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Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by freelance(m): 3:36pm On Sep 18, 2006
I think you would all have an answer to my question after you finish reading this.

HUSBANDS FOR SALE!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . , you
may choose any man
from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

So what do you think?

Can they really be satisfied?
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by momoney1(m): 6:23pm On Sep 18, 2006
that's funny of her, what else does she want, the one that will carry the pregnancy aswell?

they can't be satisfied. women take it easy on me, pls tongue
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by frankiriri(m): 2:30pm On Nov 24, 2006
I wonder o!.
Somewhere else in on this forum some1 was complaining that her otherwise nice boyfriend gives her too much attantion in public. shocked shocked shocked After a week of ignoring her the babe sholld learm grin grin grin
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by eslynera(f): 3:05pm On Nov 24, 2006
lol, that was funny. cheesy
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by whitelexi(m): 3:32pm On Nov 24, 2006
thats a good one, It should've told us how many were Nigerians out of the 4.3Million Women who visited the 6th floor sha. I'm sure it can go ahead and get the correct figures from a census grin
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by harvey(m): 3:54pm On Nov 24, 2006
na bi eye kill that kin lady
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by zoraro(m): 11:16pm On Jul 22, 2007
too bad that, that is not the case when it comes to intercourse. they are too easily satisfied, i have not met a women that can match me in bed.
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by zoraro(m): 11:17pm On Jul 22, 2007
too bad that, that is not the case when it comes to intercourse. they are too easily satisfied, i have not met a women that can match me in bed.
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by McDoe(m): 11:47am On Jul 23, 2007
This thread further sealed our belief that the daughters of eve are damned insantiable lots. Give them a mile, and they would take thousands of miles.
No wonder evil is continuing to plague the world. Women does not only mean ''woe unto men but wound men also"
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by Seun(m): 11:55am On Jul 23, 2007
All women can't be painted with the same brush. A woman could be high maintenance or low maintenance. wink
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by richard69(m): 6:48pm On Feb 19, 2010
So hilarious, but truly dat how they are.
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by Enockia(m): 7:04pm On Feb 19, 2010
this is a very serious issue but they really can never be satisfied
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by ifyebere(m): 9:49pm On Feb 19, 2010
hmmmn, women they can never be satisfied be it high classed maintained lady or lower classed maintained lady, all i know is that women are always ready to taste either in CASH or in KIND, also have it in mind that if she taste in CASH 1 day 1day, she'll give back in kind sure thing, ma guyz i'll advise u begin to test ur woman in 1 way or the oda to see if she'll fall cheap, i do that and it works for me, cheers
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by Duniverse(m): 7:28am On Feb 20, 2010
freelance:

I think you would all have an answer to my question after you finish reading this.

HUSBANDS FOR SALE!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . , you
may choose any man
from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

So what do you think?

Can they really be satisfied?
INPOSSIBLE
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by Duniverse(m): 7:34am On Feb 20, 2010
zoraro:

too bad that, that is not the case when it comes to intercourse. they are too easily satisfied, i have not met a women that can match me in bed.
pro. i great you.
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by Amigoz(f): 7:56am On Feb 20, 2010
Moved to the jokes section cheesy tongue
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by minto(m): 9:07am On Feb 20, 2010
zoraro:

too bad that, that is not the case when it comes to intercourse. they are too easily satisfied, i have not met a women that can match me in bed.

Lie! such is the case in every aspect even in bed; not with all women though. Just when you think you've performed wonderfully well and was expecting an applause, woman will tell you she's just warming up which implies you're just starting and by that time, you're on your third glass of water.  grin.  zoraro, like you've said, you have not met the woman.
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by googles: 9:45am On Feb 20, 2010
[size=13pt]damn i thot floor num 6 sign was going to read -REGGIE BUSH WITH ALL THE FLAWS[/size] now i have to go back home with no man not even that commom 190
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied? by IKdImpeccable(m): 12:48am On Aug 12, 2010
Hw do i get in touch wt ds women cheesy

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