RedBenson:


Why and for who then?

Aitee1:


For someone that reserved himself for me alone just the way I did! Can't imagine how many holes you've stuck that thing into

RedBenson:


It was really not abt the number of holes. It was actually for experience sake for the benefit of both of us. Btw, how am i supposed to believe you kept yourself for me?

Aitee1:

Did i hear you say "for me"? Dream on!
What sort of slutty experience

RedBenson:


Slutty experience? What are your bases for terming it such?

Aitee1:


Putting your stick in somany holes makes it slutty, it was designed for one

RedBenson:


But you also had some sticks inside your hole. Or you think i've 4gotten when you said you're missing your ex-guy cos he was better mechanically on bed than the current guy? Now, that comment was a referral to two different sticks in your hole (aside those didnt mention). Am i complaining?

Aitee1:




Good memory you got but sorry mine can't be equated to yours, no need trying to justify your slutty nature, just quit visiting those oloshos before you mistakenly wife one, just go and sanitise your dicck and pray the unlucky girl won't find out about your past!

RedBenson:


Oh, you almost made me to believe you didnt and never had a stick in your hole. Btw, "when one is in Christ, he's a new creature, old things are passed away, all things become new". When we get united, we'll be new creatures and old things wont matter.

loomer:
Make dem burn na how e take concern us?

Aitee1:


Preach on my slutty friend

For your own good hide your past from the woman you'll one day settle with, there are some that can't deal, good a thing your pic isn't on your profile, but you never can tell she might be on nairaland

secretaryabdul:

Because no be ur papa get am? Idiot

RedBenson:


More reasons i want us to come together cos we already know ourselves. The experience gathered so far will make you never dream of cheating on me. Trust me!

loomer:


My papa no go do illegal business

Aitee1:




So you went on your enjoyment spree now you're counting it as experience marriage na job employment?

You want to come and practice other people's lives on an innocent woman, please save yourself the stress and marry one of the oloshos mbok, yak mfad pillow mmi ndaya

RedBenson:


Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Who is an innocent woman? And for how long would you keep holding your pillows tight while asleep instead of allowing me cuddle you?

Aitee1:


Cuddle me with that same body you've used in cuddling a thousand and one Impossicant!

RedBenson:


The best is always saved for the last, thus my coming to cuddle you the last. I'll remain only for you henceforth. Shea you read that thread where bf proposed to his gf just after sex? So many things can make a man wants to marry a certain lady. Your hips are knodding my head. I want to own those hips.

Beremx:
Instead of burning the textile materials,why not donate it to the less priviledged?

Aitee1:


I see, if all the pic can give me is an overused dicck then it's high time I take it down, ette mbok asiere

secretaryabdul:

Illegal business? It is still better than drugs business wey ur papa dey do b4 e retire