Mind you this isn't about Nairaland men
bashing ladies stuff. It's about letting you know
some things you do to us in bed that annoys us. So
ladies do us a favour and keep this little list in mind
when next you’re getting our rocks off. We love you
already but we’ll love you even more!

1. Playing dead. When you just lie there like dead
body. some women feel that showing up and saying
"yes" is the only contribution needed on their side.
Are you a participant, or just a spectator taking
notes on a man's performance so you can report
back to their girlfriends?

2. Asking a man to go wash his mouth (before you
kiss him) after he has finished performing mouth
action on you is unsexy and can really ruin the
mood. Why shy away from your stuff, If you know
it's safe. It's a turn off. We are not pig that eat dirt.

3. Bad vaginal hygiene. If, as soon as you take off
your underwear, the room smells like a fish market.
It is a big turn off . The smell makes us feel like
vomiting. No guy will have an attention in such
atmosphere. One cause of this foul smell is not
wiping up clean after peeing. some girls do it, and
it's bad. The funny thing is that this women will still
insist you give them mouth action. Guy! Better run
for your dear life.

4. Asking Too Many Questions during sex. Most
women compile all the questions they want to ask
and save it until during sex. That when you hear
them push out all sort of question like : “Do you like
the way I kiss you?” “You like the way I moan?” “What do you want me to do?”. Figure it out yourself and stop interrupting us! We like to focus in our dealings. In fact, If your woman begins to
ask all sought of questions, ask her to go back to
playing dead.

5. Faking orgasm. How can a man improve his
sexual performance if his woman keeps faking orgasm? As long as he thinks she's satisfied, he'll keep doing the same thing, and she'll keep faking. Eventually it will become a vicious cycle. Some women still have the nerve to complain about their men's lovemaking skills. Instead of complaining to their girlfriends, women should make it a habit of letting men know when they're pleasing them and when they're not. Men deserve some credit, our egos are not as fragile as women think. As long as it's constructive criticism, men won't mind if it will improve the lovemaking

6. Too much Cuddling. We get it, it’s nice, but
sometimes you just take it too far. A woman can
cuddle all day long in one position unlike men. 10
minutes a guy have already starts feeling body pains and wants to change his position. Give him some breath.

7. Bringing up issues to discuss immediately after
sex. Sometimes after we’ve had sex we just want to
go to sleep. Please don’t get annoyed when we don’t
want to stay up and talk. That stuff we just pulled out takes a lot of our strength, and all we need is a good rest. So don't feel bad if we sleep off on you.

8. When you go to the toilet to poo with the door
open immediately after sex (first round). Why on
earth do you want us to know you are pooing? It
makes us feel like we hit out the poo .So gross. I bet
you no guy will stand for a second round after that.
It's a turn off.

9. Teasing without giving .Riling us up with the
filthiest of dirty talk and sexy moves beforehand,
only to then tell us (when we starts responding) that
you are on your period. What sought of wickedness
is that ? Before you wake up a sleeping lion, you
ought to be ready for the consequences.

10. When you watch TV over our shoulder when we
are kissing you. We know when you are doing that ,
and it so not cool.

11. Whatever your friends tell you or what you may
read on the internet, you should ask before you try
to slip a finger up a man’s butt. We may not
appreciate it. There are a few men who like it but
trust me, there are plenty more of us who don’t.
Better ask, so you don't get a hot slap.

Some good points ..,
No 1, too funny cant blive y she would do that
No2, nothing wrong with that
No3 no excuse for that


Erm faking orgasms , chics normally do that so ur ego aint hurt, it might be really horrible but she fakes it so ur happy.

I don't know mehn.. So many do's and don't between the opposite sexes on this forum.

Chai that part of d room smelling like fish market got me cracking

LadyBoss1:
Some good points ..,
No 1, too funny cant blive y she would do that
No2, nothing wrong with that
No3 no excuse for that


Erm faking orgasms , chics normally do that so ur ego aint hurt, it might be really horrible but she fakes it so ur happy.

90% of Men don't care.

Faking an orgasm is just so silly, I'll rather say the truth in a teasing and gentle manner so he gets better at pleasing me

Hmmmm y boost his ego by faking organism.

Jollyjoy:
Hmmmm y boost his ego by faking organism.

organism ke

vizkiz:


that only happens when a nigga is not hitting it right!
Give her enough and well organized straffing and the orgasms will come out in a much better form

you can never tell when you are hitting it right or not