For all the attention they direct below the belt, most men
actually know very little about their joysticks. Here's the
knowledge you need to keep yours healthy, strong, and
ready for action—for life.

Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter.
Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up
calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if
you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying
young, spare the li'l guy.

Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the
foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce
23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every
Major League infield with human flesh.

An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile
dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an
unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to
checking your prostate. Even if you're not.

The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23
seconds. Which means if women were really interested in
equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every
one of theirs.

The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea
creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for
"amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially
supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on
the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in
place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and
weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is
attained....Okay, we'll shut up now.

Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral
pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it
their best shot at some point.

There are two types of joysticks. One kind expands and
lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other
appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger
after achieving erection (a shower).
An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent
of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2
minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5
minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better
"semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a
woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to
researchers at the State University of New York, who used
artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism
of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be
that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered
37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's
about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be
king.

Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish
researchers showed women photos of guys who had good,
average, and lousy sperm—and told them to pick the
handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm
producers most often.

No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes
from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said
ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and,
often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous
masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

okay..

Is there any joystick except from the one associated with the computer.

Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on.

Joystick kwa!

I cant read it

OMO that king get mind..hmmm...seven virgins in a day!!!!

Olypeppy:
OMO that king get mind..hmmm...seven virgins in a day!!!!

Sometimes, I believe some stories are just exaggerated. Anyway, the writer put "supposedly" sha.

An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent
of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

Growers and Showers got me laughing. This people get name for everything sha . Packaging Showers at times, na die

maestrodavy:

The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs. .

Hmmm.......... This is what my eyes torchlighted

nerodenero:
Growers and Showers got me laughing. This people get name for everything sha . Packaging Showers at times, na die

I got u!

You have showers!

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Sveen:
Is there any joystick except from the one associated with the computer.

yes bros.d stick that gives you joy