her pant n she will ask u what r u doing, I will gladly answer her I want to dry clean d pant for u...

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


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.. wen d real action is about to n u were trying to pull off her pant n she will ask u what r u doing, I will gladly answer her I want to dry clean d pant for u...

lovaleenny:
And this made fp

I want to tel u somtin...very ...

N

Gombs:
[size=18pt]How many times will this kind thread on same topic make front page?[/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/1158503/how-answer-some-funny-questions

https://www.nairaland.com/2360627/20-silly-questions-people-ask

https://www.nairaland.com/2306111/funny-questions-people-ask

Nairaland monitoring e-spirits

Etc

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


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Abeg Who host Brazil 2014

nkemdi89:
That number one is something I got used to with my sis, you will hear comments like una be twins? Ha umu ejima unu bu ejima, se ibeji ni yin? Tani taye tani kehinde or are you guys twins? My sis will mostly reply that she is my elder sis or we are just friends.

Same here

Dem tell u say person born pikin,u ask boy or girl? No na hermaprodite or alian

You look so sexy

Person see newly married guy, tell am say since you marry you don dey fat o! Na your wife dey cook for you? The guy reply no, no be my wife dey cook for me na Patience Jonathan.

Another person dey inside canoe dey cross river, him friend ask am 'o boy so big big fish dey inside this river? Him friend reply no, na rat full inside the river.

robbers attack u and ur wife at home,d next thing ur wife ask u is
wife:honey,who are dis people
husband:they r my uncles from d village,they r here for our child's dedication...mtchewwwww...

You see person enter house and you ask, "you don come back?".
No, I still dey for road.

Funny i must say, but number 5is natural for African mama's (naija mama's )

netmoneywizard:
haha!anoda barca fan.. The difference is clear. A pulse player doesn't deserve to be d world best

hahahahahahaha

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


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Broz yu get calling

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