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The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by yuncka: 11:44am On Jul 02, 2015
ok, I typing this as a counter thread to https://www.nairaland.com/2419939/pains-busty-lady

well I love small boobs but sometimes I cant help but imagine some discomfort they go through having low lands..... below are some disadvantages associated with small boobs.... feel free to add yours..


always at the receiving end of yabs about lowland, pimple, agbalumo, flat chest or man looks. (am guilty as charged)

it takes time for their breast to start developing and it stops developing almost immediately ( a female friend told me dis from her own chest)

men tend to ignore flat chest easily.

your small boobs makes Ur cleavage look like a distant relationship.

sometimes your belly button is bigger than your boobs.

possible low self esteem because of the way the society values voluptuous women.

scared of being compared to busty females.

you suddenly become iron man because of too much iron brassier.

men will probably want a quickie with you than full naked sex.

men who like handling boobs during sex will resolve to pinching in your own case.

your kids will cry anytime you breastfeed them, they will envy other mother's boobs.




however, some advantages of flat chest includes:

Much more freedom to do physical activity

More clothing options to choose from

Less chance of having saggy breasts when older

There is no REAL competition with bigger breasted women

Cheaper bra's

You don't get as many stretch marks on your breasts.



the floor is open....and I have taken cover. grin

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by glimpse33(m): 11:45am On Jul 02, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by kolatobs(m): 11:45am On Jul 02, 2015
hmmmm
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Orina(m): 11:48am On Jul 02, 2015
undecided
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by dbabyboy(m): 11:52am On Jul 02, 2015
I av nothing to comment
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Nobody: 11:54am On Jul 02, 2015
Goat.

Look at a supposed male writing about "pain of flat chested ladies".

Are you a lady?
Do you know what it feels like to have breasts?
Are flat chested ladies complaining to you?
Did they create themselves?
All males are flat chested, have they all died?

So many issues worthy of consideration, but a "male" picks up his "pen" to write about a lady's boobs, in response to another thread. . .

Prime joblessness. What a fvcktard.

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by ginawest(f): 11:58am On Jul 02, 2015
Blackett:
Goat.

Look at a supposed male writing about "pain of flat chested ladies".

Are you a lady?
Do you know what it feels like to have breasts?
Are flat chested ladies complaining to you?
Did they create themselves?
All males are flat chested, have they all died?

So many issues worthy of consideration, but a "male" picks up his "pen" to write about a lady's boobs, in response to another thread. . .

Prime joblessness. What a fvcktard.
its jes for fun.....u didn't rily av to call insult im

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by jrerico1(m): 11:59am On Jul 02, 2015
If you have a okro dick or groundnut boobs God has a reason because you didn't create yourself
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 02, 2015
ginawest:
its jes for fun.....u didn't rily av to call insult im
You don't tell me what to do.

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by AirstarKane(f): 12:00pm On Jul 02, 2015
Everything is pain right? undecided big chested/ busty, pain, small chested/ no breast pain what exactly do you want? Didn't even bother 2 read mtschewwww
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Gelengelen: 12:01pm On Jul 02, 2015
hh

Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by wordbank(m): 12:01pm On Jul 02, 2015
Comma,
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by ginawest(f): 12:01pm On Jul 02, 2015
Blackett:
You don't tell me what to do.
OK sah

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by clefstone(m): 12:03pm On Jul 02, 2015
Ok
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 02, 2015
ginawest:
OK sah
Good girl.
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by xamuel17(m): 12:05pm On Jul 02, 2015
dont knw about u guys ...but, this got me laughing hard...more especially when the op equated flat boobs to pimple

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jul 02, 2015
It is wa oh! lipsrsealed

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Tallesty1(m): 12:12pm On Jul 02, 2015
Small boobs + serious nyash = No problem.

Big Boobs + Flat nyash = A curse from your ancestor.

Flat Chest + Flat Nyash = Punishment For A Crime You Committed in Your First Life.

Big boobs + Serious hips + Aggressive Azz Wrapped an unbleached Body = Unlock Code For Seun's Heart, Pocket and bank account.

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by yuncka: 12:12pm On Jul 02, 2015
my life is so long but I cant waste it on replying some sadist..... if u feel aggrieved by the post...keep venting your frustration..... grin am catching my fun and Ur rant is part of the fun. grin

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 02, 2015
A counter thread?..
Y am i not surprised?
my.notjustok.com/track/22684/
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by bukatyne(f): 12:19pm On Jul 02, 2015
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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by tranxo(m): 12:21pm On Jul 02, 2015
ginawest:
its jes for fun.....u didn't rily av to call insult im
Why are most youths of today bereft of proper use of English language?

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jul 02, 2015
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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by bukatyne(f): 12:38pm On Jul 02, 2015
VictoriaBee:

I have done that.

Ok Modify your post.
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Slimzjoe(m): 12:47pm On Jul 02, 2015
undecided
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by ginawest(f): 1:11pm On Jul 02, 2015
tranxo:
Why are most youths of today bereft of proper use of English language?
av u eva heard of d word 'mistake'?
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by IamLEGEND1: 1:15pm On Jul 02, 2015
i have nothing to say, HENCE:

Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by naijaboiy: 1:19pm On Jul 02, 2015
"Your small boobs make your cleavage look like a distant relationship"

I don laugh die. gringringringringrin

Where are the flat chested bìtches in the house?

Una no go prove Op wrong? grin

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by chudidonas(m): 1:24pm On Jul 02, 2015
Lmao... That's all I could do, Laugh.
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by Nobody: 1:26pm On Jul 02, 2015
If you're trying to make chicks with 'flat chest' or small 'boo'bs' feel better.....you're doing a terrible job I tell ya cheesy


smiley

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Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by mayordadon(m): 1:36pm On Jul 02, 2015
[quote author=]If you're trying to make chicks with 'flat chest' or small 'boo'bs' feel better.....you're doing a terrible job I tell ya cheesy


smiley[/quote] yeah lol
Re: The Pain Of A Flat Chested Lady by sexymoma(f): 1:42pm On Jul 02, 2015
Waiting to see "The pain Of A big pr1ck guy"
Cos e be like say sense nor wan come dey for una again angry

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