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Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by olanje: 1:15pm On Jul 03, 2015
There are many things women (doesn’t matter if they are single or married) really do not want men to know about them unless they have the urge to open up and spill some secrets, otherwise they stay hidden well.
After a few interviews with different women over the years, relationship site, @Olanje hereby reveals some dirty secrets women tend to hide from men; Enjoy:

1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom.

2. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction

3. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified

4.We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a party or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences

5. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us.

6.We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care.

7.We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just curious.

8.When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur.

9.When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable.

10.If you’re really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you. Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it comes to marriage material.
Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by MosakuAW(m): 1:16pm On Jul 03, 2015
Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by Ojochegbe1(m): 1:17pm On Jul 03, 2015
okk
Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by Nobody: 1:23pm On Jul 03, 2015
I guess that your research was done at a brothel .

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Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by oscarawardee: 1:29pm On Jul 03, 2015
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Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by Nobody: 1:39pm On Jul 03, 2015
Quite revealing. Women are ancient at keeping secrets.
Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by Nobody: 1:57pm On Jul 03, 2015
crywrong observation

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Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jul 03, 2015
Wtf!! Not really true.
Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by Nobody: 3:37pm On Jul 03, 2015
Ur future husband or husband is in big trouble,flirting with his friends and all these stuffs u mentioned are so unimaginable
Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jul 03, 2015
tunnamania11:
I guess that your research was done at a brothel .


grin grin grin

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Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by IamLEGEND1: 4:15pm On Jul 03, 2015

Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by kazzonline: 6:58pm On Jul 03, 2015
Alll this coming from a guy,na real wa
Re: Top Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by Catalyst4real: 7:15pm On Jul 03, 2015
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