1. Yoga pants. The whole point of yoga pants is that they cling to you(r butt) like a second skin. They’re not comfortable or fun when they get all bunchy and weird. You did not pay a silly amount of money to wear diaper-chic to yoga.

2. Jeans constantly slide down your body. You’ve tried belting, hemming, holding, and jumping up and down like an asshole and, still, your pants will not stay up. You’ve probably broken the belt loops on at least one pair of jeans from all the times you’ve pulled on them.

3. Squatting makes zero difference. You’ve spent enough time on Jen Selter’s Instagram to know that even if you were to stop everything and squat for a living, you would still never look like that.

4. You conform to the shape of your desk chair. Forget about being exhausted or excited to leave work, by the time you stand up for the day, you are more concerned about the fact that your butt might very well be flatter than it was before.

5. You cannot twerk for poo. Similarly, you cannot back, back, back it up on the dance floor. How does Miley do it

6. That wizkid song "bombay" hurts your soul. You know every single word — not for its brilliance, but for the fact that you have to look busy somehow when the song comes on. Shouting about not getting none unless you got buns, hun, is better than acknowledging it.

7. You must buy bathing suits as separates. Bathing suit shopping is so fun, until you realize you have to sort through double the racks to get your mismatching pieces.

8. Riding bikes hurts. The built-in cushion is nice, but basically ineffective without some extra (natural) padding.

9. You can’t sit on anyone’s lap. People complain that “you are just so bony, OMG!” Down you are pushed to the bottom of the clown car that holds you and your friends going to da club. Guess what, I have no extra padding, remember? Ouch.

10. When people who have actual butts say they are jealous of you. I’m really sorry that you’re hating on your wonderful curves. Let me try and twerk real quick to make you feel better.

11. Bubble butt is so much more fun-sounding than pancake butt. Pants don’t slide off a bubble butt. Bubbles are round and fun! That being said, pancakes are delicious and, ultimately, do not go to your ass, so...

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a27233/problems-only-flat-butted-girls-have/

Hmm

And a male wrote this how?








Please don't call him gay

LoL

adonismuller:
And a male wrote this how?









Please don't call him gay

Don't blame me...I saw a lady today
The view from the front is

View from the back is

honeydear:
LoL

No offence maam

But it seems u are part of dis esteemed group

sorry but no sorry cant date a girl whos butts looks like mine

boynigeria:
sorry but no sorry cant date a girl whos butts looks like mine

Why bros

Sinaj is this True?

ilotriouzAY:


Why bros

are u seriously asking why?
who doesnt like em big and bigger

boynigeria:

are u seriously asking why?
who doesnt like em big and bigger

Well,I like dem moderate

Seriously, I laughed hard.
OP is wicked. Chai!!!

He's a damn fvcking Gay

How on earth did he know all those silly stuff, if he's not gay?

adonismuller:
And a male wrote this how?









Please don't call him gay

Dnarvaez:
Seriously, I laughed hard.
OP is wicked. Chai!!!

Its d truth bro

Ts the pussy that matters(how tight),and how she looks with her clothes off..
....trust me some big Assed gals are not so appealing inside as they are outside.

...that not withstanding "I love big butts and I cannot lie,you niccurs can't deny that when a gal walks by with an ............"

pinkycute:



He's a damn fvcking Gay

How on earth did he know all those silly stuff, if he's not gay?

Gay kee
Abeg ooo

By the way,u got it small

ilotriouzAY:


Its d truth bro

Yeah. And I can see them slipper butts avoiding this thread like a plague, while those who entered, and on witnessing the horror of their life, zoomed off (as faster as Usain Bolt).
You just made my day. :-D
Sseun where's thy thumbs up botton?

pinkycute:

He's a damn fvcking Gay
How on earth did he know all those silly stuff, if he's not gay?

Someone is hurting. Pele, o. It's not Op's fault that nature has cheated on you.:-P

Dnarvaez:

Yeah. And I can see them slipper butts avoiding this thread like a plague, while those who entered, and on witnessing the horror of their life, zoomed off (as faster as Usain Bolt).
You just made my day. :-D
Sseun where's thy thumbs up botton?

Thanks bro
Cc lalasticlala

What's this one talking about?

Go check my Dp, am perfectly good to go

Dnarvaez:

Someone is hurting.
Pele, o.
It's not Op's fault that nature has cheated on you.:-P

Nonsense,

pinkycute:
What's this one talking about?
Go check my Dp, am perfectly good to go

Irony.

Dem german floor butt ladies be like

honeygirl17:
Nonsense,

those with flat butts,oya come and confirm if its true

krattoss:
Dem german floor butt ladies be like

I'm not, I don't make noise.

honeygirl17:




I'm not, I don't make noise.

ok..my bad.

krattoss:
ok..my bad.

But u guys enjoy boobs more not butt

honeygirl17:





But u guys enjoy boobs more not butt

how do u feel eating rice without meat, or soup without meat, but u prefer the rice or soup to meat..

So both combined are marvelous.....


So ur turn, what do u ladies enjoy or likes more on guys?

Really?


Interesting

* sipping tea

honeygirl17:





But u guys enjoy boobs more not butt

Who does not enjoy booobs more dan the boooty?

Boooty makes una a little bit attractive, but boobs, is one of the reasons I even look @ a gal

krattoss:
how do u feel eating rice without meat, or soup without meat, but u prefer the rice or soup to meat..

So both combined are marvelous.....


So ur turn, what do u ladies enjoy or likes more on guys?

I like every part of a guys body but love his huge cucumber more. I don't like hairy guys, its a big turnoff to me .

honeygirl17:





I like every part of a guys body but love his huge cucumber more. I don't like hairy guys, its a big turnoff to me .

ok ooo...where do u reside?